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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 1244 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 139 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!
if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.
we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.
so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!
