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Crafty Crew Minecraft SMP

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to battle against a horde of evil chickens that have taken over the land, or if you want to embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness.

We have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons, and our community is full of wacky characters like a talking pig and a llama with a top hat.

So, if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Crafty Nations LOLz

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Animals Bred:	167	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is a melting pot of craziness where players from all around the world come together to build, mine, and explode each other’s creations.

Ever wanted to ride a unicorn into battle while wielding a diamond sword? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Our enchanted forest is home to all sorts of mythical creatures, from dragons to unicorns to creepers that do the Macarena when you defeat them.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine that stretches for miles underground. Rumor has it that the ghost of Steve himself haunts the mine, protecting its riches from greedy players. Will you be brave enough to face him and claim the diamonds for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even discover the secret that ties all these countries together. Or maybe not. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast trying!

CraftyCreeperz – TNT Madness

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are LIT and the adventures are WILD ! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret DIAMOND mine that led to a hidden world filled with UNICORNS and RAINBOWS . They rode on the backs of the unicorns and battled evil mobs with their rainbow swords. It was EPIC !

But that’s not all! Our server also has a GIANT roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling ride through a lava-filled volcano and a water park with DOLPHINS as lifeguards. And if you’re feeling hungry, visit our MAGICAL food court where the burgers are made of GOLD and the fries are sprinkled with PIXIE DUST .

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Boomer Adventures

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6179
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can transform into any character you desire! Are you a former teenage lad who only wanted to play male characters because “playing as a girl is gay”? Well, we have the perfect place for you! Join us and embrace your inner female character lover!

Picture this: 15 years ago, a young lad who vehemently abhorred female main characters in video games, getting into arguments left and right. But fast forward to 2024, and he’s addicted to tranny porn and making almost exclusively all female characters in games. The programming finally got to him!

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you explore your newfound love for female characters while still holding onto your past beliefs? Plus, we have the best eye-candy around, with options for female characters with a dick! Don’t miss out on this one-of-a-kind experience – join us now!

Nothing Happens Here

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and WACKY characters.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a GLITTERING diamond mine. But little did they know, the diamonds were cursed and turned them into a unicorn for a day! Talk about a MYTHICAL experience.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary FLYING pigs that soar through the sky, dropping golden nuggets wherever they go. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that PIGTALE?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the ABSURDITY for yourself. Who knows what CRAZY adventures await you!

CraftyKnights – Where Minecraft meets Arknights!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9935
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a walk in the park.

Join us for a crazy ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger, and 5* Supporter Quercus – they’re like the Avengers of the Minecraft world, ready to take down any mob that comes their way.

But wait, there’s more! How about a showdown with 6* Guard Hoederer and 5* Medic Vendela in a battle that will go down in Minecraft history? Or maybe you’d prefer a feast with Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain – the tastiest event this side of the End Portal.

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got 6* Defender Penance and 6* Caster Carnelian waiting for you in the CN content section. It’s like a whole new dimension of fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Oh, and don’t forget to bring your enchanted diamond sword – things are about to get real.

LOLz9K Humiliation Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Towns Built:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Villages Defended:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual is approaching women…in the game, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY challenges.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were approached by a group of friendly creepers who just wanted to give them a hug. It was a bonding experience like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a rare creature that roams the land spreading glitter and rainbows wherever it goes. Who wouldn’t want to befriend such a majestic being?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of the ultimate r9k humiliation ritual…in the most EPIC and LOLZY way possible!

Crafty Creepers: Where Even Manga Characters Play Minecraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5558
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the mobs! Join us for a WACKY time filled with INSANE quests, CRAZY builds, and OUTRAGEOUS mini-games!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds – they were MAGIC diamonds that granted the player the ability to fly like a DERPY chicken!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary CREEPER KING, who challenges players to a dance-off every full moon. If you can out-dance the CREEPER KING, you’ll be rewarded with a RAINBOW sword that shoots EXPLODING kittens!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this server is NOT overrated – it’s just AWESOME in every way!

Blocky Life LOLz

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and dancing pigs!

Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself comes to play on our server when he needs a break from creating the game!

If you join us, you’ll have the chance to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamonds! And don’t worry about creepers blowing it up, we have a team of superhero mods who will protect your creations!

So why do we do this life? Because on our server, anything is possible and every day is a party! Join us now and let the craziness begin!

TrumpCraft: Where PvP is as unpredictable as world politics!

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	3629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	4398	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only thing more explosive than the creeper blasts are the international incidents caused by our players!

Join now to experience the thrill of building your dream world while dodging political turmoil and unexpected plot twists.

Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret base filled with diamonds and gold guarded by a rogue world leader.

Don’t miss out on the chaos and excitement – join our server today and see if you can survive the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

Pants-Shitting Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
New Chunks Explored:	166819	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	35

Are you ready to join the most EPIC Minecraft server of all time? This server is so amazing that it made /v/ (the infamous 4chan board) literally SHIT ITS PANTS ten years ago! 😂🤣

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of real diamonds! 💎 – The creepers here are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing up! 🤗💥 – Our Ender Dragon is a professional stand-up comedian and will have you rolling on the floor laughing! 🐉😂 – The zombies drop not only rotten flesh but also gourmet meals cooked by Gordon Ramsay himself! 🧟‍♂️🍖 – Our build battles are so intense that they have been known to cause players to spontaneously break out into dance battles! 💃🕺

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 🚀🎮