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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 2417 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 12 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got this epic battle goin’ on between US and Britain, but, like, they keep postponin’ their decision on long-range strikes. it’s like a soap opera, but with TNT and creepers, ya know?
join this server if you wanna see some crazy shenanigans go down. like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken and everyone thought it was a secret government message. it was wild, man.
plus, we have the most epic build battles you’ve ever seen. like, one time, someone built a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of diamond blocks. it was so shiny, it blinded half the server.
so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s full of surprises and non-stop action, then come on over. just watch out for those sneaky griefers, they’ll try to blow up your stuff faster than you can say “creeper”.
