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/MCSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Masters

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	19	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Farms Harvested:	356	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret hidden village where you can trade with villagers who only accept diamonds as currency because they are obsessed with shiny things! – Our server has a legendary boss mob called the Fartooth, who farts out rare loot when defeated. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on that! – We have a special event where you have to fight off a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the server. Can you save us from the Chickenpocalypse? – Our server has a custom texture pack that turns all the mobs into cute anime girls. Yes, even the creepers! – And last but not least, we have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that grant you superpowers in-game. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen!

Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

Adult, adult content, creative writing, Edition, Enderman, Erotic Roleplay, erp, FANTASY, fantasy roleplay, Long Term Roleplay, mature content, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, Party, Roleplay, Roleplay Community, Roleplay Forum, roleplay games, Roleplay ideas, Roleplaying, smp, Stronk Hors, Thread

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5410	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magic Items Found:	1351	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

aita, Army, business casual, ceremony, Communication, Competition, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family support groups, husband, Marriage, MIL, Minecraft, mother-in-law, Outfit, Pictures, Server, Shirts, Sunday best, validation, Wedding

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Dimension Hops:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9

Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

ChiliCraftSecrets

Apron, Bragging rights, chili champ, chili cook-off, ChiliCraftSecrets, Competition, DOMINATING, Experimenting, Fair Play, Family Reunion, family tradition, friendly competition, improving recipe, magic ingredient, Perfecting, recipe, secret ingredient, selfish, Special, Tips, winning

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	2006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Runes Activated:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

benign, gentle, Harmless, innocuous, Minecraft, no casualties, no danger, no fatalities, no harm, no threat, non lethal, non toxic, non-violent, Peaceful, risk-free, Safe, Safety, Secure, smp, zero risk, ZeroDeath

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
New Chunks Explored:	796858	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

CraftyTruths

Accountability, Authenticity, candid conversations, Communication, CraftyTruths, Deception, Disclosure, emotions, feelings, hidden truths, Honesty, Integrity, Lies, Openness, relationships, Secrets, sincerity, transparency, Trust, Truth, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Chimeras Created:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42

What’s one thing you wish more people would be honest about? Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to lie about your love for building giant pink unicorns out of diamond blocks ever again! Our community is filled with players who are unapologetically obsessed with creating the most ridiculous and extravagant structures you can imagine. So come join us and let your creativity run wild – because let’s be real, who doesn’t want to live in a world where flying pigs are a common mode of transportation?

BankruptCraft

banking industry, BankruptCraft, central bank, Economy, employment, employment crisis, financial sector, human Resources, job market, job market analysis, job market trends, job openings, Job Opportunities, job seekers, job vacancies, labor shortage, RECORD, Recruitment, russia, staffing shortage, Workforce

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4055
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Emeralds Found:	3958
Dragons Tamed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Crops Grown:	4114
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragon Eggs Found:	7965
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Yo, so like, this server is lit af, you gotta join cuz the Central Bank of Russia is like, reporting a staffing shortage or some crazy shiz. Like, imagine all the chaos and drama that’s gonna go down, it’s gonna be wild! Plus, we got like, diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this madness. Join now before the bank runs outta staff and we all gotta start mining for emeralds to survive. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

Girl Power Zone

behavior patterns, Boys, childhood behavior, childhood development, early childhood, gender differences, gender equality, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, girl, Girls, health disparities, mental health, Mental Wellbeing, outdoor play, physical activity, physical health, playing outside, power, research, societal norms, study, Zone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Towns Built:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Animals Bred:	115

come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we prove dat girls can be just as active as boys! we got gurl power all day every day, smashing stereotypes and building epic castles together. plus, studies show dat playing minecraft can improve mental health, so come on and get those brain muscles pumpin’! don’t be a basic boy, join da gurl gang and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Soul Soicety

Active, anti cheat, Development, Minecraft, mob spawn, Modless, Open, Pluginless, PvP, Server, Soul Society, Survival, turkish, Unauthorized Labor, Xray Protection

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7682
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Turkish Modless/Pluginless/Unauthorized Labor Survival 7/24 Active Server will be developed in the future No Anti-Cheat/Xray protection Pvp is open Mob Spawn and many more

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Crafty Morning Anons Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Blessings, Community, Crafty, encouragement, great day, Hope, inspiration, Kindness, love, mental health, Minecraft, morning, motivation, odin, Peace, positivity, self-care, Server, Suicide prevention, Support, well-being

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	2521
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Looking for a server that will make you laugh so hard you might pee your pants? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever lay your pixelated feet on!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a pack of derpy wolves wearing top hats and monocles, ready to lead you on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Doom. But be warned, the carrot has a mind of its own and will challenge you to a dance-off before revealing its location.

Need a break from all the wackiness? No problem! Just head on over to our exclusive spa area where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe… probably).

So why wait? Join our server today and experience a gaming adventure like no other. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking chicken who’s secretly a wizard in disguise. Odin’s blessings to you, brave adventurer!

Fired Golden Jew Girl Hire Minecraft SMP

aew, Alicia Atout, backstage politics, Big Bill, Brian Cage, Dasha, ddp, FIRED, girl, girl hired, Golden, Golden Jew, hire, jew, Melissa Santos, Minecraft, mjf, Moxley, professional wrestling, relationships, Renee Young, smp, TONY KHAN, Top Guys, wrestling

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4103
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Votes:	7212	Void Armor Forged:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s juicier than the latest wrestling drama? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a soap opera! Join now and witness the epic saga of Dasha getting fired for not being in a wrestling power couple, only to be replaced by Alicia Atout and Melissa Santos who are basically hired because of their significant others. It’s like a game of chess, but with more drama and less checkmates. Who needs wrestling when you can join our SMP and witness the real battles unfold? Trust us, you won’t be able to look away from the screen!