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Crab > Metaphor Minecraft SMP

Another Crab’s Treasure, art direction, better written, bloodstream contamination, crab, environmental issues, gameplay, Graphic design, metaphor, microplastics, Minecraft, narrative depth, ocean conservation, ocean pollution, pollution awareness, preachy, serious themes, smp, storytelling, ui design, video games, vomit-like UI

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like finding a diamond block in a sea of dirt! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and unexpected twists.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has more drama than a soap opera. From secret alliances to epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a treasure hunt like no other – forget about diamonds, we’re talking about finding Another Crab’s Treasure!

And don’t even get us started on the gameplay. It’s so good, it’ll make you question reality. Plus, our art direction is top-notch – you won’t find any vomit-like UI here, unlike that other server, Metaphor.

But wait, there’s more! Did we mention the secret underground society of players who control the fate of the server? Or the legendary player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword? Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

TherapistGoneWild

Boundaries, cancer treatment, career path, comfort meals, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Empathy, friendship, meal train, mental health, Opinions, personal attacks, self-care, social media etiquette, Support, surgery recovery, Therapist, TherapistGoneWild, Therapy

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	235800
Potions Brewed:	95	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6202
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for some wild and wacky adventures!

Picture this: you’re building a giant chocolate milkshake castle with your friends when suddenly, a 60-year-old former family friend named Cathy shows up and starts criticizing your choice of building materials. She rants about how your milkshake castle is too sugary and fatty, but little does she know, it’s actually made of virtual blocks and won’t affect your health at all!

But wait, there’s more! As you navigate through our server, you might come across a therapist NPC who gets offended if you question their career choice. Will you engage in a battle of wits with them, or will you simply block them and move on to more important quests, like finding the legendary diamond milkshake recipe?

Join our Minecraft server now for a chance to experience all this madness and more! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos in the world of blocks and pixels?

OnceInALifetimeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1543
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig while wearing a top hat and singing the national anthem? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and unforgettable moments that will leave you in stitches.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds at your feet. Or how about the time when a herd of sheep organized a flash mob to celebrate your birthday? Yeah, that actually happened here.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness such absurdity and hilarity on a daily basis? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

OverheardOcelots

BIZARRE, Conversation, Curious, eavesdropping, gossip, Intriguing, long tail tag, Memory, odd, Overheard, OverheardOcelots, peculiar, Public, Random, Shocking.., Story, strange, unexpected, unforgettable, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Farms Harvested:	856
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids!

Join us if you want to hear the craziest stories from players who have encountered flying pigs, dancing creepers, and even a secret society of llamas plotting world domination.

We guarantee you’ll never be bored with our server, where the weirdest thing you’ll overhear is probably someone trying to convince everyone that they can communicate with Endermen through interpretive dance. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

CraftyKoreaWarfare

Asia, Conflict, constitution, CraftyKoreaWarfare, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, Government, hostile state, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, korean war, military tensions, North Korea, North Korean government, Politics, President Moon Jae-in, reunification efforts, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	5160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than north and south korea combined! our constitution says that all players from other servers are ‘hostile states’ so get ready for some intense battles! build your own dictatorship and rule over your fellow players with an iron fist! who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction? join now and experience the thrill of being a tyrant in the virtual world!

Sparky Welders – Eye Candy Videos

bright sparks, candy, Craftsmanship, diy, Eye, eye safety, eyesight protection, facebook, Helmets, metalworking, naked eye, protective gear, restoration, restoration videos, sparks, sparky, Videos, Viewers, Welders, Welding, welding helmets, welding techniques, welding videos

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7535
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Emeralds Found:	2220	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the welders wear helmets made of diamonds to protect their eyes from the bright sparks of lava! we got so many crazy restoration videos of players turning dirt blocks into diamonds on facebook, you gotta watch it with your naked eye to fully appreciate the madness! join now and become a master welder of the minecraft world, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)!

Toxo-Cat AnxietyCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Votes:	8445	Mines Excavated:	4193

do u like cats? do u like parasites? do u like anxiety? well boy do we have the server for u! join our minecraft server where u can play with cute lil cats infected with the parasite Toxoplasma gondii! but wait, there’s more! not only will u be at risk for increased anxiety, but u also get a reduced risk of epilepsy! who knew a minecraft server could offer such health benefits? join now and let the cat-borne parasite take over your life!

Milkks Minecraft

activities, Anarchy, Chill, CPU, Cross-Play, Discord, Economy, Events, Factions, Fun, i7, Join, members, Milkk, Minecraft, Passion, PvE, PvP, RAM, Server, SSD, Storage, THRIVING, Updates, Vanilla, vanilla based

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4265
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Star Shards Collected:	202	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Mines Excavated:	3709
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Milkk’s Minecraft is a chill vanilla-based minecraft server with a large variety of activities and chill members along with a thriving discord server. Milkk’s Minecraft is owned by Milkk, not me. This minecraft server is promoting the owner, Milkk but it is a passion for me so always expect fun events and updates!

Server Specifications; Allocated Ram: 28GB Total Ram: 32GB CPU: i7 Storage: 128GB SSD

Join now!

19.ip.gl.ply.gg:56361

Properly Creative Minecraft Server

2024.., Analysis, Anime, Character development, Creative, criticism, Demon Slayer, developed, discussion, Fandom, fleshed out, hate thread, in-depth, interesting concepts, long tail tags, Manga, Minecraft, Opinions, Plot, Properly, series, Server, Storyline

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9085
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3975	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6073	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Are you tired of boring, half-baked Minecraft servers that leave you feeling unsatisfied? Look no further, because our server is like a buffet of fully fleshed-out ideas that will leave you craving more! Join us for epic adventures, insane storylines, and a community like no other.

Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground village filled with talking animals who only speak in puns. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens led by a giant, evil cow. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait until 2024 to join the Demon Slayer hate thread when you can join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Trust us, once you step foot into our world, you’ll never want to leave. Join us today and let the insanity begin!

Leftists-Minecraft SMP-Are-The-Most-Evil-And-Dishonest-Creatures-On-The-Planet

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where you can battle against the most evil and dishonest creatures on the planet? Look no further than our server! Leftists are the ultimate enemy in our world, and we need brave players to join us in the fight against their wicked ways.

Join us if you want to prove your worth by taking down these less-than-beasts who are out to destroy everything good in the world. Show them that no act against evil is immoral when you’re on our side. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the most epic battle of your Minecraft life!