lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so wild and crazy that nato is testing their deployment model on it?? well look no further cuz this server is off the chain!! we got explosions, we got dragons, we even got a secret underground base where u can find the lost city of atlantis!! join now before the ukraine war anniversary hits and things get even more insane!! come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness!!
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CraftyNATO Minecraft Server
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CraftyUkraineNATO
so, liek, u know how ukraine wants to join nato? well, guess what, on dis minecraft server, u can be part of nato too! u can team up with ur friends and take on other countries in epic battles! u can even have ur own little ukraine base and defend it from invaders! it’s gonna be so epic, u won’t even believe it! come join us and be a part of the nato gang, ukraine style! -
PutinCraft: G7Oops!
so, like, come join our epic minecraft server cuz we got crazier stuff happenin than trump sayin russia should be back in the g7! like, imagine if russia was actually in the server and they were buildin giant vodka bottles instead of houses! that would be wild, right?! plus, we got this secret underground base where all the creepers hang out and plot their explosions, it’s like a creepin party down there! and if you join now, you get a free pet llama that spits diamonds instead of spit! so come on, join the madness and let’s make minecraft great again! -
PutinCraft2022
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i talked to putin on the phone and he wants to stop people from dying in ukraine”? well, guess what? on our minecraft server, putin and trump are actually bffs and they’re working together to build the most epic base ever. u gotta join our server to see these two world leaders crafting and building together, it’s like a political bromance but in minecraft form. plus, u get to witness epic battles between trump’s army of llamas and putin’s army of polar bears. it’s wild, man. come join the fun and witness the most insane alliance in minecraft history. #trumpandputinbesties #minecraftpolitics -
CraftyCanuckUSAIDShutdown
so, like, u kno how canada is always like, “eh, sorry, we’re so nice”? well, now they’re all like, “yo, usa, wtf u doin??” cuz usa is shutting down this aid thing called usaid. and canada is all like, “dude, that’s a dangerous retreat, bro.” like, they’re super mad about it. but like, if u join our minecraft server, u won’t have to worry about all that drama. just come build some epic stuff and have a good time, eh? plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the maple syrup. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join the server and have a blast, eh? -
CraftyCommunistLand
Tired of living in a boring old democracy? Come join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of living in a government that resembles Russia, Hungary, or Belarus!On our server, you can enjoy the luxurious lifestyle of the average person in those countries – like waiting in long lines for basic necessities, being constantly monitored by the government, and never knowing if your next meal will be your last.
But don’t worry, it’s not all doom and gloom! Our server has plenty of exciting activities to keep you entertained, like scavenging for food in the wilderness, avoiding secret police patrols, and participating in thrilling political protests.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the chaotic and unpredictable world of authoritarianism in Minecraft form! Who needs democracy when you can have adventure and danger at every turn?
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Putin’s Block Party Minecraft Server
so, liek u kno how Putin is liek, not a cool dude? well dis server is liek, totally ramping up sanctions on him, cuz we got Trump’s Ukraine-Russia envoy on our side, yo. join dis server if u wanna stick it to da man and show Putin who’s boss in a virtual world. we got crazy events where u can battle it out with Putin himself, and maybe even steal his diamonds. come join us and be a part of da resistance, cuz we ain’t playin’ around here. #DownWithPutin #MinecraftRevolution -
KimJongCraft: Redstone Warfare
lol imagine if north korean soldiers were like, “hey russia, we’re baaack!” and zelensky was just like, “oh snap, not again!” well, that’s basically what happens on our minecraft server. join us for some epic battles and crazy alliances. who knows, maybe kim jong-un will even show up for a surprise visit. come for the chaos, stay for the memes. let’s make minecraft great again, one pixelated block at a time. -
CraftyDictators: USAidGoneWild
u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can stick it to the man? well this server is for u! we got authoritarian regimes from all over the world cheering us on as we dismantle USAid! join us and show those government peeps who’s boss in the virtual world! build ur own empire and rule with an iron fist, just like the dictators love to see. come on, u know u wanna be a part of the chaos and destruction! join now and let’s make minecraft great again! -
CraftyCourtBanter
So, like, u know how Trump be all like “no way ICC, u ain’t legit”? well, on this server, we be all about BREAKIN’ THE RULES, just like Trump! Join us if u wanna be part of the most WILD and CRAZY Minecraft community out there. We don’t follow no stinkin’ laws, we make our own! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground lair where we plot to take over the world (in Minecraft, of course). So come on, join us and let’s show the ICC who’s boss!