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Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9523
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Emeralds Found:	5974	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Potions Brewed:	82

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

/Mine/Craft/SMP/ – Minecraft SMP Mastermind

anniversary, candace, character builds, Character Teaser, chiori, Collei, Daily check-in rewards, Dori, friendlist, genshin impact, Maps, mastermind, Minecraft, Minecraftsmp, Peak Patrol Song, primogems, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Third-Party Tools, Trailer, uraku misugiri, Version 5.1, Web Event, Wiki, Xilonen

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. We’ve got a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events like the “Birthday Bash Bonanza” where we celebrate birthdays in style. You won’t believe the crazy builds and pranks we pull off during these parties.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear galore. It’s like finding a hidden treasure chest in the Nether!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s make some memories that will have you laughing like a villager on a bender. See you in the world of blocks and endless possibilities!

StepmomSquadCraft

acceptance, adjustment, Bonding, Communication, Conflict, family dynamic, family dynamics, family traditions, feeling left out, game night, Guilt, hurt feelings, Loss, new family setup, parent’s remarriage, relationships, remarriage, stepmom, StepmomSquadCraft, stepsiblings

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	142	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a third wheel in your own family? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the awkward family game nights and step-sibling drama! Our server is the perfect place to build your own family dynamic, where you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom.

Forget about feeling guilty for not being more welcoming to your stepmom and step-siblings – on our server, you can be as welcoming or unwelcoming as you want! Create your own traditions, build your own castle, and never have to worry about hurting anyone’s feelings with a misplaced comment again.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the family drama behind and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Who needs real family when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

UkrainianTankBusters

aerial attacks, Armed Forces, Bombing, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, forbes, Geopolitics, international relations, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Night Drones, russian tanks, Surveillance, UAVs, Ukraine, UkrainianTankBusters, War Tactics, war technology, WARFARE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Dimension Hops:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

lol this server is so lit, even Ukraine’s night drones are bombing moving Russian tanks now! join us and experience the ultimate chaos and destruction in Minecraft! our players are so skilled, they can take down tanks with just a pickaxe and some TNT. who needs diplomacy when you have Minecraft? come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in this war-torn world. trust us, you won’t be bored for a second on this server!

Halo Public

343 industries, aliens, Anarchy, Arbiter, bungie, Campaign, Cortana, Covenant, energy sword, fps, grunt, master chief, multiplayer, ODST, PvP, Sci Fi, Shooter, spartan, Survival, UNSC, warzone, Xbox

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9643
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	25
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Halo is a high-quality Minecraft Survival SMP featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!

JAVA IP: halosmp.my-mc.xyz

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» Halo Plugin! » Survival SMP!

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HexArchon: Where Minecraft is just like Ikea – everything is custom! Join for the chaos and endless possibilities!

Abilities, Bosses, Challenges, Chaos, Community, CONTENT, creativity, Custom, Customization, Enchants, Endless, Exploration, gameplay, HexArchon, ikea, Join, Mechanics, Minecraft, mmo, Possibilities, Progression, PvE, RPG, Skills, smp, Unique, Updates, VALUES, Variety

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	7123	Buildings Constructed:	30
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Void Gems Collected:	15
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Animals Bred:	143	Chimeras Created:	3

Overview
HexArchon is a Custom MMO-Inspired SMP with several gameplay features such as unique Custom Mobs, Items, Enchants, Boss Fights, Abilities, Quests, Worlds, and other areas to explore such as the Skylands and Dungeons.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a server trailer available?	Server Trailer
Is there a Discord server for HexArchon?	Discord Server
Where can I find more information about the server?	Wiki
What are the different gameplay mechanics available on HexArchon?	Custom Mobs, Custom Items, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Quests, Abilities, Stats, Auto Farms, Furnaces, Furniture, Player Shops, Pets, Fishing, and Quality-of-life Improvements.
What are the server’s technical specifications?	CPU: AMD Ryzen 9 7950X, RAM: 64GB, Storage: 2TB NVME SSD, Hosted on US East Coast
Can I join the server with Bedrock Edition?	Yes, the server supports Bedrock (Port 19132), but it comes with technical limitations.

Crafty Citizens Minecraft Server

AMERICANS, Avatar, character creation, Citizens, Crafty, cultural diversity, Customization, Detailed, Diverse, Experience, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, Minecraft, MODERN, North America, Personalization, Realistic, role playing, Server, simulation, south america, video games, virtual world

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8417
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	137	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t create realistic modern Americans? Look no further, because on our server, you can create the most lifelike American characters from both continents!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can build skyscrapers, drive fancy cars, and even attend virtual American football games. But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground society of llama-riding cowboys who are on a mission to save the world from evil zombie invaders.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful world of modern Americans in Minecraft!

Is SMP still Minecraft popular?

Chat Rooms, coding, Communication, Community Building, digital communication, internet relay chat, irc, Messaging, Minecraft, networking, online communities, open source, Popular, programming, project development, Protocol, real-time chat, Server development., smp, Software Development, software engineering, Tech Trends, Technology

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9297
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
New Chunks Explored:	45182	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have a good time (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Our server is so crazy, we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks! And don’t even get us started on the time someone tried to tame a creeper as a pet (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have our very own IRC server! That’s right, you can chat with your fellow players in real-time while you’re mining for diamonds or battling mobs. Who needs Discord when you have old-school IRC?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen – because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

SpecialNeedsMC Server

Aromantic, avoidance, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, consent, discomfort, fear, friendship, Innocence, personal space, Respect, romantic interest, sensitivity, Server, social cues, special education, special needs, SpecialNeedsMC, Support, UNCOMFORTABLE, Understanding

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Emeralds Found:	2441	Star Shards Collected:	223
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life awkward encounters and dive into a world of blocky fun!

Join us for a chance to build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepy mobs – all without the fear of being asked for a kiss by a special needs classmate!

Our server is a safe space where you can avoid uncomfortable situations and focus on crafting epic creations. Plus, if you ever feel overwhelmed, just log off and take a breather – no need to hide in the bathroom at a school dance!

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and absolutely no unwanted advances. Let’s block and roll!

CraftyCarats: Real or Fake, You Decide!

14K gold, 925 sterling silver, aita, Birthday, Bracelet, chain, cheap jewelry, Costco, CraftyCarats, DECIDE, expensive, Fake, fake jewelry, gift, husband, Jaxxon, luxurious, luxury, MONEY, Online Shop, real, real gold, RETURN

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	100
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like buying your husband cheap jewelry! Join us for a world filled with diamonds, emeralds, and all the gold you could ever dream of – no fake stuff here, only the real deal!

Imagine a world where you can mine for gold without worrying about your spouse’s high standards. Our server is filled with treasures beyond your wildest imagination, and no one will judge you for gifting your loved ones with luxurious items from JAXXON – even if it’s not real gold!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs Costco when you have a whole virtual world of riches waiting for you? Don’t let anyone bring you down for your choice in jewelry – on this server, you’re free to be as fabulous as you want!

CelebCraftStoryTime

Actor, actress, CelebCraftStoryTime, Celebrity, Choice, dream, FAMOUS, FANTASY, iconic, ideal, imagination, influence, inspiration, legend, Life, narration, Preference, Role Model, Story, VOICE, wish

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	160
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Imagine having Danny DeVito narrate the epic tale of your Minecraft adventures on our server! Picture him describing your daring battles with creepers, your epic builds, and your hilarious mishaps in his signature raspy voice. Join our server for a chance to have your Minecraft journey narrated by the one and only Danny DeVito! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t want to miss out on!