We shut down schools faster than you can say “homework,” but hey, it’s all for the greater good, right? Our server is so safe, you’ll probably live longer here than in the real world! Plus, we got so many crazy events and mini-games, you’ll never want to log off!
So come on down to our server, where the only thing spreading faster than COVID-19 is the fun! Join now and see why our restrictions are the best thing since enchanted diamond swords!
We are CraftedChaos. A new server dedicated to its users. We are mainly a Factions server but are adding Skyblock and Survival
pulsara.alienhost.net:25576
| Servers | Description |
|---|---|
| SMP World & Resource World | Explore and create unique builds in SMP world, gather materials in Resource World. |
| OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds | Play different game modes with Challenges, Generators, Quests, and Unique Oneblock Phase experience. |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How to Join? |
Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/RceqXwGEez Submit a Whitelist Application: Usually approved within 15mins |
| What our Server has to offer: |
SMP World & Resource World. Enjoy unique builds and gather materials. OneBlock & Skyblock Worlds. Play different game modes with challenges and quests. |
| What makes us Unique? |
Expansive Quality of Life plugin list to enhance your experience. Plugins include Treefeller, Quests, Chat games, Tweaks, Shops, and more! |
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every Friday called “Gender Bender Madness” where all players are randomly assigned a new gender for the day. It’s chaos, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect way to spice up your Minecraft experience.
So come join us on this wild and wacky server where anything goes, and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you next!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. From epic steel dildo battles to hilarious pranks involving, you guessed it, steel dildos, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Steel Dildo, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power (and a pretty good time).
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the thrill of the steel dildo for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Picture this: a 26-year-old man with a passion for PAW Patrol, a room filled with merchandise, and a sister with two rowdy kids seeking refuge. What could possibly go wrong?
Experience the thrill of setting boundaries, broken toothbrushes, and epic meltdowns all in one place. Will you be the hero who stands up for their PAW Patrol collection, or will you be labeled as dramatic and childish?
Join now for a server experience like no other, where emotions run high and PAW Patrol reigns supreme. Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join today!
On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from any unwanted guests, like your crazy MIL who thinks it’s okay to smash cake in your child’s face. And don’t worry about gender reveal parties, because on our server, everyone is welcome to celebrate without fear of backlash from insane relatives.
Join us now and let your creativity run wild, without any judgment or hot wax incidents! Who needs in-laws when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s block out the negativity and build a world where only good vibes exist. See you in the game!
Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately you’re greeted by a talking chicken wearing a top hat. He tells you that in order to survive on this server, you must learn to speak chicken language. Don’t worry, it’s just a series of clucks and squawks, how hard could it be?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who has built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Rumor has it he never leaves his house, only communicating with players through a series of elaborate redstone contraptions. Will you be the one to finally crack the code and discover his secrets?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with talking animals, diamond houses, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, we have insurance for that). See you in the game, adventurer!
We’ve got players dropping like flies left and right, but don’t worry, respawning is unlimited so you can keep coming back for more carnage. Plus, our custom plugins make the death animations extra hilarious – watch as your character explodes into a million pieces or gets launched into the stratosphere by a giant chicken!
So if you’re looking for a server where the body count is sky high and the laughs are even higher, come join us today! Just remember, the more bodies, the merrier!