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Crafty AF – where Ncrfags get rekt and creativity reigns supreme!

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	307	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Magic Items Found:	1962	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Are you tired of getting btfo by Ncrfags, Lorefags, NVfags, CRPGfags, Obsidianfags, Toddbros, and Brotherhoodbros? Well, fear not, because on this Minecraft server, you will achieve complete victory over all of them! Our fearless leader has mastered the art of btfo-ing trannies and chuds while also being the most successful video game director of all time. Join us and become part of the most epic Minecraft community where insanity and victory go hand in hand!

Crafty Crusaders: Die for Israel Edition

Conflict, controversial, controversial comedy, controversial humor, Crafty, crusaders, current events, dark humor, Die, dude, Edgy, Edition, funny, humor, Israel, lmao, MIDDLE EAST, Politics, Provocative, Religion, sarcasm, satire, social commentary

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0

Are you ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and get ready to die for Israel…in the virtual world, of course!

Why should you join? Well, where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing a diamond-encrusted yarmulke? Only on our server, my friend.

But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you can fight off zombie hordes with matzah ball launchers and build a temple out of enchanted blocks.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re ready to die for Israel…in Minecraft!

PurrCraft: Where Cats Rule and Sinks are for Sitting

(Domestic), adorable, Animals, bath time, bathroom, cat, Cats, Cozy, Curious, cute, Feline, funny, für, home, Pets, playful, PurrCraft, quirky, Relaxation, rule, SINK, sinks, Sitting, Water, Whiskers

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching a cat sit in a sink? Well, look no further because on our server, we have cats doing backflips off of mountains into lava pits! Yes, you heard that right. Our feline friends are living life on the edge and you can join in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the wealth you could amass with just a few of those bad boys in your inventory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s a wild time down there, let me tell you.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs a cat in a sink when you can have all this craziness and more?

Crafty Crazies: The Derpy Rainbow Cat Land

#DRCL, Arthur is gay, bram stoker, cat, Crafty, Crazies, derpy, dracula, Dracula’s entire harem, Land, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ history, LGBTQ identity, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, LGBTQ themes, Lucy, queer literature, Quincey is gay, RAINBOW, Renfield, transgender characters, vampire lore, victorian era

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3096
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky world where all the characters are actually secret trannies! Lucy? Trans. Renfield? Trans. Dracula? Trans AND he has a whole harem of trans vampires. And don’t even get me started on Arthur and Quincey, they’re not just gay, they’re fabulous! So come on down to our server for a wild and crazy time. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with this crew!

Santa’s Blocky Workshop

anticipation, blocky, Carols, celebration, christmas, countdown, DECEMBER, decorations, family, Festive, Gifts, holiday, jolly, joy, Merry, Santa Claus, Santas, Season, Snow, tradition, Winter, Workshop, yuletide

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4978
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	3211	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Star Shards Collected:	62	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a winter wonderland on steroids! Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying reindeer, snowball fights with elves, and a giant gingerbread house that you can actually eat (virtually, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal that leads to a magical land where it’s Christmas every day. You can build a snowman that comes to life, ride a sleigh pulled by flying pigs, and even challenge Santa himself to a build battle.

So why wait for Christmas when you can experience the holiday spirit all year round on our insane Minecraft server? Join now and let the jingle bells rock your blocks!

Crafty Pixel Pals: Where Even Barcelona Looks Like Minecraft!

Architecture, barcelona, Catalan, cityscape, cosmopolitan, Crafty, culture, design, European, Gaudi, History, landmarks, Mediterranean, Minecraft, modernism, PALS, PIXEL, Sagrada Familia, spain, tourism, travel, Unique, Urban planning, vibrant

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	699
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old landscapes? Well, look no further because our server has a hilarious twist – Barcelona has taken over the entire world! That’s right, you’ll be mining and crafting your way through iconic landmarks like the Sagrada Familia and Camp Nou. But be careful, because Lionel Messi himself might pop up to challenge you to a PvP battle!

Join our server for a chance to ride on a llama through the bustling streets of Barcelona, or maybe even stumble upon a secret portal that leads you to a hidden beach party with all your favorite Minecraft mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a rare diamond block shaped like a tiny soccer ball!

So why does Barcelona look like this? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft experience anywhere else. Join now and start your adventure in the craziest city in the Minecraft universe!

BoofCraft: Where the fun never stops and the boof is always passed!

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Potions Brewed:	78	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where pigs can fly, creepers can breakdance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

CraftyMcCraftFace

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	7718
Dimension Hops:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of boring old games with limited customization options? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has more customization than you can shake a diamond sword at! We’re talking rainbow-colored creepers, flying pigs with top hats, and even a disco ball that follows you around wherever you go. Triple A games wish they could have this much customization, but they can’t handle our level of awesomeness. Join us and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your creativity run wild!

Crafty Chaos: Where Even Nothing Happens Again >_<

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is so action-packed, even the creepers are doing backflips! Join us for a wild ride where you’ll encounter dancing pigs, flying cows, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. Don’t miss out on the chance to witness the legendary battle between Steve and Herobrine as they duke it out in a dance-off to determine the fate of the server. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this epic showdown! So grab your diamond sword and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other.

Blocky McBlockface: The LOLz Edition

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	177
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Void Armor Forged:	27	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Are you tired of getting shadow banned on other servers? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is run by none other than Elon Musk himself! That’s right, he bought 4chan and now he’s on a mission to create the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft experience ever.

Join us as we navigate through headquarters changes, secret redacted information, and a whole lot of chaos. Who knows what Musk has in store for us next? One thing’s for sure, things will never be the same once you join our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and be a part of the madness. Just remember, this place is totally f*cked in the best way possible!