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GodHelm Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Faction Creative PvP Minigames RPG Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Prison Pixelmon Skywars Vanilla Bedwars Hunger Games Parkour KitPvP Skygrid Anarchy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	4526
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Items Found:	6449	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Runes Activated:	3

GodHelm is a server where gods and monsters coexist. Create your adventure, form alliances and face epic challenges with friends.

Our server supports from version 1.8 to 1.20.4 We currently have the modality of: SURVIVAL CUSTOM

play.godhelmmc.com

EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action games, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project, EienCraft, Energetic girl, graduated, Halo, horror games, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, mecha fan, Minecraft, Mirri Saffire, MuseiaSkye Shinryu, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Server, Silly noblewoman, songs, Speedrunning, Ultimate, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Players Killed by Monsters:	7385
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Love Letters Sent:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

271094385, action, Adventure, alien technology, Anime, Aptom, battle, bio-boosted armor, Chronos Corporation, guyver, Hyper-Zoanoids, Lost Numbers, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Previous thread, Sci Fi, Sho Fukamachi, smp, storytime, transformation, Volume, volume 22, Zoanoids

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crops Grown:	8967
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, deceitfulness, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonest communication, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, falsehoods, ineffective lie, insincerity, lack of credibility., lying.., Manipulation, untrustworthy, untruth

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9062	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Magentanto! Where even the creepers are fashionable

BARONY, Business, Civilizations, create mod, CREEPERS, die hard roleplayer, Discord, epic knights mod, Fashionable, Ip:, java server, lead a barony, Magentanto, make money, Modded, Nations, Politics, PvP battles, pvpr, Religion, selenedecays, Wars

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8363
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Star Shards Collected:	129
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Magentanto Minecraft Server

Server Overview
Join Megantanto, a modded minecraft nation! We offer roleplay, civilizations, and a unique experience.

Features:

Start a barony!
Start a business!
Dabble in politics!
Start a religion! (No real religions, make your own)
Fight in wars!
Roleplay with friends!
Fight in PVP battles against other nations!

The server is primarily modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.

If you have any questions or are intrigued, join our discord.

There is a place for everyone on this server, whether you’re a pvper, a roleplayer, or just looking to make money or lead a barony.

To join, send a discord friend request: @selenedecays

IP: 119.127.61.187:25585

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is this server modded?	Yes, the server is modded with the create mod and the epic knights mod.
Can I start my own barony?	Yes, you can start your own barony on the server.
Are there PVP battles?	Yes, you can participate in PVP battles against other nations.
Can I roleplay with friends?	Yes, you can roleplay with friends on the server.
How do I join the server?	Send a discord friend request to @selenedecays and use the IP: 119.127.61.187:25585 to connect.

Peace Walker Minecraft Server

comparison, console, controls, emulation, Emulator, fan debate, gameplay, Gaming, gaming experience, graphics, handheld, metal gear solid, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peace, Peace Walker, Performance, portable, ps3, psp, Server, Single player, technical issues, Walker

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9439
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your gaming woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive fun and crazy adventures that will leave you questioning reality.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden loot that only the most skilled players can uncover. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in the depths of our world. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire world upside down just for laughs. It was chaos, but oh so hilarious!

And let’s not forget about our custom-made mini-games that will test your skills and reflexes like never before. From parkour challenges to spleef tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

B B B R R R R A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A P P P P P P P P P P – Minecraft SMP

AAA, AAAA, BBB, Minecraft, pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt, Ppppppppppp, RRRR, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dragon Scales Harvested:	164
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Animals Bred:	83
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against evil chickens, participate in intense dance-offs with creepers, and hunt for rare diamonds while wearing a tutu and a top hat.

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. It was epic!

So if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, scream until you lose your voice, and fart until you pass out from lack of oxygen, then come join us on our insane Minecraft SMP. Just be warned, things might get a little… explosive. BBBRRRRAaaAAAAAaAAAAPpppppppppp ….. pfffffftttfffffdrrrtttttttt!

UncleIncelGamer420

age gap, bills, car troubles, clap back, college freshman, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Divorce, family dynamics, Family Events, generational differences, gold diggers, incel, relationships, self-pity, stay at home wife, toxic masculinity, uncle, UncleIncelGamer420, Women

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	9038	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	3262	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Endless Night Skies:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of your family gatherings? Look no further than our server, where you can build your own virtual world free from annoying uncles like Robby!

Join us and leave behind the self-pitying, gold-digging, and car-troubleshooting drama of real life. Our server is a place where you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any toxic family members getting in your way.

Uncle Robby may not have his life together, but you can have it all in our Minecraft world. So come join us and leave the real world behind – no incels or disrespectful relatives allowed!

HabitHacker Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, behavior change, breaking bad habits, breaking the cycle, determination, habit formation, HabitHacker, hardest habit, healthy habits, Life Changes, lifestyle changes, mental toughness, Minecraft, motivation, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, quitting habits, self improvement, self-discipline, smp, success, Willpower

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4906
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3114
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to quit the hardest habit of all – mining for diamonds! Our server is so stacked with bling that you’ll never have to lift a pickaxe again. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a chain-smoker and will only give you the best loot if you can out-smoke him in a competition. So come join us and kick that diamond mining habit to the curb!