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NoEntry4UNSecGen

Ban, Conflict, Country, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic protocol, Entry Denied, foreign relations, Government, international law, international relations, Israel, israeli government, MIDDLE EAST, NoEntry4UNSecGen, Politics, Secretary General, SECURITY, travel ban, UN, united nations, United Nations Secretary General

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, you gotta join cuz like, the UN secretary general got banned from Israel, but like, on this server, everyone is welcome, even if you’re a world leader or something. come build your own country and make crazy alliances with other players. we got secret tunnels and hidden treasure chests everywhere, it’s like a real-life political drama but in Minecraft. plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who gives out free diamonds every hour. so come on, join now before you get banned like the UN guy.

NoMoreSittingBackPain

back muscles, back pain, Chronic pain, daily sitting, Exercise, Glucose metabolism, health, IMPROVEMENTS, muscle composition, NoMoreSittingBackPain, pain relief, physical activity, Posture, Prevent, Reduce, Relieve, sedentary lifestyle, Sitting, spinal alignment, spinal health, wellness

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Astral Projections Made:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

haha u ever get back pain from sitting too much? well dis server is da cure u need! join now and ur back pain will magically disappear like a fart in da wind. our magical minecraft land is filled with unicorns and rainbows dat will make ur back feel like a fluffy cloud. forget about muscles and glucose, just come and have fun with us. join now and say bye bye to ur back pain, cuz we got da cure for u!

Crafty Poojita’s Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crafty, Defense, destabilizing, foreign policy, full support air defense, innocent civilians, international relations, iran, Iran backed terrorists, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Pissrael, Politics, Poojita Harris, Poojitas, right to defend itself, Server, SteveGuest, Support, Terrorism, tweet, unwavering support

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dragons Tamed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer unwavering support to our beloved country of Pissrael! Join us and exercise your right to defend yourself against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon.

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have full support for air defense, because you never know when a flock of angry ghasts might come raining down from the sky. And watch out for those Iran-backed terrorists, who are always trying to steal your diamonds and blow up your creations.

Don’t worry, innocent civilians – we’ve got your back on this server. So come join us and experience the most intense, action-packed Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just watch out for those sneaky griefers – they’re like creepers, but even more annoying.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Lucky Dying Minecraft SMP

ballistic missile, catastrophic event, death, Destruction, Disaster, Dying, end of life, falling debris, fatal accident, fate, final moments, Fortunate, fortunate demise, last breath, life-ending, Lucky, Minecraft, missile attack, mortality, smp, tragic, unavoidable fate, unexpected death

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	New Chunks Explored:	912036
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	5369
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Animals Bred:	102	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and adrenaline junkies!

Join us if you want to experience the exhilarating rush of narrowly escaping death by falling debris from a ballistic missile! That’s right, our server is so action-packed that even the sky is not safe from danger. But don’t worry, our respawn rate is lightning fast so you can get right back into the chaos without missing a beat.

If you’re looking for a server where every moment is a heart-pounding adventure, then this is the place for you. Who needs boring old quests and peaceful villages when you can have explosions and near-death experiences on a daily basis? Join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft thrill ride!

CraftyToolbox – Minecraft SMP

advantageous, beneficial, CraftyToolbox, Effective, ESSENTIAL, everyday tools, game changer, Helpful, Impactful, important, Indispensable, influential, life changing, life improvement, Minecraft, personal development, practical, Significant, smp, transformative, useful, valuable, valuable possessions

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6988
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Love Letters Sent:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful thing that has ever come into your life – diamonds! Yes, that’s right, on our server, diamonds rain from the sky and you can build your entire house out of them if you want. But be careful, because the diamond creepers are always lurking around, ready to steal your precious gems.

Not only that, but we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples that give you super powers like flying and shooting fireballs from your eyes. And don’t even get me started on the talking cows that give you advice on how to defeat the Ender Dragon.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the most useful and insane things you’ve ever seen in your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

BlockPartyFun

accomplishment, achievement, BlockPartyFun, Contentment, family, Friends, fulfillment, Good Vibes, Grateful, Happy, joy, Kindness, Laughter, love, positivity, productivity, Relaxation, self-care, success, Sunshine

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just don’t bring the LOLs? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you like confetti. And that’s just a typical day on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on giant chickens armed with swords and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Who knows what craziness awaits you next? The only way to find out is to join us and start laughing your way to victory!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

airport details, Arrests, China, germany, Minecraft, Server, Spycraft, suspected spy, WOMAN

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. u know why? cuz we got spies from germany and china, like, fighting over airport details in minecraft. u gotta join this server to see the drama unfold, man. will the woman get away with it? will the spy be caught? who knows, bro. but one thing’s for sure, u won’t find this kind of crazy shiz anywhere else. so come on, join us and witness the epic battle of the airport spies. it’s gonna be wild, dude.

NATOcraft: S.Korea’s Debut!

Alliance, debut, defense alliance, defense cooperation, defense ministers, defense policy, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, first time, foreign policy, global affairs, historic event, international relations, Meeting, military cooperation, nato, NATOcraft, North Atlantic Treaty Organization, S.Korea, S.Koreas, SECURITY, south korea, summit meeting

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6266
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	12

lol u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got S. Korea coming to attend NATO defense ministers’ meeting for the FIRST TIME EVER!!! like, whoa, that’s some crazy stuff right there. imagine all the shenanigans that will go down when you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly S. Korea pops in to discuss defense strategies. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of this historic moment in minecraft history. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet creeper named Bob. don’t miss out, join now!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., banner, description, GIF, Lazy, Minecraft, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4458
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Mines Excavated:	1359	Star Shards Collected:	69
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

x3un.vanillaboxmc.ru

Crafty LOL Server – Minecraft Server

15 year anniversary, Account Stats, Ann-Sivir-sary, Builds, Cosplayer Neeko, Crafty, esports, Esports Fan Trundle, gragas, league of legends, League of Legends General, lol, lolg, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Music Fan Gragas, neeko, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Pickems, Server, Sivir, trundle, Worlds 2024

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7988
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mines Excavated:	2481	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4028	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	3725
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide!

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Build a castle made entirely of cake, ride a llama into battle, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Trust us, you’ve never seen Minecraft like this before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to legendary players like Gragas, Neeko, and Trundle. Rumor has it that they’re planning a massive cosplay party in the Nether, and you’re invited! Don’t miss out on the chance to party with your favorite champions.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and prepare for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Ann-Sivir-sarys – they’re known for throwing the best surprise parties in the game!