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  • MineCraftyWorkers Server

    MineCraftyWorkers Server
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    Players: 101/100 Votes: 2835
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4436 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50
    Runes Activated: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 49

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on servers filled with trailer trash douchebro types who spend their days causing chaos and mayhem? Well, look no further! Our server is a haven for the unpretentious and homely/humble prole types who just want to relax after a hard day’s work.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and are greeted by a group of Hank Hill boomer conservatives who love 80’s thrash metal and know how to DIY through anything. Need help building a redstone contraption? They’ve got you covered. Want to start a farm and raise some animals? They’ll lend a hand.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most reliable and trustworthy players you’ll ever meet. They’ll offer to shovel your driveway on a harsh winter day with no charge, and they’ll always have your back in a tough situation.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the true meaning of camaraderie and friendship. Plus, where else can you find a group of players who shop for clothes at Walmart but still manage to look stylish in their solid color Gildan pocket tees? It’s a win-win situation!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CarCrashCatastrophe

    CarCrashCatastrophe
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    Players: 90/1000 Votes: 3299
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Enchantments Applied: 134
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like your friend Dan wrecking your car and refusing to pay for it! Join us for a fun and drama-free experience, where the only thing getting wrecked is creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)!

    Looking for a new place to crash? Our server is the perfect spot for you to build your dream home without worrying about uninvited guests crashing on your couch and trashing your car. Plus, our community is always willing to lend a helping hand (or a diamond pickaxe) when you need it most.

    So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a secret underground lair. And remember, no matter what happens, at least your car will be safe from any friends looking for a joyride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP

    Girlfriend2Wife Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 94/800 Votes: 7178
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 279 Animals Bred: 198
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon the most beautiful player you’ve ever seen. She’s building a castle made entirely out of pink wool and diamond blocks, and you just know in that moment that she’s the one for you. You can’t help but imagine all the epic adventures you’ll have together, slaying dragons and exploring the vast, blocky world of Minecraft. So yeah, that’s how you know you want to marry a girl in Minecraft SMP. Plus, who wouldn’t want to join a server where love blooms among the pixels and where you can have a Minecraft wedding complete with pixelated cake and fireworks? It’s a match made in blocky heaven, my friend. So come join us and find your blocky soulmate today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Scoopocalypse

    Scoopocalypse
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 6090
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Alien Abductions: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Mines Excavated: 4488 Emeralds Found: 4273
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and find out what ruins an ice cream! Is it a horde of angry creepers? A mischievous Enderman stealing your cone? Or maybe a giant zombie craving a brain freeze? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this frozen mystery. Plus, rumor has it that the only way to defeat the ice cream-ruining monsters is by crafting the legendary Diamond Sprinkle Sword. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a sweet adventure unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MosqueMayhemCraft

    MosqueMayhemCraft
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 1747
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 281 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where the action is as intense as a palestinian gunman showdown! we got top commanders and epic battles happening at our west bank mosque arena. join us for some crazy pvp action and see if you can survive the chaos. with insane battles and non-stop excitement, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. come join us today and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Par4Craft

    Par4Craft
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 8901
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 27 Goblin Markets Raided: 4
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 495 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    are you tired of all those fancy golf courses with their perfect greens and expensive clubs? well, come join our minecraft server where we have sub-par golf! that’s right, our golf course is so bad, it’s actually good.

    imagine trying to hit a hole-in-one while dodging creepers and zombies on the course. it’s a real challenge that will test your minecraft skills like never before.

    but that’s not all! we also have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the mobs and plot your next move. who knows what treasures you’ll find down there?

    so come join us for a round of sub-par golf and see if you have what it takes to conquer the course. trust us, it’s a hole lot of fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy

    GenStudyCraft: Grandparents’ Legacy
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 8403
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Villages Defended: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 26 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, join our epic Minecraft server, cuz like, your grandparents went to college and that means you’ll live FOREVER in the game! Like, seriously, the benefits of their fancy degrees will pass down to you and then to your grandkids, so you’ll be a Minecraft legend for generations to come! Plus, we have like, magical unicorns and flying pigs and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can find. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a Minecraft superstar for all eternity!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!

    GeodeCraft: Where we protect your blocks so well, they’ll think you’ve got ninja guards!
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 4409
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dragon Eggs Found: 5095
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Ether Blades Crafted: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    GeodeCraft Minecraft Server

    IP Address mc.geodecraft.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T

    GeodeCraft is a friendly semi-survival server that combines vanilla gameplay with an economy, player shops, custom items, and many quality of life features for an interesting gameplay experience. The server values player feedback and encourages discussions for improvements.

    Our Mission:

    • Gameplay: We provide freedom for players to play how they wish while maintaining a stable economy and lag-free experience.
    • Community: We maintain a friendly environment with no tolerance for offensive behavior.
    • Updates: We add features and content while staying true to the original Minecraft mechanics.
    • Engagement: We value player feedback and encourage discussions for improvements.

    Features:

    • Land Claims
    • Custom Crate Tools, Armor, and Items
    • Player Shops
    • Player Warps
    • McMMO
    • Safarinet
    • Resource Worlds
    • Custom Economy Plugin
    • Entity/Spawner/Items Stacking
    • And more!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

    Q: Can I join the server if I’m new to Minecraft?

    A: Yes, all players are welcome regardless of experience level!

    Q: How do I claim land on the server?

    A: You can use our Land Claims feature to protect your area.

    Q: Are there special items available on the server?

    A: Yes, we have custom crate tools, armor, and items for players to obtain.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Mom’s Minecraft Server

    Mom’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 4732
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 9 Mines Excavated: 4318
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Demon Skulls Collected: 49
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Astral Projections Made: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 28 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually care about their families? Join our server where we embrace the true spirit of Minecraft – spending all your diamonds on spices and lamb meat instead of helping your sick mother! Our community of black pipo will show you how to prioritize your priorities and have a good time doing it. So why waste your time on sympathy when you could be building a spice empire in Minecraft? Join us now and let the spice flow!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP

    VintageAnimeLover69_MinecraftSMP
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 3545
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Ores Mined: 2528
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Treasure Maps Found: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is a wild ride of chaos and mayhem! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being constantly pranked by our resident troll, who has a penchant for turning everyone’s houses into giant toilets.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Just be prepared to face off against the reigning champion, a chicken riding a pig armed with a diamond sword.

    And did we mention the treasure hunts? Every week, we hide valuable loot all over the map for players to find, but beware of the traps set by our mischievous admin who loves to watch players fall into pits of lava or get blown up by TNT.

    So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, join our SMP today! Just remember, this show blasts shonen fags btw.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer

    GirlfriendAwayMinecraftServer
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 4960
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 40 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Animals Bred: 160 Divine Scrolls Written: 18

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky fun! Join us for outrageous adventures and insane stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Are you tired of dealing with messy situations like a house full of unruly dogs and piles of laundry? Well, on our server, you can leave all that behind and focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds. No more cleaning up after virtual pets or worrying about coming home to a mess – unless, of course, you consider a creeper explosion a mess!

    Join us and experience the thrill of walking three dogs at once, except these dogs won’t poop on your bed or chew up your furniture. Instead, they’ll accompany you on epic quests and help you battle monsters in the virtual realm. Who needs real-life stress when you can have virtual adventures with your trusty Minecraft canine companions?

    So, if you’re ready to escape the chaos of everyday life and embark on a journey filled with laughter, fun, and blocky madness, join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard that you forget about all the real-life drama waiting for you back home.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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