our server is so lit that even Putin tried to join, but we had to tell him to chill because he kept trying to make his own terms for playing. like, bro, we don’t negotiate with world leaders, we just want to have fun building stuff and blowing things up.
so if you’re looking for a wild time with a bunch of crazy players, come join us! we promise you won’t regret it. unless you’re Putin, then you might be a little disappointed.
and, like, if you join, you get a magical diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers and, like, turns your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
also, like, the admin is a wizard who can grant you three wishes, but, like, be careful what you wish for because one time someone wished for a million diamonds and got crushed by them.
so, like, join this server if you want to have the most epic and craziest time of your life, dude.
we got trump threats flyin’ left and right, but we ain’t scared cuz we got trudeau holdin’ it down for us. come join us and be part of the most epic showdown between world leaders in minecraft history. build your own fortress, team up with trudeau, and show trump who’s boss.
ain’t no time to waste, join now and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe trudeau will drop another bombshell and change the course of history in our minecraft world. don’t miss out, join now and be part of the craziness.
imagine a world where pigs fly and cows dance, where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers give you high fives. that’s the kind of craziness you can expect on this server.
not only that, but we have the most insane mini-games you’ve ever seen. from spleef battles on a lava floor to parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, this server has it all.
plus, our community is like a big, dysfunctional family. we may argue and prank each other, but at the end of the day, we all come together to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen.
so come join us on this server and experience a world like no other. just remember, once you join, you may never want to leave.
We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager break it down on the dance floor.
Oh, and did we mention the flying pigs? Yeah, we have those too. They soar through the sky, leaving trails of glitter and rainbows behind them. It’s a sight to behold.
But the real reason you should join our server? The legendary diamond sword that shoots lasers. Yes, you read that right. Take down mobs with style and finesse as you wield this epic weapon of destruction.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin!
not only that, but our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. you can team up with them to create the most mind-blowing chicken city the world has ever seen.
oh, and did we mention the magical unicorns that roam the land? they poop out diamonds and rainbows, so you’ll never run out of bling bling.
so come on down to our server and get ready for the craziest time-traveling, chicken-building, unicorn-pooping adventure of your life!
NAVAL AMPHIBIOUS BASE CORONADO
“We train for war and fight to win…”
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⚓Who are the Navy SEALs? – Established by President John F. Kennedy in 1962, the Navy SEALs are a nimble, elite maritime military force suited for all aspects of unconventional warfare. In this role, you will provide immediate military relief in crises around the world.
⚓What is a milsim? – A MilSim, an abbreviation of military simulation, refers to live-acted simulation of armed conflict scenarios. The goal of this Minecraft milsim group is to replicate groups that spring from Roblox and their military simulator communities. Therefore, we attempt to perform as realistic as possible, trying to replicate the duties and struggles past and present have done for us.
⚓How is the team organized? – Platoons can be structured to operate as 8-man Squads, 4-man Fire Teams, or 2-man Sniper/Reconnaissance Teams, as required. It is this organizational structure that makes the NSW force light, mobile, swift, flexible, effective and virtually undetectable. Each platoon has a Navy Commander (O-5) in charge. A SEAL platoon consists of two junior officers and 14 enlisted. It is led by the more senior of the two officers, a Navy Lieutenant (O-3).
⚓How do I get started? – Simply fill out the application form. Answer as thoroughly as possible. Your probability to getting accepted is dependent upon how well-structured your sentences and explanations are, as well as the specific criteria involved. After your application is filled out, you are required to accomplish the following:
• 1 event of Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL (BUD/S) Training• 1 event of SEAL Qualification Training• 1 event of Parachute Jump School
*As soon as you attend your first event, you become a Seaman. When you accomplish all 3 trainings, you are promoted to Petty Officer 3rd Class [E-4]. From there, you will be put into a position and would be permitted to attend Navy SEAL missions.*
YOUTUBE VIDEOS:
CQB (Close Quarter Combat) Training:
https://youtu.be/zN-5OGCE1G0?si=hMNetluygxCNUe9A
Basic Underwater Demolition/SEAL Training (BUD/S):
https://youtu.be/u83jSUGP1eI?si=auCTZfi4BrY3HTXr
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DISCORD MILITARY GROUP LINK:
https://discord.gg/RfEjCBCZXb
KEEP NOTE: Server will be unwhitelisted during training times/events/missions, so it would be wise to join the discord for info.
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“The Only Easy Day Was Yesterday…”
navy.minekeep.gg
| Features | 100% Vanilla gameplay |
|---|---|
| Plugins | Administrative only (no interference with gameplay) |
| Unique Selling Points | No grief, stealing, unwanted pvp; No world border |
| Rules | No griefing, cheating, stealing, unwanted pvp |
A: CommunityCraft Vanilla SMP offers a pure, unmodified version of the game with unique features such as no grief, stealing, or unwanted pvp, and no world border.
A: The server does not have claims, locked chests, or plugins that interfere with the vanilla SMP experience. There are also no donations, voting, or ranks.
A: CoreProtect is used to moderate stealing and griefing. Players caught engaging in such activities will be banned and their actions rolled back.
A: Players can expect a challenging survival experience on hard difficulty, with the freedom to go on solo adventures or team up with friends to build something incredible.
Server IP: 38.133.155.215 Join now before we whitelist! See our discord when you join!
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always willing to help you out… unless you cross them. Rumor has it that one player tried to steal another player’s diamond armor and ended up getting pranked so hard, they had to build a new base from scratch!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From zombie villagers riding on chickens to creepers with top hats and monocles, you never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.
So why do you hate her so much? Maybe it’s because she hasn’t joined our server yet! Don’t miss out on all the fun and join us today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server… or the next victim of a hilarious prank!
And as for how a guy like this gets a girlfriend? Well, on our server, anything is possible! We’ve had players meet their significant others while battling dragons, building epic castles, and even taming virtual unicorns. Who needs dating apps when you have a Minecraft server like ours?
So come join us and experience the craziest adventures, the most hilarious moments, and the most unexpected romances. Who knows, you might just find love in a virtual blocky world!
Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where cell phones are strictly prohibited. That’s right, no more annoying ring tones or vibrating distractions while you’re trying to build your epic castle or mine for diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of technologically-challenged llamas who accidentally stumbled upon a computer and decided to create their own Minecraft world. So you can expect some seriously hilarious mishaps and surprises along the way.
So come on and join us, because who needs a cell phone when you can have a llama-run Minecraft server instead? Let the llama shenanigans begin!
