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Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7314
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ores Mined:	3776
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Dimension Hops:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

Blocky Battles: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

Tired of playing on dead servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hopefully less dead than the last one! Join us for some epic action-packed fun that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling into lava, let’s be real).

Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun. We’ve got crazy mini-games, insane builds, and a community that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day (or ban a griefer, whatever comes first).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next server reset). Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with a zombie and a skeleton – stranger things have happened in Minecraft, trust us.

Blocky Brigade: The Freikorps Edition

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1836
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring the chaos and excitement of the Weimar Republic to life! Join us as we reenact the glory days of the Freikorps, fighting for justice and freedom in the virtual world.

Forget about boring old servers with peaceful gameplay – here, you’ll experience epic battles and intense rivalries as you don your türkische uniform and fight for your cause. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have adrenaline-pumping action and non-stop excitement?

So come join us and be a part of something truly wild and unpredictable. The Weimar Republic may be a thing of the past, but on our server, the spirit of the Freikorps lives on!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Pixels Rule and Creepers Drool

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4595
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Wheel has turned once again, but this time it’s Rain Edition! Join us for a fantasy turn-based war game created by two dudes, one of them being a teacher because why not. This game has over 3400 units, 1100 spells, and 400 magic items – basically, it’s an autist’s wet dream of a war game.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has simplistic graphics that are easily moddable and extremely deep, just like a bottomless pit of possibilities. Join us for battles that are resolved simultaneously, where you can plan your strategies like a true mastermind.

And if you’re not convinced yet, we have pastebins, steam groups, multiplayer guides, and even a Blitzserver for all your game hosting needs. Plus, we have llamaservers because why not add some llamas into the mix.

So come on, join us for a Minecraft server experience like no other. Who needs diamonds and creepers when you have over 3400 units to play with? Let’s dominate the fantasy world together!

CheatingCraft: Where even your Minecraft waifu can’t trust you

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	543
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas come charging at you with pickaxes in hand! Or how about building a cozy little cabin, only to have it transformed into a giant roller coaster by mischievous creepers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary NoFap Temple, where players must resist the urge to break their streak or face the wrath of the mighty Ender Dragon. Will you have the strength to resist temptation and emerge victorious?

So come on, join us on this wacky Minecraft server and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as bizarre as jerking off to another woman in Minecraft. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

Plotfags’ Pixel Paradise: Where the only filter is fun! Join now for epic adventures >

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	New Chunks Explored:	565741
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with strict rules and plot restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate plotfag-free zone! Join us for a wild ride where the only plot you’ll find is the one you dig up yourself – literally!

Our server is home to the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, the possibilities are endless.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as insane and creative as you are? Don’t be a plotfag, join us and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies today!

Blocky Banter Bonanza

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9467
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magic Items Found:	3466	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Are you ready to pay tribute to our queen on this Minecraft server? Message me if you dare to tribute her and I’ll make sure you get rewarded with all the 18+ content your heart desires. Our Kik username is gurdaz, because who needs diamonds when you can have spicy chats instead? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little bit of scandalous fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

Crafty Creeper Chaos: Where Explosions Are the Norm!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1841	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of your country constantly being invaded by creepers and zombies? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we have a force field that keeps all hostile mobs out! Say goodbye to the days of running for your life every time the sun sets.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers throw epic parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a villager breakdance battle a zombie.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a ride on our flying pigs? That’s right, we have flying pigs that you can ride around the server and show off to all your friends.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Who needs real life when you can have flying pigs and breakdancing villagers?

Kobocraft: Where breaking the rules is totally fine! LOL

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and witness the chaos as our resident player, Kobo, unleashes their inner madness on the server. From building giant statues of themselves made entirely out of diamond blocks to riding pigs dressed as superheroes, Kobo’s antics will keep you entertained for hours on end. And hey, it’s totally okay when Kobo does it!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of friendly yet deadly wolves. Can you outsmart them and claim the riches for yourself? Only the bravest and most cunning players will succeed!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, when things get crazy, it’s okay when Kobo does it!

Blocky Shenanigans: ‘What Did I Get Myself Into?’

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1

Get ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who are as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!), and where the zombies do the Thriller dance every night at midnight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Ender Chicken. Rumor has it that if you can defeat this feathered fiend, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Yes, you read that right.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Nazis: Minecraft Madness – Build, Battle, and Avoid Historians!

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Animals Bred:	74
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or controversy? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us and debate whether Hitler was actually a Christian or a pagan! Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, let’s dive into some historical conspiracy theories instead! Plus, who doesn’t want to become a pagan goyi-ACK? Join our server now and let the debates begin!