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NoseyCraft: The Solution Was Right Here

#revelation, epiphany, growth, inner peace, introspection, NoseyCraft, overcoming obstacles, personal problem, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self help, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-discovery journey, self-empowerment, self-realization, solution

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Enchantments Applied:	202
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Are you tired of constantly being attacked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has a secret weapon against those pesky mobs – a team of ninja villagers trained in the ancient art of block-fu! Watch as they effortlessly take down enemies with their swift moves and impeccable aim.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds, emeralds, and rare enchanted items just waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that the room is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will only let you in if you can beat them in a dance-off.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to the Nether on our server? But be warned, the Nether is not your average fiery hellscape – it’s actually a tropical paradise complete with lava waterfalls, zombie pigmen sipping on coconut drinks, and ghasts sunbathing on the beach.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life!

TaiwanNukeFree Minecraft Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, clean energy, climate change, decommission, decommissioning, electricity, ENERGY, Environment, green energy, HOMELAND, Minecraft, nuclear energy, Nuclear Plant, nuclear-free, policy, power, power plant, renewable energy, Server, taiwan, TaiwanNukeFree, TRANSITION

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2233
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	159
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Void Armor Forged:	18
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have NO NUKES cuz we’re like taiwan decommissioning their nuclear plant. we’re all about that nuclear-free homeland vibe, so come build with us and save the planet from radioactive creepers. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and cake. trust us, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride. come join us now before the zombies take over and turn everything into a nuclear wasteland. let’s goooooooo!!!

RwandaCraft: Starmer’s Escape Plan

Escape, Plan, RwandaCraft, Starmers

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6009
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

lol imagine if u were a block in minecraft and u were gonna get deported to rwanda but then u joined this server and saved urself cuz the new uk pm starmer was like nah we aint deporting u we too busy playing minecraft on this lit server. join now to avoid deportation and build ur dream block house with ur new besties lol #blocklivesmatter #starmerforpresident

MadGeniusCraft

Brilliance, cognitive abilities, creativity, exceptional talent, extraordinary perception, GENIUS, gifted mind, imagination, Insight, intelligence, intuition, MadGeniusCraft, madman, mental health, mental illness, Perception, psychological state, unconventional thinking, Understanding, unique perspective, Visionary

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1246
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5752
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchantments Applied:	67
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server and enter a world where geniuses and madmen collide in epic battles of wits and insanity!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of deranged players start throwing TNT at you while reciting Shakespearean insults. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure entertainment!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of players who communicate only in pig Latin. Join them if you dare, but beware of the bacon-loving cult that lurks in the shadows.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, our server transforms into a disco party where players must dance their way to victory or face the wrath of the funky chicken boss.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). Let the chaos begin!

Sassy’s ANARCHY | 24hr DeathBan | AntiCheat | Lives | 1.21->1.19

1.19, 1.21, 24hr DeathBan, Anarchy, Anticheat, Bounties, Custom Menu, Discord, Fair Gameplay, Hardcore, Hardcore Pvp, lives, Paper, PvP, Sassy’s ANARCHY, Semi-Hardcore, Shop, socials, Survival, Twitch channel, Twitch Community, Vanilla, Vanilla Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Ores Mined:	3852	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Emeralds Found:	5423	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

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Sassy’s Anarchy is Semi-Hardcore/Vanilla-Survival!———————————————-Death-ban is 24hrs!We have a lovely new custom menu, which includes things like bounties, the shop and much more!We also use an anti cheat to make the game-play fair (semi-anarchy)

Sassy’s Anarchy is a twitch community server, and we have a very unique style, this server is a throwback to the golden days!We also have other socials to check out!If you are interested in joining a fun, friendly and adult community, join our discord: https://discord.gg/Zxh86R5Also feel free to check out the channel: https://twitch.tv/sassy__x

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Bijou’s Ramen Rave Minecraft Server

Bijou, Bijous, complaining, Eating, Economy, greedy, Manager, Meeting, Minecraft, Narcissistic, nips, ramen, rave, self-absorbed, self-centered, self-centered behavior, self-entitled, self-interested, self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-serving, selfish, Server

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	1042
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Buildings Constructed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with lame economy systems and no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you might just run into Bijou, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. And after that, you can enjoy some delicious ramen with our manager, who is actually a talking llama in disguise.

But enough about them, let’s talk about ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME! I once built a rollercoaster that went all the way to the moon and back in under 30 seconds. Beat that, nips!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and ridiculous stories. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

archived threads., Arguing, Blake’s Diagnosis, blakes, BLOCK, discussion, E-Celebs, Fandom, hate RWBY, IRL politics, Lies, Love RWBY, Minecraft, Party, pastebin, Patch, porn, rooster teeth, RT content, rules, RWBY, Scarletverse, Server, Ship fighting, Trash, viz media

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8875
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

CouchPotatoMC Server

argumentative, Blood, brand new couch, bullying, Couch, CouchPotatoMC, devices, discipline, family, Friends, husband, Mother, new couch, Picking, punishment, scabs, Server, step daughter’s behaviour, step daughter’s mum, step-daughter, unreasonable

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7437
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will teach your kids some discipline? Look no further! Join our server where we enforce strict rules like no picking scabs or else you’ll be banned from sitting on our virtual couches!

Our server is so strict, even your step daughter’s mom will be shocked at how we handle scab-picking offenders. And if you think our rules are too harsh, just wait until you hear what our players’ grandmas have to say about it!

So come join us and experience the thrill of virtual scab monitoring like never before. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time?

DadLuckMC

DadLuckMC, disrespectful behavior., domestic responsibilities, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, family drama, family dynamics, family loyalty, generational differences, intergenerational conflict, marital disputes, marriage problems, Misogyny, parental conflict, parental disapproval, parental expectations, patriarchal attitudes, toxic relationships, traditional gender roles, traditional values, verbal abuse

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8221
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	3884	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a part of the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, snarky remarks, and fainting mothers – all in blocky pixel form!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from your own family drama and dive headfirst into someone else’s. Build your own virtual family and see if you can navigate through the chaos and dysfunction just like in real life.

But wait, there’s more! Gain points by standing up to the misogynistic patriarch of the server and defending the honor of all virtual moms out there. Show off your drama queen skills and see if you can outdo our resident drama king.

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama never stops and the insanity is always turned up to 11. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our virtual dysfunctional family!

CraftyParents Minecraft Server

confidential information, confidential secrets, CraftyParents, Family secrets, Hidden Secrets, hidden truths, kept secrets, long-held secrets, Minecraft, personal privacy, private matters, Secrets, Server, undisclosed confessions, undisclosed facts, undisclosed information., undisclosed matters, undisclosed revelations, undisclosed secrets, undisclosed truths

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2700
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	179	Magic Items Found:	5214
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Astral Projections Made:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2

Are you tired of keeping secrets from your parents? Well, join our Minecraft server and let all your secrets out in the form of epic builds and adventures! Our server is so secretive, even your parents won’t be able to find out what you’re up to. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to uncover the ultimate secret of the server. So come join us and let your inner rebel out in the most blocky and hilarious way possible!