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MysticCraft Realm 1.20

999, big, froot, geega, haruka, henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, kson, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, MICHI, Mouse, MysticCraft, Nagi, Peke, Realm, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

OMG, join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like /vsj+/ but in blocky form! We got VShojo and vtubers like Froot, GEEGA, Haruka, Henya, Hestia, Hime, Hotaru, Kson, Kuro, Mata, Mel, Michi, Mouse, Nagi, Peke, and Zen! It’s like a virtual party, but with pickaxes and creepers! Build your own virtual world with these awesome streamers, it’s gonna be lit AF! And don’t forget to check out the official channels for even more fun! Come join us, it’s gonna be a block-tastic time! 🎉🔥🤪

NoBudsAllowedMC

baby, compromise, cost, couples trip, driving limitations, dynamics, dynamics change, exclusion, exclusionary trip, Friends, group trips, Itinerary, long distance, married couples, NoBudsAllowedMC, North America, pick up trucks, private moments, single friend, wild camping

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where you can rent pick-up trucks for wild camping with your closest friends, without any single friends ruining the vibe. No need to worry about someone 5th wheeling or changing the dynamics of your trip – this server is strictly for married couples only!

Experience the thrill of driving through virtual landscapes, setting up camp, and enjoying private moments with your partner before the baby questions start creeping in. Don’t compromise on your dream vacation – join our server and leave the single friends behind!

So, are you ready to embark on this epic journey with us? Join now and let the adventure begin!

CraftyLoveGoneWrong

analyzing relationships, chemistry, Communication Issues, compatibility, CraftyLoveGoneWrong, DATING, dating advice, dating mistakes, emotional intelligence, first date, love, missed connections, missed opportunity, personal growth, rejection, relationships, romance, second chances, self improvement, Social Skills

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Love Letters Sent:	14	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Are you tired of being ghosted after the first date? Well, on our Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about that because our players are too busy building epic structures and fighting off creepers to even think about dating! Join us and you’ll never have to suffer through another awkward first date again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so addictive, even the Ender Dragon tried to swipe right on it! So come on, join us and find love in the world of blocks and pixels.

CraftyComrades: From Russia with Love

arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyComrades, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, embassy reports, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international affairs, international relations, Israel, love, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military equipment, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Zombie Dances:	3

So, like, this server is, like, totally lit, bro. We got so much craziness going on, you won’t even believe it. Like, the other day, we had a whole army of chickens take over the spawn point. It was cluckin’ chaos, man.

And get this, we got this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot. I’m talkin’ diamond armor for days, bro. You wanna be decked out in bling? Join our server and you’ll be blinged out like a boss.

Oh, and did I mention the epic battles we have? We’re talkin’ PvP like you’ve never seen before. It’s like a war zone out there, with players dukin’ it out for control of the land. You wanna be a warrior? Join our server and show ’em who’s boss.

So, like, why should you join our server? Because we’re the craziest, most insane Minecraft server out there. We got chickens, bling, and epic battles. What more could you ask for, bro? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Eternal Procrastination Zone

destructive force, ETERNAL, eternal consequences, eternal consequences of procrastination, eternal life, eternal life challenges, eternal procrastination, Existence, fear of death, IMMORTALITY, immortality consequences, immortality risks, laziness, life extension, long life, Longevity, procrastination, procrastination dangers, productivity, Time management, time wastage, Zone

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1116
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where u can live forever and never have to worry about gettin old or dyin!! u can procrastinate all u want cuz time dont mean nothin here!! u can build the biggest, baddest castle ever and never have to leave cuz u cant die!! join now and become the ultimate procrastinator in the land of eternal life!! #procrastinationnation #minecraftimmortality

Galactic FRB Outskirts – Dead Galaxy

ancient galaxy, astronomical discovery, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial objects, cosmic phenomenon, Dead, deep space, elliptical galaxy, Fast Radio Burst, FRB, Galactic, Galaxy, galaxy classification, galaxy evolution, galaxy formation, galaxy origins, galaxy outskirts, galaxy research, outskirts, radio astronomy, radio signals, space exploration

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7266
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Animals Bred:	44

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like outta dis world, literally! we got fast radio bursts comin from the outskirts of an ancient, dead galaxy. like, who knew u could find dat in minecraft, amirite? it’s like we’re bringin outer space to u, right in ur own lil blocky world. u ain’t gonna find dis kinda craziness anywhere else, so u better join now before u miss out on all da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it, unless u don’t like havin a blast and makin new friends in da most outta dis world way possible. so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s explore da galaxy together, one block at a time!

Ephemeral Echoes 1.21.2

“Youth, 1.21.2, aging, Echoes, ephemeral, feeling disconnected, feeling left behind, getting older, life passing by, life stages, Memories, missing out, Nostalgia, Reflection, Reminiscing, sad, short life, Stuck, teenager, time flies, Time management, time passing, time slipping away

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	6757
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Bro, forget about all that depressing stuff and join our Minecraft server!

We got pixelated pigs flying in the sky, diamond armor that makes you look like a blinged-out rapper, and creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing you up!

You’ll forget all about your sad real life when you’re building a castle with a moat filled with lava (for extra security, duh).

Plus, on our server, time doesn’t fly by, it’s like time is on pause so you can enjoy every moment of blocky bliss.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and never worry about getting older or missing out on life again!

Crazy Block Land

Altcoin, Bitcoin, BLOCK, Blockchain, btc, chainlink, crash, crazy, cryptocurrency, decentralized, digital assets, ETH, Investment, Land, Link, market, price, profit potential., safe haven, speculation, Trading, Value, volatility

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1721
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecrafters! This server ain’t about no chainlink, it’s all about that bitcoin crash, ya feel me? Chainlink is on the rise, up 6% against BTC and 13% against ETH. When BTC crashes for real, LINK will be our safe haven. Even if BTC drops to $10000, LINK will hold its value. Join us, fellow linkies, and let’s make it big together in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s goooooo!

WeddingBlockParty

age, amicable terms, backhanded decision, Breakup, Communication, Decision making, Disappointment, Drama, ex-partner, friendship, inconsiderate, mature relationships, partner, past relationships, plus one, rejection, special day, Support, VALUES, wedding invitation, WeddingBlockParty

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Animals Bred:	182	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Buildings Constructed:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5

Are you tired of boring weddings where drama is strictly prohibited? Join our Minecraft server where drama is not only allowed, it’s encouraged!

Picture this: you’re at a virtual wedding, ready to witness the union of two pixelated players, when suddenly your ex shows up and all hell breaks loose. Will you choose to bring your partner and risk a virtual showdown? Or will you go solo and show everyone that you don’t need anyone to have a good time?

Join us for a wild ride of unexpected twists and turns, where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find love in the most unlikely of places (or pixels). So why wait? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTrump’s Aid Freeze: Ukraine Unfrozen!

90 day, aid, aid distribution, controversy, CraftyTrumps, decision, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, FREEZE, Government, international relations, military assistance, military support, policy, Politics, president, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, Ukraine scandal, Unfrozen, united states, untouched

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Towns Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

join our server and build a wall to keep out the creepers, just like trump wants to keep out the immigrants! but don’t worry, our server is very inclusive and welcomes all players, even if you’re a zombie or a skeleton!

rumor has it that herobrine himself plays on our server and will give you diamonds if you can beat him in a dance-off. but be careful, his moves are killer!

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items and treasure, but watch out for the lava pits and traps set by the evil ender dragon!

come join us and be part of the craziest minecraft community on the internet. who needs foreign aid when you have a server this epic?!