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SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Gods Slained:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	50	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.

BlockyBootyCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3054
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Runes Activated:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you tired of wandering through the vast lands of Minecraft alone, only to stumble upon unsightly builds that make you want to log off immediately? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, hilarious antics, and jaw-dropping creations that will leave you in awe.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you won’t find any of those cringy builds that make you question your life choices. We have a strict “no ugly builds” policy, ensuring that every corner of our world is a feast for the eyes. Plus, our community is full of talented builders who will inspire you to unleash your creativity like never before.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the Minecraft server of your dreams. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground club where players gather to discuss the things in porn that turn them off. Just kidding…or are we? 😉

OrthodoxCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6099
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchantments Applied:	159
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so like, you know how putin is always causing drama and stuff? well, now he’s saying that jews are like, destroying the russian orthodox church. like, what even is that?! but hey, if you wanna escape all that craziness, come join our minecraft server! we’ve got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. plus, our diamonds are made of pure gold and our creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. so come on over and join the fun, because who needs putin drama when you can have a blast on our server!

503 Fallen Blocks

blocks, Bodies, CASUALTIES, Conflict, deceased, fallen, fallen heroes, fallen soldiers, Honor, Loss, memorial, Military, mourning, national tragedy, Remembrance, Retrieves, sacrifice, Tragedy, Ukraine, Ukraine soldiers, Ukrainian Army, War

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mines Excavated:	4542
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	39

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE BODIES THAN UKRAINE, WE GOT 504 FALLEN SOLDIERS READY TO FIGHT IN DA PIXELATED BATTLEFIELD! COME JOIN US AND SEE WHO WILL BE DA LAST ONE STANDING, MAYBE EVEN GET A CHANCE TO RESURRECT ONE OF DEM SOLDIERS AND HAVE A ZOMBIE ARMY AT YO COMMAND! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Lucky Block City

BLOCK, city, cognitive bias, humility, intelligence, LUCK, Lucky, Perception, perspective, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self reflection, self-assessment, self-aware, self-criticism, self-deception, self-evaluation, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6847
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

so, like, come join our server and prove you’re smarter than a box of rocks! we got challenges that will make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion. if you survive our insane parkour courses and mind-bending puzzles, you’ll be crowned the king of the server. plus, we have a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold that only the true geniuses can find. so, if you think you’re smart enough to outwit the rest, come join us and show off your big brain skills. just remember, luck will only get you so far – you gotta have brains to survive in this crazy world.

ViralGut to Brain – Minecraft Server

Alzheimer’s disease, antiviral therapy., antiviral treatments, asu, Banner Alzheimer’s Institute, Brain, brain health, cognitive decline, common virus, gastrointestinal health, Gut infection, gut microbiome, gut-brain axis, infectious diseases, Medical research, Minecraft, neurological disorders, neurology, research study, Server, viral infection, viral transmission, ViralGut

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4097
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Runes Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crops Grown:	5062

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own gut infection and Alzheimer’s disease! we got a virus dat travels from da gut to da brain, just like in real life! but don’t worry, we also got antiviral treatments to save da day! come join da fun and see if u can survive da ultimate challenge of battling viruses in ur brain! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on and let’s see who can come out on top!

Janitor’s Closet SMP

1.21, application, balance, CLOSET, CustomMusicDiscs, Diplomacy, Discord, Dynmap, Events, FANTASY, Geopolitical, Imagemaps, Janitors, Minecraft, Moderators, Nations, new world, Quality-of-life plugins, RealisticSeasons, rules, smp, Stonework, War, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	214
Dragon Eggs Found:	9179	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Love Letters Sent:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Buildings Constructed:	50

Janitors Closet SMP Server Overview

Server Name	The Janitor’s Closet SMP
Server Type	WorldBuilding/Geopolitical
Version	1.21
Features	Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, Roleplay plugins

Join our Discord here for more information and to connect with other players!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out a simple application after reading the rules to ensure you are a good fit for the server.
Are there special player-made events on the server?	Yes, players can create and participate in events such as diplomacy, war, and more!
What plugins are available on the server?	Plugins include Dynmap, RealisticSeasons, Imagemaps, CustomMusicDiscs, and others for quality of life and roleplay enhancements.
Is there a community Discord for the server?	Yes, join our Discord here to connect with other players and stay updated on server news.

Eternal Union Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6541
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Crops Grown:	3997
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Picture this: you log on, ready to build epic structures and mine for diamonds, but wait… there’s a twist! On this server, everyone is asexual! That’s right, no awkward sexual tension or drama here, just pure Minecraft fun! Join now and escape the awkward conversations about your lack of sex life, because on this server, nobody cares! Build, explore, and laugh your way through the ultimate asexual Minecraft experience!

Ripperoni Minecraft SMP Service

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7371
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	288
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23

Are you tired of being limited to just watching YouTube videos online? Do you want the freedom to save all your favorite content directly to your computer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and not only will you have access to an amazing community of players, but you’ll also have the opportunity to download all the YouTube videos and music you want directly to your computer. How is this possible, you ask? Well, our server is powered by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of extracting audio and video from YouTube with their magical powers.

So come join us and experience the thrill of downloading your favorite content while building epic structures and battling mobs in the world of Minecraft. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of something truly unique and absurdly hilarious!

NoCutQueue Minecraft Server

aita, assertive behavior, Assertiveness, Asshole, checkout line, Christmas spirit, Confrontation, Cut, ENTITLEMENT, Etiquette, grocery store, line, Manners, Minecraft, NoCutQueue, not letting, politeness, Queue, Respect, Server, shopping, WOMAN

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Animals Bred:	127
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Divine Spears Created:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we uphold the sacred law of grocery store etiquette! Join us if you’re tired of entitled players trying to cut the line and use “Christmas Spirit” as a weapon.

On our server, you’ll navigate through the virtual aisles with your trusty cart, ready to defend your spot in line against any sneaky players trying to edge their way in. Will you stand your ground like a true champion of grocery store justice, or will you succumb to the pressure and let them cut?

But beware, the stakes are high in this virtual grocery store showdown. Who knows what kind of crazy items players will be trying to check out with – from jello packs to enchanted diamond swords, anything goes in this epic battle of the checkout line!

So join us on our server and show the world that you have what it takes to be the ultimate grocery store warrior. And remember, on our server, the only line-cutting allowed is when you’re mining through the Nether!