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UkrainianCraft: 52 Drones Down, 44 Vanished

aerial threats, air superiority, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, destroy, Drones, Military, Military operations, missile defense, national security, Overnight, Radar, russia, Surveillance, Technology, UAVs, Ukrainian air defences, UkrainianCraft, VANISHED, WARFARE

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like Ukrainian air defences up in here destroying 52 out of 103 UAVs launched by Russia overnight! And get this, 44 more just straight up disappear from radar like magic! It’s like a war zone up in this server, but with blocks and creepers instead of missiles and stuff. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Caffeine Craze Server

Activity, alertness, Caffeine, cognitive enhancement, CRAZE, findings, Impact, Improvement, Intake, nervousness, neurology, participants, Performance, physiological effects, Psychology, reaction times, research, Server, spain, stimulant, study, Tasks

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1003
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Towns Built:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	167
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like drinkin 6 mg/kg of caffeine but without da jitters, u feel me? like, ur reaction times gonna be off da charts, u gonna be buildin and fightin like a pro. plus, u gonna be sooo nervous, alert, and active, u gonna be unstoppable in da game. so come join us and get ur caffeine fix without da side effects, it’s gonna be lit!

Fantasy Isles 1.21.2

1.21.2, alchemy lab, crew directory., Dark Claw Beast Weapon, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, gbf advanced search, gbf grid and teambuilding, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, granblue fantasy toolbox, Grand Raphael, Grand Yatima, Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit, Isles, Negima Collab, New Year’s Special, Orologia summon, Qilin Saint Koku, rise of the beasts, Sandalphon character song Orison, Skyscope Winter Missions, Snake Zodiac Indra, Surprise Ticket, unite & fight, wiki advanced grids, Zodiac Anni Event

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3145
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Towns Built:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, bros and broettes! Have you heard about this lit Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster? Join us for a crazy time that’s more bonkers than a creeper in a disco!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, ride pigs, and battle zombies with diamond swords. This server is like a virtual paradise for gamers who want to escape reality and dive into a pixelated wonderland.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got events that are more hype than a Ender Dragon rave, with prizes that will make you scream louder than a ghast. Plus, our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves in a snow biome.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make Minecraft great again! Don’t be a noob, be a pro and conquer the blocky universe with us!

Game Fixer Minecraft SMP

assassins, base, cabinet, Coma, defcon.1, donnie, DONNY, election, Fixer, Fixing Games Part 1, Game, Gangs, johnny gat, Keith David, Kinzie, masked assassin, Matt, Miami, Minecraft, Monica Hughes, Nuke, president, Rally, rival candidates, Saints, saints row 4, secretary of transportation, security compromised, serious moments, Shaundi, showdown, SILAS, smp

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Votes:	9605	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us in our wild world where you can become the president of our virtual city, just like in Saints Row 4. Take down rival candidates, recruit your cabinet (with Donnie as the secretary of transportation, of course), and face off against masked assassins sent by your enemies.

But wait, there’s more! As you progress through the game, you’ll uncover shocking secrets and betrayals, like when Shaundi saves you from an assassin only to end up in a coma herself. And just when you think you’ve seen it all, Keith David reveals himself as the mastermind behind it all, kidnapping Kinzie and leading you on a mission to save her.

Gear up, team up with your fellow players, and get ready for an adventure unlike any other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come face to face with a familiar face under that mysterious mask… Join us now for a Minecraft SMP experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and on the edge of your seat!

ERvisitMinecraftServer

avoiding husband, communication problems, emotional response, ER visit, ERvisitMinecraftServer, feeling disrespected, feeling hurt, feeling ignored, feeling neglected, feeling unappreciated, feeling unimportant, feeling unloved, lack of empathy, lack of support, new apartment, Pain, putting in effort, relationship issues, running errands, tiredness, upset feelings

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	4561	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ores Mined:	8545	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will cure your real-life drama? Look no further than our server! We promise that joining us will make you forget all about your husband’s tired feet and your mysterious left side pain. Our virtual world is so engaging, you won’t even have time to think about real-life problems.

Join us now and immerse yourself in a world where the only pain you’ll feel is from laughing too hard at our ridiculous in-game shenanigans. Who needs a doctor when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Don’t be upset, be entertained by joining our server today!

GiftTagGateCraft

Boundaries, children, christmas, Christmas traditions, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, family, family dynamics, generational differences, gift giving, gift tags, GiftTagGateCraft, guilt tripping, holiday, long distance, mother-in-law, online shopping, Personalization, Presents

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any sneaky grandmas trying to steal credit for your hard-earned loot! Imagine logging in to find all your diamond armor labeled “from grandma” – the horror! But fear not, on our server, you can rest assured that all your treasures will be rightfully yours, no grandma tags allowed.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious adventures, and a grandma-free gaming experience. Don’t let anyone ruin your Minecraft Christmas – come play with us and keep your loot safe from meddling grannies. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SlimPickaxe SMP

body image, body positivity, self esteem, SlimPickaxe, smp, social interactions, transformation, weight loss, weight loss challenges, weight loss changes, weight loss community, weight loss confidence, weight loss empowerment, weight loss experiences, weight loss impact, weight loss journey, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss reflections, weight loss success, weight loss support, weight loss transformation

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3766
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Star Shards Collected:	89
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Ores Mined:	7226	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, the other day I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats, like what even is that?! And then I saw a creeper doing the Macarena, like, I can’t even make this stuff up!

But seriously, if you join this SMP, you’ll be treated like royalty, like people will bow down to you and give you all the diamonds you could ever want. It’s like a weight loss program, but for your Minecraft skills. People will be like “OMG, is that the legendary builder from that crazy SMP?!” And you’ll be like “Yeah, that’s me, bow down peasants!”

So come join us on this wild ride of epic proportions, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion, but who’s counting?) Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly special, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible. See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

DreamCraft: Morning Brain Farts

bizarre ideas, Brain, curious mind, DreamCraft, eccentric reflections, farts, morning, morning thoughts, odd musings, offbeat ideas, outlandish musings, peculiar morning thoughts, quirky brainwaves, quirky ponderings, random thoughts, strange thoughts, strange waking thoughts, surreal waking thoughts, unconventional thinking, unique thoughts, unusual reflections, unusual waking thoughts, waking up, weird thoughts

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Secret Passages Found:	3	Votes:	1039
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of waking up with boring thoughts like “What should I have for breakfast?” or “Do I really have to go to work today?” Well, join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild with the weirdest thoughts you’ve ever had after waking up!

Picture this: you wake up in a world where pigs can fly, creepers are actually friendly, and diamonds rain from the sky. That’s right, on our server, anything is possible – even riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you build a giant statue of a chicken on top of a mountain, a secret portal to a land of infinite cake will open up. And if you manage to tame a wild wolf and teach it how to do the Macarena, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

So why waste your mornings on mundane thoughts when you could be living out your wildest dreams on our server? Join now and let the weirdness begin!

Operation Surgeon Swearers

Accuracy, Behavior, buzz wire, childrens game, Competition, completion rate, concentration, dexterity, hand-eye coordination, hospital staff, medical professionals, Nurses, Operation, Performance, Physicians, research, skill, SPEED, study, Surgeon, Surgeons, Swearers, swearing

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8535
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	5423
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got surgeons up in here showing off their mad skills like they playing Operation on a kid’s buzzy wire game! Can you believe it? 84% of these surgeons can complete the game in just 5 minutes, beating out all them other hospital peeps like physicians and nurses! And get this, they also swear like sailors while they playing, with 50% of them dropping F-bombs left and right! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here, so come join the fun and see if you got what it takes to hang with these surgical savages!

Survival without everything Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Fun, Hardcore, Minecraft, Minigames, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Survival Without Everything, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5691	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14

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