Given Name MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

NameSpammerCraft

Repetition, name importance, personal identity, Language, name usage

are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server and experience the most wild and wacky adventures you can imagine!

we have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the land of flying pigs and dancing chickens. don’t worry, they’re all trained professionals.

our staff members are actually unicorns in disguise, ready to grant you three wishes as long as one of them involves building a giant statue of them in the middle of spawn.

we also have a special event every full moon where all the mobs break out into a synchronized dance routine. trust us, you’ve never seen zombies bust a move like this before.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for a minecraft experience like no other. just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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Girl Gang Minecraft Server

Minecraft, female friendships, girl, relationships, Human Behavior

Tired of being a lonely creeper in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and never feel alone again! Our server is like a virtual dating app for players, where you can find your perfect Minecraft match and build a blocky empire together. Who needs real-life friends when you can have a whole squad of pixelated pals to conquer the virtual world with? Join now and say goodbye to loneliness – and hello to epic adventures and endless fun!

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BrainFartCraft Minecraft Server

brain trauma, brain recovery, Recovery, Server, weight gain

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer anything exciting? Well, look no further because our server is run by a former professional wrestler who suffered a TBI (Total Badass Injury) that made him fat and lazy. But don’t worry, his lack of physical prowess is more than made up for by his incredible Minecraft skills.

Join our server for the chance to battle against a team of mutant chickens who have taken over the land. These chickens are no ordinary poultry – they have been genetically modified to shoot lasers out of their beaks and can fly at supersonic speeds. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim their loot.

But that’s not all – our server also has a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure and traps. Legend has it that the dungeon was built by a group of ancient aliens who visited Earth thousands of years ago. Can you navigate its twists and turns to claim the ultimate prize?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, fat and lazy never looked so good in the world of Minecraft.

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BrotherlyCraft – Noob Nephew Edition

Communication Issues, father-son relationship, family conflict, stepfamily, nephew

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your brother’s love life? Look no further! Join our server where family drama is taken to a whole new level!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from step-siblings who refuse to acknowledge each other to parents who can’t stop getting married and divorced. And let’s not forget the newest addition to the family, a baby that no one asked for!

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family dynamics that are more complicated than redstone contraptions. Will you be able to survive the drama and come out on top? Or will you end up grounded like poor Jamie for not treating your virtual family like real family?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just remember, family drama is not for the faint of heart – but it sure makes for a hilarious Minecraft adventure!

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CreeperCraze Minecraft Server

work, bizarre incident, Server, strange, UNUSUAL

Have you ever seen a creeper try to negotiate a salary raise with the server admin? Or watched a group of skeletons break out into a dance party instead of attacking players? Well, get ready for even more wacky shenanigans on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next? So come on, hop on board and let’s see what kind of chaos we can stir up together!

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BlockyAddiction

classic, Timeless, Reliable, replay value, video games

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing pandas who will guide you through our wacky world. Want to ride a llama into battle while wearing a chicken suit? We’ve got you covered. How about building a house out of giant marshmallows that shoot lasers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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CraftyGermanMC Server

international relations, international aid, defense spending, political decisions, budget cuts

come join our epic minecraft server where we halve military aid for zombies but double the fun! forget about trump’s white house drama, we got creepers blowing up left and right and skeletons shooting arrows like there’s no tomorrow. our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to log on. join us if you dare, but be warned, the only thing crazier than our mobs is our players!

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RiverSwimCraft

river, games, concerns, swimming pool, France

so, like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and the first thing you see is the mayor of Paris taking a dip in the Seine river. but get this, he’s not just swimming for fun, he’s actually trying to prove a point about E. coli bacteria. like, who does that? but hey, if the mayor can swim in a contaminated river, imagine all the crazy stuff you can do on this server!

we’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind, like parkour courses that will make you question your sanity. and after you’re done with all the games, you can chill in our swimming pool in the river. yeah, you heard that right. we have a swimming pool in the river. it’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

so come join us on this wild ride of a minecraft server. who knows what other insane things you’ll find here. maybe a llama riding contest or a secret underground disco party. the possibilities are endless, just like the fun you’ll have on our server. so what are you waiting for? dive in and join the madness!

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AmnesiaCraft

Pain, anesthesia side effects, anesthesia effects, anesthesia risks, medical procedures

so like, picture this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly. like, you’re mining for diamonds and all of a sudden, a talking chicken comes up to you and asks for directions to the nearest village. it’s wild, man.

and get this, every time you respawn after dying, you come back as a different animal. one time you’re a cow, the next you’re a squid. it’s like a never-ending game of animal roulette.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party that happens every night? you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. it’s lit, fam.

so come join this server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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ShroomCraft: Neural Network Reset

cognitive function, ShroomCraft, hallucinogens, neuroscience, Reset

lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that makes u feel like ur brain is on shrooms? well, do we have the server for u! our server is so trippy, it resets ur neural networks like u wouldn’t believe. psilocybin ain’t got nothin on us!

imagine mining for diamonds while ur brain is making changes that last for weeks. u’ll be building epic structures while the communication pathways in ur brain are connecting like never before. it’s like ur in a whole new dimension, man.

join our server for the ultimate mind-bending experience. who needs drugs when u can play minecraft on our server? come see for urself and prepare to have ur mind blown.

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