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MineRogueSquad

angband, cataclysm dda, dcss, fior di battaglia, game pastas, gearhead caramel, gloamvault, MineRogueSquad, mudgate, online account, Overworld, realms of the lost, revengate, rogue-fp, roguelike, roguelike general, roguelike servers, soulash 2, triangle wizard 2, xtahua

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Star Shards Collected:	137	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Dive into the world of Fior Di Battaglia and unleash your wildest imagination. Explore dungeons, battle monsters, and conquer new lands in this epic adventure. Join us now and let the madness begin! Don’t miss out on the action – grab your pickaxe and join the fun today!

Why do characters in current anime have to look like they have… Minecraft SMP

animation, Anime, anime industry, art style, artistic choice, cartoonish, character design, Characters, creative decision, current, current anime, design, exaggerated expressions, exaggerated features, giant lamp, have, lamp, Minecraft, smp, trend, unique design, visual style, visual trend

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20

Are you tired of watching anime characters with giant lamps for faces? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is lamp-free guaranteed! Join us and escape the tyranny of oversized lighting fixtures in the anime world.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Lamp Lord, who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic lamp battles. Defeat him and you’ll be rewarded with the power to summon your own lamp army to do your bidding.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground city made entirely out of lamps. Explore its glowing corridors and discover the hidden treasures within, but beware of the Lamp Goblins who guard them fiercely.

So why wait? Join our lamp-free Minecraft SMP today and embark on a hilarious adventure like no other!

”NEET Bad Minecraft Server”

bad, Burnout, comma separated, escapism, Good, Jobs, list, long tail, Media, mental health, Message, message fatigue, Minecraft, NEET, self-care, Server, societal expectations, tags, tired, unhealthy norms, work-life balance

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8304
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of being told to get a job and be a productive member of society? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! On our server, being a NEET is not only accepted, it’s encouraged! Build your virtual empire from the comfort of your mom’s basement and never worry about adult responsibilities again.

Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans as we explore a world where the only job you need is to mine for diamonds and slay virtual dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom?

So come on, ditch the real world and escape to our Minecraft server where being a NEET is the ultimate goal! Who needs a job when you can have endless fun and excitement in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Fag SMP Realm

age, Age when cut, body modification, circumcision, Circumcision style, consent, Crafty, cultural tradition, fag, Foreskin, Frenulum remaining, genital surgery, health implications, male circumcision, medical procedure, personal experience, post-operative care, psychological effects, Realm, religious practice, smp, Style, Style choice, surgical procedure

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7955
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only thing cut is the competition! Join us if you’ve ever had a traumatic experience involving scissors, because we promise our server is scissor-free (unless you count shears for sheep)!

We have players of all ages, from toddlers who were cut too early to grandmas who just got their first haircut in decades. Choose from a variety of styles, from the classic bowl cut to the trendy mullet. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you still have a frenulum hanging around – we embrace all styles here!

So come join us for a hair-raising good time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing sharper than our tools is our sense of humor!

✨ ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ ✨ 1.21 Minecraft server

Antispam, Arenas, Atmospheric, Cases, Community, Cosmetics, cozy gameplay, donation, Duels, free pets, gaming space, Jobs, large world, Magic, Pets, Rewards, Shop, Starter Kit, Store, story quests, Trade, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2238
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	4549
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Why do players choose ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ?

✅ Comfortable and exciting game in vanilla style!

✅ Large, loaded world measuring 20k blocks in all directions!

✅ Story quests for which a reward is given!

✅ FREE pets, effects and other cosmetics!

✅ Balanced cool donation!

✅ Own store and trade between players!

✅ Fair duels in amazing arenas with high stakes!

✅ Hourly and daily rewards for playing on the server!

We created ᴇʀʀᴀᴄʀᴀꜰᴛ with the goal of bringing unique atmospheric and cozy gameplay to Minecraft that other servers cannot boast of. Join us and create the best community in the gaming space!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Cheating, communication problems, Confrontation, confronted, confronting a cheating partner, confronting a girlfriend, confronting a partner, confronting a partner’s infidelity, confronting betrayal, confronting infidelity, confronting trust issues, emotional reactions, emotional response, Girlfriends, Infidelity, intimate betrayal, Jealousy, male arousal, Minecraft, relationship challenges, relationship issues, Server, sexual arousal, trust issues

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7056
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

Chopsticks and Creeper Minecraft SMP

Chinese Architecture, chinese art, Chinese cuisine, chinese culture, Chinese Dance, Chinese fashion, Chinese festivals, Chinese folklore, Chinese History, chinese language, Chinese literature, chinese music, Chinese Mythology, Chinese philosophy, Chinese traditions, Chopsticks, creeper, cultural heritage, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp, Thread, traditional Chinese customs

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Potions Brewed:	133	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate Chinese culture in the most outrageous ways possible.

Picture this: you log on to the server and are greeted by a giant panda riding a dragon through the sky. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so crazy that even the animals get in on the action!

But that’s not all – we have epic build battles where players compete to create the most insane Chinese-inspired structures. From towering pagodas to noodle soup hot tubs, the possibilities are endless!

And if you’re feeling hungry, head over to our virtual dim sum restaurant where you can chow down on pixelated dumplings and sip on potions of fortune. Who needs real food when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So why wait? Join our Chinese culture thread Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Funky Families Minecraft Server

broken families, dysfunctional families, dysfunctional family dynamics, dysfunctional family relationships, families, family conflicts, family dynamics, family dysfunction, family dysfunction causes, family dysfunction effects, family dysfunction help, family dysfunction patterns, family dysfunction signs, family dysfunction solutions, family dysfunction support, family dysfunction therapy, Family issues, family problems, family trauma, Funky, Minecraft, Server, toxic family relationships, unhealthy family dynamics

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1809
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone’s families are just too normal and functional? Well, look no further because on our server, we pride ourselves on having the most messed up and dysfunctional families in the Minecraft world! From parents who are secretly creepers to siblings who steal all your diamonds, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly wondering why everyone’s families are so messed up. Maybe it’s a curse, maybe it’s just bad luck, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more chaotic and entertaining server anywhere else. So come on in and see if you can survive the drama and madness of our twisted Minecraft families!

Phase Connect General – Minecraft SMP – Pipi Pippa

Connect, cute genmates, general, kouhais, mentally ill, Minecraft, perfectly pink, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect community, Phase Connect genmates, Phase Connect rotten womb, Phase Connects, Pipi, Pipkin experience, Pipkin Pippa, pippa, Previous Stream, Reaction Content, Reddit Rabbit, smp, Talents, terrible takes, twitch, twitter, Upcoming Stream, vtubing, zatsu

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6746
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the one and only Pipkin Pippa reigns supreme! She’s the bane of vtubing, mentally ill, and perfectly pink – what more could you ask for in a server admin?

Join us for reaction content, unhinged zatsu, and terrible takes that will have you laughing until you cry. Plus, we’ve got some cute genmates and kouhais from Phase Connect, so you know things are always wild and wacky around here.

Forget the rest, join the best – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions). See you in the game, fellow gamers! #PipkinExperience #MinecraftMadness

VOTE FUWAMOCO Minecraft Server

Anime, Community Choice, fuwamoco, Gaming, internet culture, Japanese culture, LIVESTREAMING, Minecraft, Online Awards, online competition, online entertainment, online event, online personality, Online Vote, Server, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vote, Vtuber, Vtuber of the Year, year

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3996
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ores Mined:	9379	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	4532	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to vote for FUWAMOCO as Vtuber of the Year! Who is FUWAMOCO, you ask? Well, let’s just say she’s a virtual YouTuber who can mine diamonds faster than you can say “creeper.”

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Trust us, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Just when you thought nu-Blizz couldn’t get any lower Minecraft SMP

Backlash, Blizzard, Boycott, controversy, corporate greed, couldnt, criticism, Ethics, game design, game development, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Lower, microtransactions, Minecraft, monetization, nu-Blizz, nuBlizz, online gaming, player outrage, smp, thought, unethical practices, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5436
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of nothing but diamonds, and fight off a horde of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and hidden traps. Rumor has it that the ghost of Herobrine himself haunts the halls, ready to challenge any brave soul who dares to enter.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane as you are? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world of Minecraft madness!