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| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1909 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
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