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EU-CanuckCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, brussels is all like “woah, canadians wanna join the EU? cool cool cool cool cool.” but then they’re like “nah, it ain’t happening, sorry eh.” but like, if you wanna join our minecraft server, that’s a whole different story, eh! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena, it’s a wild time. plus, our diamonds are like, super shiny and our zombies tell the best knock-knock jokes. so come on over, eh! join the party, sorry not sorry, brussels can’t come but you sure can! -
Putin’s Wild West Minecraft Server
so, like, if you wanna have a blast in minecraft, come join our server! we got all the craziest stuff you can imagine, like flying pigs and talking llamas.our server is so lit that even Putin tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to make his own terms for playing. like, bro, we don’t negotiate with world leaders, we just want to have fun building stuff and blowing things up.
so if you’re looking for a wild time with a bunch of crazy players, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it. unless you’re Putin, then you might be a little disappointed.
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CraftyRights Minecraft Server
HUMAN RIGHTS, government accountability, human rights violations, Humanitarian issues, civil libertiesso, like, this server is, like, totally the best thing ever, okay? like, you gotta join because, like, we have unicorns and dragons and, like, flying pigs, man.and, like, if you join, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and, like, turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but, like, be careful what you wish for because one time someone wished for a million diamonds and got crushed by them.
so, like, join this server if you want to have the most epic and craziest time of your life, dude.
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Trudeau’s Last Stand Minecraft Server
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server, where we got trudeau himself droppin’ truth bombs like it’s hot potato. he be like “canada ain’t no free ride, eh” and we all like “whaaat?” but then we realize he right and we start buildin’ like there’s no tomorrow.we got trump threats flyin’ left and right, but we ain’t scared cuz we got trudeau holdin’ it down for us. come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between world leaders in minecraft history. build your own fortress, team up with trudeau, and show trump who’s boss.
ain’t no time to waste, join now and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe trudeau will drop another bombshell and change the course of history in our minecraft world. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the craziness.
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MapleCraft Server: Canada Forever!
so like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, even Mark Carney himself would be like “whoa, this is the best server ever”? well, let me tell you about this server that is so lit, even Canada would never, ever, want to be part of America if they knew about it.imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives. that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server.
not only that, but we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. from spleef battles on a lava floor to parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, this server has it all.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we may argue and prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
so come join us on this server and experience a world like no other. just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.
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UkraineCraft Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got more drama than a ukraine soap opera, but don’t worry, we got aid for ya! survive the chaos and join us for a wild ride through blocky politics and crazy adventures. who needs the us when you got us on this server? join now before ukraine collapses, just like trump’s hair in a windstorm! -
MineCrafty Trump’s Aid & Intel Server
so, like, u know how trump is all like “i want to see more than just a minerals deal to restart aid and intel to ukraine”? well, on this minecraft server, u can do more than just mine for minerals, u can mine for DIAMONDS. like, who needs aid and intel when u have DIAMONDS, amirite? join this server for the most epic diamond mining experience ever. plus, u might even run into trump himself, mining for diamonds and building walls. it’s gonna be YUGE. so come join us and make minecraft great again! #diamondsareforever #trumpminingforblocks -
CraftyGermans Minecraft Server
so, like, u know how germans are all like, “hey, US, u used to be cool but now u not so trustworthy”? well, on this server, we don’t care about trustworthiness cuz we all about having a good time and building epic stuff together! join us and be part of a community that’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys on roller skates! plus, we got this crazy story about a pig riding a chicken into battle against a horde of evil creepers. u gotta see it to believe it! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime! -
CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server
so, like, this minecraft server is like the canada of all servers, eh? we’re gonna be naming a new leader while dealing with a trade war with trump’s army of creepers. but don’t worry, we got polar bears on our side, ready to fight off any griefers trying to mess with our maple syrup stash. join us for a moose-riding adventure through our snowy mountains and build a igloo to protect yourself from the cold-hearted griefers. sorry, not sorry, but this server is gonna be lit like a bonfire on canada day, so grab your poutine and join us, eh? -
Putin’s MineCraft Server
come join our minecraft server where we mine like russia but without putin and trump getting in the way! we have so many minerals you’ll think you’re in a russian mine, but without the political drama. plus, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like a russian oligarch’s gold-plated toilet. join now before putin tries to shut us down too!