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Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 2835 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4436 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 15 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 50 |
Runes Activated: | 4 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 49 |
Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!