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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 7624 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally turned their house into a giant hotdog. Yes, you read that right. A GIANT HOTDOG. And that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that happen on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Every month, we host a luxury giveaway where one lucky player gets to have a personal butler in-game for an entire week. Need someone to mine diamonds for you? Your butler’s got you covered. Want someone to build a rollercoaster in your backyard? Consider it done. The possibilities are endless!
So come join us and be a part of the most ridiculous Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just find yourself riding a llama dressed as a pirate while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now!
