glial cells Minecraft Servers

glial cells Minecraft Servers

  • BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures

    BetaGlialCraft: Forgettable Adventures
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 5856
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Emeralds Found: 2377
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3507
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Zombie Dances: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Magic Items Found: 8418 Dragon Eggs Found: 4000
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 15 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
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    Players: 107/500 Votes: 3485
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Farms Harvested: 232 Dragons Tamed: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Votes: 2236 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 9276
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 26
    Endless Legions Commanded: 27 Enchantments Applied: 69
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 138 Invisible Walls Found: 3

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    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
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    Players: 98/1000 Votes: 3301
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Secret Passages Found: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5594
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 31 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 256
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Votes: 6898 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
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    Players: 97/900 Votes: 4841
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 8
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Mines Excavated: 2571 Titanic Battles Fought: 26
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 2593
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4

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    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 1582
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Gods Slained: 1 Crops Grown: 2118

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 3191
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 13
    Meteorite Armor Created: 14 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 90 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Royal Decrees Issued: 1

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    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5657
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Gods Slained: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!
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    Players: 106/800 Votes: 5174
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Alien Abductions: 4 Buildings Constructed: 9
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

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