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Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8120 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 86 |
We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.
Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.