But that’s not all – we’ve got fake tits galore (you just know), and we even give people fake French names for that extra touch of class. So why wouldn’t you want to join in on the madness? Come on, you know you want to be a part of this outrageous adventure!
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AdultingMC: Minecraft Server
adulting, AdultingMC, aging, bills, Burnout, career advancement, Decision making, financial obligations, health concerns, ISOLATION, Lack of free time, mental health struggles, Minecraft, Mundane routine, parenting challenges, PRESSURE, relationships, responsibilities, self-doubt, Server, stress, Time management, workTired of adulting all day long? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only responsibility is not getting blown up by a creeper! Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is jealous.Need a break from the monotony of adult life? Come build a giant toilet out of diamond blocks or ride a pig off a cliff just for fun. Our server is the perfect place to let your inner child run wild (literally, we have a petting zoo full of baby zombies).
So why waste your time paying bills and going to work when you could be mining for diamonds and battling giant spiders with your friends? Join our server today and say goodbye to adulting forever! (Disclaimer: we are not responsible for any addiction to Minecraft that may occur)
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BlockyBetrayal: Cheaters Never Prosper
adultery, Affair, BETRAYAL, BlockyBetrayal, Cheaters, Cheating, Communication, consequences, emotional affair, forgiveness, Guilt, Happiness, Infidelity, long term affair, love, loyalty, Marriage, mistress, Prosper, relationships, satisfaction, secret relationship, TrustAre you tired of being stuck in a love triangle drama like a bad soap opera? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that real-life mess behind. Build a virtual castle with your mistress, mine diamonds with your side piece, and create a secret underground love nest away from prying eyes. Who needs a cheating spouse when you have a loyal Minecraft buddy to craft with? Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to blocky bliss on our server! -
CrossFireMC – Anarchy [1.21]
1.21, Anarchy, bedrock, Competitions, CrossFireMC, Custom Items, Events, Faction Pvp, Factions, Factionserver, Factionspvp, game modes, Hacks, Hacksallowed, Ip:, Minecraft, Murder Realm, OG Prisons, OGFactions, Ogprison, Ogprisons, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, Questline, Rewards, Server, Skyblock, smp, SurvivalWelcome to CrossFireMC, We Offer an incredible variety of fun with daily epic events, intense competitions, and amazing rewards. Immerse yourself in our unforgettable game-modes, remarkable questline’s, custom items, and more only found on CrossFireMC.IP: CrossFireMC.comBedrock IP: COMING SOON!
Anarchy – NOW OPEN!Factions (Murder Realm) – Releases 7/4/24 @ 4:00 PM EST.OG Prisons – Release – August 2024SkyBlock 1.21 – August 2024
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StarStruck Minecraft Server
acceptance, Community, decision, digital beings, digital unity, Division, futuristic, Futuristic technology, Holograms, holomems, Minecraft, Server, Stars, starstruck, technological acceptance, Technology, Unity, unity in holomems, unity over division, virtual acceptance, virtual beings, virtual realityAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and crafting in peace? Well, come join our server where holomems and Stars unite in harmony!Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated landscape when suddenly, you stumble upon a group of holomems and Stars dancing together in perfect sync. It’s like a virtual rave party, but with blocky characters and pickaxes!
But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker where you can find the legendary Diamond Star Sword, rumored to have the power to summon a giant holographic dragon to fight by your side. Who needs a regular old pet wolf when you can have a freaking dragon?!
So what are you waiting for, /vt/? Join our server now and become part of the most epic alliance in Minecraft history! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because who doesn’t love tacos, amirite?
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CraftyProfesh
Admirable, authentic, career, COOLEST, CraftyProfesh, dependable, ETHICAL, genuine, Honest, honorable, Integrity, Job, people, Profession, Reliable, respectable, Sincere, together, trustworthy, upright, workWhich profession has the coolest, most honest, most together people? Definitely Minecraft players on our server! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player found a diamond block and instead of keeping it for themselves, they threw a huge party for the whole server to celebrate. Another player built a roller coaster that was so epic, it made the Ender Dragon jealous. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles that go down in our PvP arena – it’s like watching a real-life Minecraft version of Game of Thrones! So, if you want to join a community of awesome, hilarious, and slightly insane Minecraft players, then this is the server for you! -
BerylCraft: Category 5 Fun!
Atlantic Ocean, BeryL, BerylCraft, caribbean, category, Category 5, emergency preparedness, emergency response, evacuation, extreme weather, Fun, Hurricane, hurricane season, hurricane tracker, hurricane update, hurricane warning, hurricane watch, natural disaster, Status, storm surge, tropical storm, weather, wind speedsYo, yo, yo! Come join our EPIC Minecraft server, where Hurricane Beryl has reached Category 5 status and is wreaking havoc on the land! But don’t worry, because we’ve got flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts to protect you!Build your own fortress out of diamond blocks and obsidian while dodging lightning bolts and flying creepers! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden apples and diamond swords!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant chickens that lay explosive eggs, so watch your step or you might get blown to smithereens! And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Ender Dragon, who is rumored to have a weakness for chocolate chip cookies!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by a mutant chicken, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!
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FunCraft Minecraft Server
activities, Adventure, amusement, Engaging, Enjoyable, enjoyment, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fun, funcraft, Game, Gaming, Interactive, leisure, Leisurely, Minecraft, Pastime, Play, Recreation, recreational activities, Server, video game, virtual worldAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers and the chickens wear sunglasses!We have a secret underground city filled with dancing villagers and a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled cave. And don’t even get me started on our pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire!
But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday where all the mobs have a dance-off and the winner gets a diamond crown. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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“WhyCraft” Minecraft Server
Atmospheric, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, criticism, dark fantasy, Exploration, fanbase, Fromsoft, games, jank gameplay, Levels, Lore, Minecraft, reused assets, Server, Special, Studio, technical mess, TRASHED, united praise, WhyCraftAre you tired of boring, cookie-cutter Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay and recycled content? Well, look no further because our server is like the Bloodborne of Minecraft servers!Just like how /v/ showers Bloodborne with praise, our server will have you singing its praises too. Sure, some may call it a technical mess, but that just adds to the charm, right? Who wants a perfectly polished server anyway?
Join us for a wild ride filled with jank gameplay, reused assets, and a whole lot of chaos. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a memorable experience)!