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MineCrafty Dealz

bilateral agreement, Business, Deal, Dealz, diplomatic relations, economic development, Economy, foreign affairs, international relations, Investment, minecrafty, mineral extraction, mineral partnership, natural minerals, negotiations, partnership agreement, President Zelensky, Resources, Trade, trade deal, Ukraine, Ukraine economy

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the server for you! Picture this: a server where Ukraine President Zelensky himself offers you a mineral partnership! That’s right, folks, you can mine for diamonds and emeralds while sippin’ on some fine Ukrainian vodka with Zelensky himself!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find a rare mineral, Zelensky will personally serenade you with a traditional Ukrainian folk song. And if you’re lucky, he might even do a little dance for ya!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knew mining could be so lit, amirite? Let’s do a deal and mine some minerals with Zelensky, baby!

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Galactic Black Hole Domination

13 billion light-years away, Astronomical Observations, Astronomy, Astrophysics, Black, black hole research, celestial bodies, cosmic phenomena, cosmic structures, cosmological studies, Dark Matter, distant galaxies, DOMINATING, Domination, Galactic, galactic evolution, gravitational forces, Halos, Hole, scientific discoveries, space exploration, supermassive black holes, theoretical physics, universe mysteries

Yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! Ever wanted to explore a Minecraft server so lit, it’s like you’re traveling through dark matter dominating halos of supermassive black holes 13 billion light-years away? Well, look no further, cuz this server is outta this world!

Join us for epic adventures where you can battle space aliens, ride on flying pigs, and even build your own black hole base! Who needs diamonds when you can have dark matter, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who accidentally turned their entire house into a black hole and got sucked into another dimension! True story, bro.

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secrets of the universe while mining for cobblestone. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Ethereal Elaina’s Realm 1.20

Admiration, boosting confidence, boosting self-esteem, building rapport, complimenting correctly, complimenting Elaina, elaina, Elainas, Ethereal, expressing admiration, flattery, giving compliments, how to compliment, kind words, making someone feel good, positive affirmations, praise, proper compliments, Realm, showing appreciation, showing gratitude, Social Skills

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind!

Join this server if you wanna learn how to compliment Elaina like a boss!

We got tutorials on how to shower Elaina with compliments that will make her swoon and fall in love with you instantly!

Trust me, once you master the art of complimenting Elaina, you’ll be the smoothest player on the server and all the other players will be jelly of your mad skills!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start practicing your Elaina compliments!

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MysuruMayhemCraft

Bouncers, corporate layoffs, employee complaints, employment disputes, Infosys, job cuts, Job Displacement, job insecurity, job loss, job security, Job Termination, labor laws, labor rights, Labour Ministry, lay offs, Mysuru campus, MysuruMayhemCraft, security guards, unfair treatment, workforce reduction, workplace conditions

lol u kno wat u shud do instead of worryin bout lay offs? join dis epic minecraft server! we got bouncers and security guards to keep u safe from any creepers tryna mess wit ur build. we even got a secret tunnel to the Labour Ministry where u can complain bout ur lay off while playin minecraft. come join us and build ur way to success, no lay offs here, just fun and games!

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…. -. Top anarchy set of Helper server minecraft

Anarchy, Helper, Minecraft, Pure, Server, wip card

On this server today there was a wip card pure

81.176.176.44

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PhotonRebornSMP

Adventure, Biomes, BUILD, Community, Discord, Evolving, Governance, Griefing, Immersive, Journey, Kingdom, Lore, Mechanics, non toxic, Path, PhotonRebornSMP, PvP, RPG, Safe, smp, Survival, Terralith

Server Name	PhotonRebornSMP
Focus	Roleplay Adventure
Features	Engaging Roleplay Player-Driven Kingdoms PvP with Purpose Land Claiming & Protection Custom Mechanics Dynamic World Generation Community Focused

Overview

Step into PhotonRebornSMP, a unique roleplay-focused SMP where storytelling, exploration, and community come first. The world has been reset by the Dark King, and now Queen Lixia and her allies must rebuild what was lost. Will you help restore the kingdom or carve your own path?

FAQ

Q: How can I join PhotonRebornSMP?

A: Join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/fS3BFa2Ny7

Q: What makes PhotonRebornSMP different from other Minecraft servers?

A: PhotonRebornSMP offers an immersive lore-driven world with evolving stories, player-driven kingdoms, purposeful PvP, land claiming and protection, custom mechanics, dynamic world generation, and a welcoming community environment.

Q: Can I build my own kingdom on the server?

A: Yes, players can build, govern, and shape the land’s future by creating their own kingdoms.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed, but it must be part of the story and purposeful within the roleplay setting.

Q: How can I protect my builds from griefing?

A: Players can claim land and use protection mechanisms provided by the server to keep their builds safe from griefing.

Ethereal Crafted Realms 1.20.4

1.20.4, beat, catchy, chorus, club, crafted, Dance, Energetic, Ethereal, Fun, Hip Hop, Lyrics, Music, Party, popular song, Realms, Repetition, Rhythm, Slang, slang expression, slang term, thẳng, thanging, Urban

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows all over your screen. It’s like a disco party in a cave filled with creepers and skeletons.

You know how some servers are all serious and boring? Not this one, my dude. This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland. It’s like if Steve from Minecraft went on a bender and decided to create his own crazy world.

And let me tell you, the community on this server is lit AF. We got players from all over the world, coming together to build the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. It’s like a virtual Burning Man festival, but with less dust and more diamonds.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your inner blockhead run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s goooooo!

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Blocky Bliss: No Sex, Just Blocks

Bliss, blocks, blocky, calming, comfort, Contentment, euphoria, exhilarating., feeling, invigorating, nonsexual, Pleasure, rejuvenating, Relaxation, satisfying, Sensation, Serenity, sex, soothing, tactile, tingling, Touch, warmth

Imagine this: You’re peacefully mining away in the depths of the server, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. The rush of excitement you feel is better than any nonsexual sensation out there.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a duel for the title of Chicken Champion.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: every full moon, the sky turns pink and unicorns descend from the heavens to grant wishes to all players. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to fly like a majestic eagle? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best nonsexual sensation of your life. Just be sure to watch out for creepers and lava pits along the way!

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Codzilla’s Fishin’ Frenzy

Atlantic cod, climate change, cod fisheries, cod size, Codzillas, environmental impact, fish populations, fish size, Fishin, Fishing, fishing history, fishing practices, Frenzy, historical fishing, marine biodiversity, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, overfishing, population decline, sustainable fishing, sustainable seafood, Viking era

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got Viking-era cod fish dat are 25% BIGGER than da ones today! Can u imagine catchin’ dem bad boys and showin’ ’em off to all yo friends? Plus, dey live 3x LONGER, so u can have a pet fish dat sticks around for ages.

We got da most epic fishin’ tournaments where u can show off yo skills and reel in dem massive cod. And don’t even get me started on da underwater castles we built for u to explore. Swim with da fishies in style, yo!

So come on down to our server and be part of da fishy revolution. Overfishing ain’t got nothin’ on us, we gonna bring back dem giant cod and rule da seas!

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New Server IP

Northreign

1700s, Architecture, Characters, Cultures, Discord, FANTASY, Gods, Guidelines, History, Kingdoms, Lore, Northreign, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Setting, Staff Team, Steampunk, TICKETS, Transportation, Whitelist

Welcome to Northreign!

This is a 16+ fantasy roleplay server designed for Minecraft Java Edition 1.20.2! We pride ourselves on our fair, impartial staff team and high standard of roleplaying!

What to expect	When you join our server, the first thing you will be greeted by is our cleanly laid out channels, including all of our rules, guidelines and how to get started. Once you’ve made it into the server, you can expect to see an abundance of incredibly friendly faces all ready and willing to RP!
Setting	Set roughly in the 1700s, our server features a high fantasy steampunk setting, so naturally you can expect things like the architecture, available items and even modes of transportation to be pretty unique in both looks and accessibility.
Lore	The land of Northreign. A region filled with possibilities and stories, kingdoms and cultures, and a mystery yet to be unraveled. A giant barrier limits the land, encasing all living things inside of it, and the gods have seemingly abandoned the land completely. The stage is set, the world awaits you. Your character is yours to control, and history yours to shape.

Join our Discord server for more information: https://discord.gg/XkHJS2sg

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join the server, please visit our Discord server and follow the instructions provided in the welcome channel.
Is there an age requirement to join?	Yes, all players must be 16 years or older to join Northreign.
What is the server’s theme?	Northreign features a high fantasy steampunk setting set in the 1700s.
How long does the whitelist process take?	The whitelist process usually takes no longer than a day, as our staff team is dedicated to reviewing new player applications promptly.