giving thanks Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Horizon 1.21.1

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6439
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	73	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Animals Bred:	37
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Runes Activated:	2

Yo, bro, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding on a rainbow made of Skittles! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while battling dragons and saving princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are doing the Macarena! Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Crafty Vibes Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Buildings Constructed:	32
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with hidden treasures, secret passageways, and hilarious pranks that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Hidya Vebes, mystical creatures that roam the land and grant wishes to those who can find them. Want a diamond sword that never breaks? Just track down a Hidya Vebe and make your wish!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at our epic parkour courses that will test your skills and patience to the max? Trust us, you’ll be laughing (and maybe crying) as you try to navigate through our insane obstacle courses.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden Hidya Vebe that will change your gameplay forever.

Say Thank You Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a giant statue of a potato wearing a top hat. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We also have secret treasure hunts where the prize is a diamond-encrusted llama saddle, and every full moon we host a dance party with the Ender Dragon as the DJ.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to always say thank you, because you never know when a friendly creeper might be listening.

Blocksgiving Thanks

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7928	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Emeralds Found:	1598	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	2632

Are you thankful for endless possibilities in a blocky world? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate place to express your gratitude for all things pixelated! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and turkey mobs that drop stuffing instead of feathers. Who needs Thanksgiving when you have a server like this to be thankful for? So come on, join us and give thanks for the best virtual world you’ll ever experience!

Stanley’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4699
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Love Letters Sent:	15
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, say goodbye to the mundane and hello to the insanity that is our server!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers ride pigs, zombies breakdance, and skeletons wear sunglasses. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on the weekends.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where villagers break it down to funky beats, and every full moon, the cows turn into werewolves and challenge players to dance-offs.

So come on down and join us for the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft experience you’ll ever have. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you there!

GratefulCraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7289
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Emeralds Found:	6960
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, get ready to say thank you to the most epic server ever! Why should you join? Because our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. These llamas will guide you on epic quests, battle evil mobs, and even teach you how to do the llama dance!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot the legendary diamond-encrusted llama who grants wishes to those who can find him.

So what are you waiting for? Say thank you to boredom and join our server today for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

FrostCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7454
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimension Hops:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where ukraine can use all the funds from frozen russian assets to build the most lit minecraft world ever. we got diamonds for days and creepers that drop stacks of emeralds. our admins are all ukrainian ninjas who will protect u from any griefers or trolls. plus, we have a secret underground base where you can find elytra wings and ride dragons into battle. join now before putin tries to shut us down, comrade!

NATOandEU4Ukraine

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8980
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

so, like, u kno how ukraine is all like “oh i wanna join nato but i gotta join eu first”? well, the finnish president is like “yup, that’s the way it’s gonna go down, no nato for ukraine until they’re in the eu club”. but like, who cares about all that political stuff when u can join our minecraft server instead? we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. plus, if u join now, u get a free diamond sword that shoots lasers. so come on, join our server and leave all that nato and eu drama behind. let’s build some crazy stuff together and have a blast!

BoomerMC – Where all the cool kids hang out and build stuff together in a grown-up way on a brand spanking new world

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2248
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Qualities	Description
Close to Vanilla	99% of farms allowed with exceptions. Farms must be discussed and approved.
Server Type	PaperMC for optimization, minimal plugins except for management
PvP	Not enabled, server is for friendly survival like Hermitcraft
Server Size	Less than 30 whitelisted players for creativity and relaxation

Application:

Apply Here

Discord:

Join our Discord

We hope to see you there and don’t be afraid to say hi!

FAQ

Q: Can I build any type of farm on the server?

A: Most farms are allowed, but please discuss and ask before building to ensure feasibility and avoid duplication.

Q: Are there any plugins on the server?

A: Minimal plugins for management, mainly running on PaperMC for optimization.

Q: Is PvP enabled on the server?

A: PvP is currently not enabled, focusing on friendly survival gameplay like Hermitcraft.

Q: How many players are allowed on the server?

A: Less than 30 whitelisted players to maintain a small, creative community.

GPU Wars Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and help us rebuild the lost Chinese revenue! We promise to turn those tears into laughter as we embark on a wild journey to create the most epic virtual world ever seen. Who needs billions of dollars when you can have endless diamonds and emeralds in Minecraft? Plus, rumor has it that Huang himself will be joining the server to seek refuge from his financial woes. Don’t miss out on the chance to game with a disgraced billionaire – join us now!

Bitcoin SMP: Grand at 71k

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	7429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	220084
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP and you too could become a bitcoin billionaire like our fearless leader! He bought a grand of bitcoin at 71k and now he’s rolling in virtual dough. Who needs diamonds when you can have digital currency? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret bitcoin mine hidden somewhere in the world – find it and you’ll be set for life! Don’t miss out on the chance to strike it rich in our crazy, crypto-filled server.

CraftyClassmateCraze

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

Are you tired of dealing with entitled classmates who expect you to do their homework for them? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of college life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can guilt-trip you into doing their assignments. Say goodbye to annoying classmates like Maggie and her ridiculous demands for chivalry. Here, you’re the boss of your own domain!

Plus, our server is filled with hilarious memes and outrageous stories to keep you entertained. Who needs real-life drama when you can laugh at Linus tech tips memes all day long?

So, if you’re ready to escape the stress of college and have some lols along the way, join our Minecraft server now! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExcuseMeMinecraftSMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7325
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
New Chunks Explored:	667150	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of the daily grind of work and responsibilities? Do you dream of escaping to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need an excuse to get out of work? Just tell your boss that you’re busy defending your base from a horde of zombie pigmen or hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon. Trust us, they’ll totally understand.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, there’s a place for you here. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let the fun begin!

Digging4Diamonds

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9677
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Dragons Tamed:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of digging through piles of virtual poop to find hidden treasures! Yes, you heard that right – we have a unique feature where players can dig through piles of poop to uncover rare items and secret loot. Who knew that something so gross could be so rewarding?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of talking animals who have formed their own society within the game. From gossiping chickens to philosophical pigs, you never know what kind of wacky conversations you’ll stumble upon.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our custom-built volcano biome where you can mine for diamonds while dodging lava flows and erupting fireballs. It’s a dangerous journey, but the rewards are definitely worth it!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the weirdest and wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the world of blocky pixels. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

InstaCraft: Where griefers cry, diamonds fly, and creepers say goodbye! Join us now!

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	3174
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to InstaCraft – Your Ultimate Survival PvE Adventure in Minecraft
Embark on an incredible journey at InstaCraft, a survival PvE server designed to provide a nostalgic yet enhanced vanilla Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a lone explorer or prefer teaming up with friends, the choice is entirely yours on InstaCraft!

Server Details:
Server IP: play.myinstacraft.com
Website: MyInstaCraft
Dynmap: Explore the Map
Discord: Join us on Discord

About Us:
– Established and Going Strong: With over four years in the game, InstaCraft ensures longevity and stability for your gameplay experience.
– Our Vision: Launched on 3/3/2020, InstaCraft was born with the aim of fostering a fun, community-based public server with minimal restrictions in a non-toxic environment.

Features:
– Active Economy: Engage in creating player shops and utilizing the Auction House worry-free from theft or griefing.
– Quality of Life Enhancements: Elevate your vanilla gameplay with features like /dback, Multiplayer sleep, Silk Spawners, and more!
– Minimal Plugins: Keep it simple with a quick check of our plugins (/plugins).
– Vibrant Community: Join our active Discord community and be a part of the conversation.
– Non-restrictive Gameplay: We encourage free gameplay while prohibiting unproductive actions such as cheating or griefing. Report any incidents, and our vigilant staff will handle them promptly.

Who We Are:
Whether you’re a casual Minecrafter or an enthusiast exploring the technical limits of the game, InstaCraft caters to you! We welcome players who contribute positively to our vibrant community. If you have any queries or wish to dive right in, ask below or join our Discord server!

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?	A: Simply input the server IP “play.myinstacraft.com” in your Minecraft client and join the adventure!
Q: Are there any rules I need to follow?	A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. You can find the rules on our website or ask our staff for clarification.
Q: Can I create my own player shop on the server?	A: Yes, you can create player shops and engage in the server’s active economy feature.
Q: How can I report incidents of cheating or griefing?	A: You can report incidents to our vigilant staff through our Discord server or in-game chat.

Ban Assault Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6998
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is running around with guns and causing chaos? Well, look no further because our server has banned all guns and is dedicated to saving none other than President Trump himself!

Join us on this wild adventure as we navigate through crazy obstacles and challenges to rescue Trump from the clutches of evil mobs. Who knew that the key to saving the president was playing Minecraft?

But that’s not all – we also have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. And did I mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you at all costs?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and help us ban the guns and save Trump – it’s the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!