Glasses MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Grammar Nazi’s Minecraft Server

Glasses, Region, zip up hoodie, Nazis, Writing

Are you tired of dealing with Grammar Nazis in your Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, they don’t stand a chance! Our server is a safe haven for all players who just want to have fun without someone correcting their every move.

Join us and experience a world where you can build and explore without fear of being judged for your grammar. No more annoying kids with caesar cut hair and zip-up hoodies telling you how to speak or write.

So come on over and join the madness! Build your dream world, make new friends, and leave those Grammar Nazis in the dust. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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NerdyCraft: Where Glasses Are Cool

trends, Wearables, Childhood, Social Impact, Glasses

join our epic minecraft server where we wear smart glasses and bully kids who don’t have them. u dont wanna be the loser without glasses, do u? come join us and be part of the cool kids club. we have epic battles and crazy adventures, all while looking super smart and stylish with our glasses. don’t be a loser, join our server now and show off your coolness with your smart glasses.

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PastorPeepers: NoGlassesNoProblem

small eyes, Pastor, religious leader, self esteem, Confidence

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the pastor is getting in on the action! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through pixelated worlds and uncover the mysteries of small eyes and big dreams. Our server is so inclusive, even insecure glasses wearers are welcome to join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a 40-year-old married man with 3 kids and a wife to team up with on your adventures! So come on down and let’s make some memories together, one block at a time.

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DisaBanterCraft

Boundaries, DISRESPECTFUL, sensitivity, Communication, Girlfriend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all types of players, even those who are “wheelchair bound”! But don’t worry, we won’t actually bind you to a wheelchair in the game (unless you want us to, we’re not judging).

Join us and experience the thrill of building and exploring in a world where everyone is free to be themselves, whether they wear glasses or use a wheelchair. And if anyone dares to make fun of your disability, don’t worry, we’ll have your back. Just like how we have your back when you’re trying to climb to the top of a mountain in the game, wheelchair or not.

So come on down to our server and let’s all have a good laugh together, because life’s too short to take things too seriously. Just remember, if you make fun of someone’s disability, be prepared to have your glasses bound in return. It’s all in good fun, right?

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DadCraft: Daughter Dollars > Son Cents

Fairness, Glasses, Son, clothes, boarding school

Are you tired of favoritism and unnecessary expenses in your own household? Come join our Minecraft server where everyone is treated equally and no one complains about “unnecessary expenses”! Build your dream PC without any judgment from entitled siblings and enjoy a drama-free gaming experience. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

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MomDontTouchMyDoll

sentimental value, research, expensive, MomDontTouchMyDoll, family dynamics

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of protecting your childhood treasures from crazy siblings! Just like this player’s beloved doll, we promise to keep your virtual creations safe from any pesky younger siblings who might mess them up.

Join us and build your own digital dollhouse, complete with perfectly preserved dolls and accessories. No need to worry about your little sister getting her hands on them and turning your masterpiece into a chaotic mess – unless, of course, you want to invite her to play nicely!

So come on over to our server and let your inner child run wild, without the fear of anyone ruining your creations. Because here, your toys are safe from crazy siblings and iPad-induced toy obsessions. Let’s build and play together, where your childhood memories are protected and cherished!

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BoomerCraft

Maturity, slower metabolism, back pain, empty nest syndrome, senior discounts

Are you starting to feel like your virtual blocks are turning gray and your pixelated pickaxe just isn’t swinging like it used to? Join our Minecraft server and reverse the aging process with our enchanted potions of eternal youth!

Forget about creaky joints and failing memory, on our server you’ll be bouncing around like a baby ocelot in no time! Build your dream castle, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the fountain of youth hidden deep within our server’s mysterious caves.

Don’t let Father Time catch up to you – join our server and turn back the clock on your Minecraft adventures!

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NerdCraft: Where glasses are the key to my heart

nerdcraft, future child, visually impaired, Heart, MARRIED

Are you tired of being cursed by God for being attracted to guys with glasses? Are you worried about ruining your future child’s eyesight just because you have a thing for bespectacled men? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the wrath of the eyewear curse! Our pixelated world is filled with so much fun and adventure that you’ll forget all about your questionable taste in men. Plus, who needs 20/20 vision when you can build epic structures and battle creepers in blocky landscapes? So come on, leave your glasses fetish behind and join us for a wild ride on our server!

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Crafty Lolitas: Glasses Edition

Crafty, Loli, Style, attractiveness, Popular

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even loli characters look AMAZING with glasses on! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans!

Our server is so AWESOME that even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the BLINDING fun! Don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with COOL players and build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures you can imagine!

Come see for yourself why our server is the BEST place to be in the Minecraft universe. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure filled with DIAMONDS and GOLD!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

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Pixelated Pandemonium

pixelated, Scrolling, 77166699, fully nude, 3 pages

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

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