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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 5831 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 32 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 |
We offer the most thrilling experiences, like navigating stairs in the dark without a cpap, driving to the ER in the middle of the night, and arguing with nurses and wives about the best course of action. And don’t worry, we have plenty of ice packs and Tylenol to go around!
Join us on this crazy journey where anything can happen – from planning a week-long visit with your MIL after a staircase mishap to debating whether or not it’s safe for your kids to ride with her. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? So come on in and let the chaos begin – just remember to buckle up (or at least hold onto the railing)!