GLOB33 Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Microwave Hamster Adventures LOLZ Minecraft Server

accidental death, Adventures, animal care, Animal lover, childhood friends, childhood memories, childhood trauma, Friends, funny, Guilt, hamster, Innocence, kitchen mishaps, kitchen safety, lolz, microwave, Minecraft, mishap, Nostalgia, pet mishaps, Popcorn, regret, Server, tragic

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time where even the hamsters are getting in on the action! Our server is so exciting, even the pets can’t resist joining in on the fun. Who knows what crazy adventures await you as you explore our world – maybe you’ll even stumble upon a hamster-run microwave! Don’t miss out on the hilarity, join our server today and see what kind of mischief you can get into. Just remember, keep an eye on your furry friends – you never know where they might end up next!

Blocky Babes and Creeper Dudes: A Minecraft Server for International Love Connections!

Babes, beauty standards, blocky, career opportunities, Connections, creeper, Cultural differences, culture, Diversity, Dudes, education, empowerment, equality, Family Values, female representation, feminism, gender equality, Gender Roles, International, love, Minecraft, Server, social norms, societal expectations, societal progress, Stereotypes, Traditions, Women, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5400
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runes Activated:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Votes:	1834

Are the women in your country as rare as a pink sheep in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll find more women than you can shake a diamond sword at! Our female players are like unicorns – majestic, powerful, and ready to take on any creeper that comes their way.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of strong, independent women who aren’t afraid to show off their building skills or take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden pickaxe. Plus, rumor has it that our female players have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that they’ll only share with those who prove themselves worthy in battle.

So if you’re tired of playing on servers where women are as rare as a charged creeper explosion, come join us and experience a world where the women are just as badass as the mobs they’re fighting. Who knows, you might even find yourself falling in love with a player who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “Redstone!”

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

beach episode, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, Crafty, ducks, indie vtubers, japanese, koikatsu cards, large indies global, McCraftface, net fans, Noobs, OC material, official booru, Pros, Russian, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, Viewers, Vip, vod archival guide, Vtubers, youtube equivalent

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Animals Bred:	125	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Items Found:	1331	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Meteorites Collected:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a beach episode in an anime? Look no further than our server, where we discuss indie vtubers with at least 500 viewers! Why join? Well, because we cater to the VIPs of the vtuber world – those who have a cult following of 2views or more!

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Go for it! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And don’t worry about those corpo vtubers, as long as they don’t own any talent IPs and have less than 1000 CCV, they can join the party too!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Twitch Clips Guide for the best moments, our VOD Archival Guide for preserving those epic streams, and our /lig/ VOD Archive for a trip down memory lane. Plus, we’ve got Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEXY fun, a Tiermaker to rank your faves, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to celebrate those special days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and dive into the world of indie vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into a virtual duck or two along the way!

StrangerCraft: Where Even Minecraft is Stranger Than Paradise!

action, add-ons, Adventure, Awesome, base game, Challenges, Chaos mode, completion, dlc, Expansion, FANTASY, finished game, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, new content, Paradise, RPG, Square Enix, stranger, Stranger of Paradise, StrangerCraft, video games, what to do next

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	284	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and repetitive tasks? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, adventure, and plenty of surprises.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or create a secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps. On our server, the possibilities are endless and the only limit is your imagination.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like “Creeper Olympics” where players compete in explosive challenges, or “Zombie Apocalypse” where you must survive waves of undead mobs with only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

SimulatedCraft: Are We Living in a Minecraft World or Just a Glitch in the Matrix?

#bluepill, Artificial Intelligence, base reality, Boredom, Consciousness, dumb, existential crisis, existentialism, glitch, Humanity, ILLUSION, Living, Loneliness, matrix, Minecraft, Odds, Perception, philosophy, reality balance, SimulatedCraft, simulation, society, Technology, Truth, virtual reality, world

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	218
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and insanity reigns supreme! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers are actually friendly creatures who just want to give you hugs (explosive hugs, but still).

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but TNT and watch it explode in a glorious blaze of glory? Our server is the only place where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and win a pair of enchanted diamond boots as a prize.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave boring old reality behind and join us on our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky server rules, but who’s counting?). Let’s make Minecraft great again, one ridiculous adventure at a time!

Loony Hillcraft: Where Bumpkins Rule and Sanity Drools!

Bumpkin, Bumpkins, city folk, countryside, Digital Detox, disconnect, Drools, Hillcraft, Interact, loony, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, mentally ill, Online Community, rule, Rural, sanity, social media, stay off, stigma, Technology, Urban, urban living, Website

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3993
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	150
Holy Grails Found:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers run by sane people? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mentally ill bumpkin Minecraft server where the sheep have mohawks and the pigs wear sunglasses.

Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident chicken who thinks it’s a duck and insists on swimming in the lava pit. Or how about our friendly creeper who loves giving out hugs (just make sure you have blast protection armor on).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes while you mine. And rumor has it, if you find the secret hidden cave, you’ll be greeted by a talking cow who knows all the juiciest gossip in the Minecraft world.

So come join us on our wacky, wild, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server. Who needs city folk when you can hang out with the truly insane?

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure

Adventure, Anon, Anons, daily check-in, daily habits, daily mindfulness, daily routine, emotional well being, Epic, Gratitude, how was your day today, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal reflection, positivity, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care, self-care practices, self-care routine

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4746
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Emeralds Found:	8954	Dragons Tamed:	6

Oh, you know, just the usual – mining diamonds, fighting off creepers, and trying not to get eaten by zombies. But hey, it’s all in a day’s work on our epic Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of Steve, and having epic battles with other players using nothing but potatoes as weapons.

But the best part? Our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft and are always willing to trade you rare items in exchange for your soul. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the llama overlords guide you to victory!

LazyCraft: Where we’re too lazy to create a server name, so deal with it!

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9174
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Falling into the Void:	1
Emeralds Found:	8867	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a blocky world! Join us for the craziest adventures and the most ridiculous shenanigans you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground disco party where all the mobs were busting out dance moves. And guess what? They joined in and became the best dancer in the whole blocky universe!

But that’s not all! We also have flying pigs, talking chickens, and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes? Hey, you never know what you’ll find in our wacky world!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster)!

Minecart Madness: ‘Trails’ Edition

Adventure, Characters, cold steel, Combat, Edition, Engaging, Exploration, FANTASY, Fun, Game, gameplay, Immersive, Jrpg, madness, memorable, Minecart, plot twists, Reverie, RPG, Story-Driven, Trails, video game, world-building

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3748	Meteorites Collected:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Falling into the Void:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	30	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Reverie is here to save the day! This server is so epic, it’s basically the best Cold Steel game you’ll ever play.

Join us for some wild adventures where you can ride unicorns through fields of rainbow sheep, battle evil llamas with diamond swords, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic dance battles. Can you out-dab the mighty Blocky Bob?

So what are you waiting for? Join Reverie now and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

OfficeCraft: Where cubicles are made of blocks and water cooler chat is all about mining diamonds!

apartment, bachelors degree, blocks, career, Chat, Computer, cooler, cubicles, diamonds, Experience, financial independence, INDEPENDENCE, interview, job market, Job Search, living alone, Mining, MONEY, neetdom, networking, office job, OfficeCraft, professional development, Résumé, self-sufficiency, Skills, Tips, Water

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of living in your parents’ basement, surviving off of ramen noodles and dreams of a better life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unlock the secret to landing that coveted office job. With our virtual office simulations, you’ll be climbing the corporate ladder in no time.

Forget about your dusty old degree, on our server, all you need is a pickaxe and a dream. Build your own virtual office tower, complete with cubicles, water coolers, and even a virtual boss who won’t yell at you for taking too many bathroom breaks.

So say goodbye to NEETdom and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Join our server today and start your journey to financial independence and a not-so-shitty apartment!