Glitched SMP Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Glitched SMP

Adventure, Buying, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Features, Fun, Glitched SMP, Land claiming, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roles, Seasons, SELLING, Server, stands, Survival, Unique

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8097	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Ever wanted a server with some cool features without 500+ players at once? Join the Glitched SMP! With the map of earth, and seasons with different effects, to claiming land, or renting out stands to buy and sell items, we have it all! Not your thing? Try out our PVP with one of our features similar to lifesteal!

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Crafty Monsters Minecraft Server

Armor Set Search, Crafty, databases, Frontier, Hunter Connect, Iceborne Info, Kiranico, mh rise, MH Wilds, mh world, MHG, Minecraft, monster hunter, Monster Hunter General, Monster Hunter Wilds, Monster Weakness Database, Monsters, multiplayer, New weapon trailers, older game emulation, OP pastebin, Pingsdex, ps, Server, Steam, Steam Deck Verified, Sunbreak TU Info, Thread, vg play, Xbox

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Animals Bred:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	7915
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear that only the most skilled players can find. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

2. Our PvP arena is like no other – it’s a floating island in the sky where you battle it out with other players while dodging fire-breathing dragons. Trust me, it’s a sight to behold!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, unicorns roam freely and you can tame them to ride into battle. Who needs horses when you have magical unicorns?

4. We host weekly events where you can win rare items like a sword that shoots lightning bolts or a helmet that turns you invisible. It’s like a treasure hunt, but with a twist!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

> Mac Shit is a Minecraft SMP Legend

$5000 mac, ayymd cpus, benchmarks, Competition, coping, CPooU, crapple silicon, curryjeet, expensive, fanboys, iJeets, intlel, JOKE, legend, Mac, Macshit, Minecraft, Outdated, Performance, Processors, Shit, silicon, smp, Technology, x86 ewaste machine

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7592
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Items Found:	3950

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t discriminate against any type of computer, even if it’s a macshit or a crapple silicon! Our server is so wild that even a $5000 mac can’t keep up with a decade old $50 x86 ewastemachine – now that’s some spicy competition!

Our players are so dedicated that they’ll do anything to prove their computer’s worth, even if it means disabling 90% of their cores just to cope with the fact that their curryjeet CPooU is a joke. But hey, who needs a powerful computer when you have the power of friendship and creativity in Minecraft, am I right?

Join our server for a laugh, for some epic battles, and for the chance to prove that your computer is the best of the best (even if it’s not). Let’s see who comes out on top in this crazy, hilarious world of Minecraft!

Cougar Craze Minecraft Server

cougar, CRAZE, DATING, dating older women, finding a girlfriend, finding love, Girlfriend, love advice, mature dating, mature relationships, Minecraft, older woman, older women dating, older women looking for love, older women seeking younger men, online dating, r9k, r9k dating, relationship advice, relationships, seeking older women, Server, where to find older women

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7505
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We have a special feature where older women magically appear and become your in-game girlfriends. Who needs Tinder when you have our server? Join now and find your pixelated soulmate today! And yes, they can definitely be found on r9k – just watch out for any creepy Pepe memes lurking around.

Screen Time SMP – The Minecraft Madness

cognitive decline, digital age, Digital Detox, digital distractions, excessive screen time, information overload, internet addiction, internet usage, madness, mental health, Minecraft, online behavior, online habits, online influence, psychological effects, Screen, screen addiction, screen time effects, screentime, smp, social media influence, technology addiction, technology impact, technology impact on brain, Time

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only allows the most epic gamers to enter. Legend has it, if you try to join and you’re not cool enough, you’ll be transported to a world where all you can do is watch cat videos for eternity.

2. We have a secret underground society of players who have been playing Minecraft for so long that they’ve started to believe they actually live in the game. They’ve built entire cities underground and only come out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who accidentally blew himself up while trying to scare off a griefer. Now he roams the land seeking revenge on anyone who dares to grief or troll.

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe a few cat videos along the way, come join our Minecraft SMP today!

What is the IP for OmzBlox Minecraft Server?

aphmau, Cash, Cash and Nico, crystal, Johnny, Lily, luke, Minecraft, minecraft mod, Nico, Nico and Cash, Omz, omzblox, Roxy, Server, WE JOINED SPRUNKI…

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Farms Harvested:	165	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OmzBlox is a talented and well-known content creator in the Roblox community. With a passion for creating fun and engaging games, OmzBlox has gained a large following on platforms such as YouTube and Twitch. Known for their creativity and innovation, OmzBlox continues to impress fans with their unique game creations and engaging content. With a growing fanbase, OmzBlox is sure to remain a prominent figure in the Roblox community for years to come.

Anime Jam Minecraft Server

Anime, culture, debate, different, Entertainment, genre, Jam, japanese, long tail tag, Minecraft, Music, Opening Song, question.., Repetition, same, series, Server, Similarity, Soundtrack, television, Theme, Unique, variation

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Crops Grown:	7826
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique feature where every anime has the same opening song! That’s right, picture Naruto running to the tune of Sailor Moon or Goku powering up to the beat of Attack on Titan. It’s absolute chaos and we love it! Join us for the most epic anime mashup experience you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, rumor has it that if you listen closely, you can hear Pikachu singing along in the background. Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind server experience!

Minecraft SMP: Vore General Malpractice

ambiguously humanoid, Anthro, desuarchive, Edition, general, Human, long tail tags, malpractice, Minecraft, missed threads, pastebin, pred, Previous thread, QoTT, Rentry, search, smp, Subject, tags, Thread, Trash, vore

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6633
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all your vore-related shenanigans! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky characters, and plenty of opportunities to get swallowed whole by a giant Ender Dragon (don’t worry, it’s totally safe)! Whether you prefer anthropomorphic predators, human predators, or even ambiguously humanoid predators, we’ve got them all here waiting to gobble you up in the most hilarious ways possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and get ready to be vored like never before!

Nn! Nnnghyaaaa! Nnnngh! Minecraft Server

Das rite, enjoyment, euphoria, EXCITEMENT, Feels so good bros, Fuck yeah, Minecraft, Nn, Nnnghyaaaa, Nnnngh, Pleasure, pleasure noises, pleasure response, pleasure sensations, pleasure sounds, Prrrrrrrrrrrrt, satisfaction, satisfaction noises, satisfaction sounds, Server, Uhhhhn

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Star Shards Collected:	145	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension Hops:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Crops Grown:	4938
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

> smackdown is not cancelled Minecraft SMP

#youtube, aew, Analysis, Backfire, CANCELLED, Drama, Entertainment, Minecraft, NXT, predictions, Rampage, Raw, Rumors, SmackDown, smp, speculation, sports, Status, television, wrestling, wrestling fans, wwe

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Emeralds Found:	6070	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us for epic smackdowns, raw battles, and NXT showdowns that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about Rampage – who knows what crazy shenanigans Wheels will get into next!

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might even become the next champion of the server!

KGE – Your pleasant world Minecraft server

24 hours, active moderators, Amoutcraft, Applications, Brewing alcohol, Donations, DS blocking, Events, free passage, gaming experience, influence, Innovations, KGE, minecraft server, No Private, Over 100 new refined enchantments, positive atmosphere, Prison, PvE, Regular Events, Regular streamers, Russian, Stability, Survival, unique items, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist, Without Launcher, Your pleasant world

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	1945
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	158
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

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Free passage

Brewing alcohol

Unique items

Over 100 new, refined enchantments

Amoutcraft

Stability

And you can find a lot more on our server, because it is being updated, and players can influence the innovations of the server.

Additional features:

Active moderators

Regular streamers

Positive atmosphere

Regular events to diversify the gaming experience

PS Due to the blocking of the DS, applications are accepted within 24 hours

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