Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and exploring secret dungeons filled with enchanted pickles. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.
But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Masturbation Monday” event where players can compete in a virtual tug-of-war tournament using nothing but their pickaxes. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted banana as a prize!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin! Just make sure to bring plenty of lube because things are about to get slippery.
we did some, like, totally scientific research and found that people love to dish out harsh punishments to their enemies in the game. so, if u wanna unleash your inner savage and show no mercy, this is the place for u! join us and let the political violence begin! (jk, it’s all in good fun… maybe)