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Passport Bro Minecraft Server

Bro, Conspiracy, cultural appropriation, DATING, feminism, gender dynamics, hypergamy, intersectionality, Masculinity, mate guarding, Men, Minecraft, Misogyny, passport, passport bro movement, Privilege, Race, relationships, Server, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Thai pussy, toxic masculinity, white dudes

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Farms Harvested:	527
Void Gems Collected:	12	Enchantments Applied:	231
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Potions Brewed:	146
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the passport bro movement is taking over and kicking out all the white dudes! But don’t worry, because hypergamy has reached such crazy levels that men are now mate guarding Thai pussy like their lives depend on it. If you think you can handle the insanity and want to join a server where the only rule is to protect your precious Thai pussy at all costs, then this is the place for you! Who knows what other wild shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness. Join now and see just how much worse it can actually get!

Minecraft SMP: Is this gonna be on the murderts?

crime, Drama, Gonna, investigation, Minecraft, murder, Murder Case, murder drama, murder investigation, Murder Mystery, murder plot, murder scene, murder series, murder show, murder storyline, murder suspect, murder victim, murderts, Mystery, police procedural, smp, Suspense, Thriller, tv show

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Farms Harvested:	449	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs have formed their own society and are plotting to overthrow the players.

And don’t worry about getting banned for griefing, because on our server, griefing is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

So come join us if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NauticMC

Bedwars, Earth, Economy, Hardcore, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Hispanic server with a wide variety of modalities and the best community in the world. Come in now and try playing without lag!

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⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1155
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Votes:	3322
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Version > 1.9-1.21.1Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

2nd season, Anime, Character development, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, Idol, IDOLMSTER, japanese, Minecraft, Music, Otaku, PALS, PIXEL, pop culture, Producer, relationships, Sequel, Server, shiny colors, Storyline, twin, video game, virtual idols

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6482
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Well, look no further because our server is where the Producer’s twin ended up after getting lost in the Nether! Join us for epic adventures, wacky shenanigans, and a chance to uncover the mystery of the missing twin. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart!

Better Than The OC Minecraft SMP

“2000s”, better than the OC, California, comparison, Drama, high school, iconic, Kirsten Cohen, Marissa Cooper, Minecraft, Newport Beach, Newport Harbor, Orange County, Popular, Ryan Atwood, Sandy Cohen, Seth Cohen, smp, Summer Roberts, Teen Drama, Television series, tv show, wealthy families

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	7112
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	6538	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Runes Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the absolute bomb-diggity! We’ve got llamas that can breakdance, pigs that can fly, and villagers that tell the funniest jokes (seriously, they should go on tour).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and show off their sick dance moves.

So why join our SMP? Because where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT, challenge a pack of creepers to a dance-off, and have a pet dragon named Steve? Trust us, this server is lit AF and you won’t want to miss out on all the shenanigans. Join now and get ready for a wild ride!

Blocky Goals Minecraft Server

blocky, goals, goals achieved, MET, Minecraft, Objectives, objectives accomplished, objectives achieved, objectives attained, objectives checked off, objectives completed, objectives done, objectives finished, objectives fulfilled, objectives hit, objectives nailed, objectives realized, objectives satisfied, objectives sorted out, objectives succeeded, Server, targets reached

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7811
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Void Gems Collected:	23	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old objectives? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Complete quests like finding the legendary golden carrot or building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden dimension where you can meet a talking llama who will give you magical powers if you can beat him in a dance-off. And don’t forget about our weekly “Turtle Racing” competitions where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other! Who knows what crazy objectives you’ll meet next!

Blocky Banter Minecraft SMP

asian men, banter, blocky, body image, Cock, Confidence, cultural norms, dick, discussion, genitalia, Large, male anatomy, male empowerment, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, penis, sexual health, Sexuality, SIZE, smp, Stereotypes, thailand, Thread

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Runes Activated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	6869
Farms Harvested:	114	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more shenanigans than a monkey on a unicycle, and more chaos than a toddler with a tub of glitter.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base while dodging flying llamas and riding pigs into battle. Our community is so tight-knit, we once had a group sing-along with creepers as backup dancers.

And let’s not forget about our legendary Cock and Dick/Penis thread. It’s like a treasure hunt, but instead of gold, you’ll find hilarious memes and questionable jokes. So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make memories that will last a lifetime, come join us in this Thailand-sized adventure!

MapleCraft Minecraft Server

America lite, Canadian culture, Canadian history, Canadian society, canadian stereotypes, cultural appropriation, cultural assimilation, cultural comparison, Cultural differences, cultural heritage, cultural identity, cultural influences, cultural perception, cultural similarities, Cultural traditions, cultural values, Diversity, MapleCraft, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national identity, North American culture, Server

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you the best of Canadian culture in pixelated form! Forget America lite, we’ve got poutine-powered creepers, hockey stick swords, and beavers building dams out of diamond blocks. Join us for a chance to ride a moose into battle, apologize to zombies for killing them, and build igloos that double as secret bases. So come on, eh? Join our server, where the maple syrup flows like water and the Tim Hortons never runs out of coffee!

Country Politics Minecraft SMP

Country, Democracy, elections, Government, Minecraft, political beliefs, political culture, Political debate, political environment, political influence, political institutions, political issues, political landscape, political participation, political parties, Political power, Political process, political representation, political structure, political system, Politics, smp

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Are you tired of the boring old politics in your country? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only politics you’ll find are deciding who gets the last diamond in the chest. No more debates, just pure blocky fun!

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on pigs armed with carrots, charging into battle against a horde of evil skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own civilization. They have their own laws, their own currency (emeralds, of course), and even their own version of reality TV. You won’t believe the drama that goes down in Villager Village.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who needs real-world politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world?