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CreeperCupid

chance encounter, CreeperCupid, destiny, fate, first crush, first love, Heartwarming, high school sweetheart, love story, Meeting, Memories, Nostalgia, relationship, Romantic, serendipity, soulmate, sweet beginnings, teenage love, true love, unforgettable, young love

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	994
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can find your soulmate while building epic structures and battling mobs together! Who needs Tinder when you can find your true love while mining for diamonds?

Join our server and you might just meet your first love while fighting off a horde of creepers or teaming up to defeat the Ender Dragon. Love is in the air, along with the scent of freshly mined ores and the sound of exploding TNT. Who knew romance could be so explosive?

So forget swiping left or right, come join our Minecraft server and swipe your way into the heart of your true love. Because nothing says “I love you” like building a pixelated castle together in the virtual world. Join now and let the love (and the lava) flow!

ChinaCashOutCraft

capital outflow, China, ChinaCashOutCraft, economic impact, economic indicators, economic policy, economic trends, emerging markets, financial news, foreign exchange, Foreign investors, Global markets, international finance, Investment, investment strategies, market analysis, market volatility, pulled money, record amount, stock market, trade relations

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Towns Built:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

so, like, this server is the bomb dot com, bro. we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. they serve you tea and crumpets while you mine for diamonds.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s totally safe, i promise. just make sure you wear your fireproof undies.

also, we have a petting zoo with creepers that have been trained to give hugs instead of blowing you up. it’s like therapy, but with explosives.

so, if you want to join a server that’s more lit than a nether portal, come join us. plus, we have a secret handshake that involves dancing like a chicken. it’s totally worth it, trust me.

BlockyBroDefense

BlockyBroDefense, Covid-19, hormone, hormone therapy, immune response, inflammation, LUNGS, Medical research, mens health, new study, Organs, pandemic, Protective, public health, research, respiratory distress, respiratory system, severe COVID-19, TESTOSTERONE, treatment implications, viral infection

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	341
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of getting wrecked by Covid-19 in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our epic server where testosterone is the key to survival! That’s right, pump up those muscles and get ready to fight off those pesky viruses like a boss!

Our totally legit study shows that testosterone is like a shield against Covid-19 in Minecraft. It’s like having a superpower that reduces inflammation in your lungs and other organs. So why wait? Join now and become the ultimate Covid-19 warrior in the Minecraft world!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be protected from Covid-19, but you’ll also have the chance to ride on a magical unicorn and battle evil zombies with a diamond sword! Don’t miss out on the action-packed adventures waiting for you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the testosterone-fueled madness that is our Minecraft server! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ValkyriePVP

Australian hosted, Beta Testing, Custom Enchants, Discord, Economy, Factions, free beta kits., Monthly Events, No P2W features, Potpvp, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Voting Rewards

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3785
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4729
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	317	Mines Excavated:	1185
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Immerse Yourself in Old school Factions, Australian Hosted, 1.8 PVP, Custom enchants with a focus on PotPVP. JOIN THE DISCORD FOR INFORMATION.

BETA TESTING UNTILL AUGUST 31st, Voting Rewards and no P2W Features (everything that you can buy on the store can be purchased ingame), Monthly Events (hosted for 1 week/month), FREE BETA KITS

Valkyriepvp.mc.gg:26008

Hyperfy SMP

balance, Bases, Cross-Play, discord community, Economy, Friends, hang out, Hyperfy, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, PvP, Server, smp, socializing, Survival, Towny, unwind, Vanilla, vanilla-like

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9314
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1080
Elemental Crystals Collected:	46	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Hyperfy SMP is the ideal Minecraft SMP server to meet new friends, build bases, and unwind. This vanilla-like survival server has land claims and McMMO features. It also comes with a very friendly Discord community. Discover the perfect balance of survival and socializing by coming and hanging out on the Hyperfy SMP server!

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Chaos SMP: Where every block you touch will probably explode. Not to mention the sheep.

Asia, bedrock, begging, BLOCK, Chaos, Community, Discord, Disrespect, Experience, explode, Fun, gameplay, Hacks, Hosting, Join, mention, multiplayer, Players, Raid, rules, Server, Sheep, smp, Survival, Touch, Toxicity

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Crops Grown:	3849	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	7722	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mines Excavated:	1425

Serenity SMP Overview

Server Type	SMP
Compatible Platforms	Bedrock (Good ping from Asia)

FAQ

Question	Answer
What type of server is Serenity SMP?	Serenity SMP is a Survival Multiplayer (SMP) server specifically made for Bedrock players with good ping from Asia.
What are the rules before joining the server?	– No toxicity – No disrespecting others – No hacks – No begging
Is claim command available on the server?	No, claim commands are intentionally not available on Serenity SMP. Players need to be cautious about potential raids.
How can I join the server?	If you are interested in joining Serenity SMP, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.com/invite/5DuJ2hruxw

DungeonMaster Minecraft Server

Adventure, all masks, beaten dungeons, Challenges, collected stray fairy, completionist, dungeonmaster, Dungeons, FAGGOT, final battle, final time loop, Gaming, hug from Cremia, Majora, majora’s mask, Masks, Minecraft, Nintendo, Server, side quests, solving problems, strategy, video games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Once you have beaten all four dungeons, collected every stray fairy, and have all the masks, you will enter the ultimate time loop challenge!

Do you skip all three days straight to Majora like a faggot or do you run around solving all the problems you possibly could before the final battle like a real man and get a hug from Cremia before your final battle? The choice is yours, but trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

/r9k/RejectsMinecraftSMP

Community, contradictory advice, dating advice, guidance, Help, humor, internet culture, ironic advice, life advice, meme, online forum, personal growth, r9k, r9kRejectsMinecraftSMP, Robots, satire, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Social Interaction, success, Support

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	532552
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

Are you tired of getting terrible life and dating advice from robots on /r9k/? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we guarantee that doing the exact opposite of what the robots say will lead to actual success!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue as you navigate through the world, making decisions that go against everything the robots recommend. Who knows, you might just find yourself thriving in ways you never thought possible.

So come join us and see for yourself why asking robots for help is so last season. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a fun and entertaining way)!

HangryCraft

Argument, brown rice, busy schedule, car accident, Communication, Cooking, exhaustion, favorite dish, Frustration, HangryCraft, homemade meal, inconsiderate, katsu, Katsu sauce, long hours, Miscommunication., partner, Petty, residency, tired, work-life balance

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2677
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, where you can create anything your heart desires – from towering castles to underground lairs filled with treasure.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax. Take a break from the hospital shifts and car accidents, and let your creativity run wild in our pixelated paradise.

Plus, we promise that no one will ever forget to cook your favorite dish here! Our virtual chefs are always ready to whip up a delicious meal for you, no matter what distractions may come their way.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind – because who needs drama when you have endless possibilities at your fingertips?

UnhealthyHabitMC SMP

bad habit, detrimental habits, harmful habits, negative habits, poor habits, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive habits, self-destructive tendencies, self-sabotage, smp, unhealthy addiction, unhealthy behaviors, unhealthy choices, unhealthy coping mechanisms, unhealthy habit, unhealthy habits to break, unhealthy habits to change, unhealthy lifestyle, unhealthy patterns, unhealthy routine, unhealthy vices, UnhealthyHabitMC

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7051	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans.

Forget about unhealthy habits like staying up too late or eating too much junk food – on our server, the only unhealthy habit you’ll have is laughing too hard at all the ridiculous pranks and antics that go on. From giant chicken armies to secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself addicted to the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Let the madness begin!