Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

self improvement, BUILD, impact of past relationships, personal anecdotes, communication in relationships

🌟 Welcome to the most insanely awesome Minecraft server ever! 🌟

Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where cows rain down like diamonds and Creepers offer you beauty tips? Well, buckle up, because on our server, anything is possible! Here are some outrageous reasons to dive into this pixelated paradise:

Free Therapy From Your Ex: Join us to experience the world’s first Therapy Block! Rumor has it, if you build a replica of your ex’s face in dirt, the block will narrate their most embarrassing TED Talk about you. Get ready for some seriously cringeworthy insights and unexpected life lessons that may or may not include how they once tried to cook spaghetti with a blowtorch!
AI-Generated Creepers: Forget your average Creepers – here, they’re equipped with advanced AI that allows them to critique your building style! One moment you’re constructing a humble abode, and the next, you’re getting roasts that would make a stand-up comedian proud. “Why do you have 17 windows? Are you trying to be the Goldilocks of Minecraft aesthetics?!”
Portal to Your Wildest Dreams: Build just about anything in this server and stand a chance to be teleported directly into your greatest fantasy. Ever wanted to fight with pirate penguins in space while riding a flaming llama? We got you covered! What better way to distract yourself from reality than a pixelated realm filled with your weirdest daydreams?
The Great Witch’s Spell of Reluctant Love: Join us to experience the mysterious spell cast by the Great Witch of Blockshire! Seeking revenge on your ex? Build a shrine, and you’ll summon their ghostly avatar to help you build the ultimate “no hard feelings” monument that will play an endless loop of their most awkward moments on repeat.
Rage Quit Olympics: Test your skills in our exclusive minigame where you must dodge falling “Like” buttons from other players who’ve also been ghosted by their exes! The last one standing wins a trophy shaped like a heart, engraved with “I’m Over It!”
Enderman Karaoke Nights: Join us every Friday at the local Enderman hangout for an evening of karaoke. Belt out your ex’s favorite breakup songs while the Endermen awkwardly dance and question their life choices in the dark. Trust us; you haven’t truly lived until you’ve sung “Oops!… I Did It Again” to a crowd of confused Endermen!

So, if you’re looking for a server where quirky meets chaos, and your wildest Minecraft fantasies can become reality (or something way weirder), come and join us! You won’t just survive; you’ll thrive in this beautifully insane Minecraft universe. 🎉🥳

UkraineCraft – Aid for Pixels

Support, direct, MONEY, International, fundraising

Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can donate money directly to Ukraine by simply playing Minecraft! That’s right, every block you mine and every mob you defeat will go towards helping those in need in Ukraine.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat evil sheep overlords and save the Minecraft universe from certain doom.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a hero both in-game and in real life!

NoDateSMP – What made you give up on dating?

Disappointment, give, HEARTBREAK, love, trust issues

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the best server ever, dude. Like, we have this crazy story where we all had to fight off a horde of evil chickens that were trying to take over the server. And then there was this one time where we all had to build giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just to impress the mods. It was wild, man.

And the best part is, we have the most lit parties every Saturday night. We all gather around a virtual campfire and tell jokes and stories and stuff. It’s like, the best way to unwind after a long day of mining and building and stuff.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft SMP to join, you should totally come check us out. We’re always looking for new players to join in on the fun. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

Handcrafted Realms 1.20

LUCK, storm’s, torn, give, Realms

Join our Minecraft server and feel the adrenaline rush as you fight for survival with deadman’s guns! The seams are torn, just like your enemies will be after you’re done with them. Don’t let them take your will to live, take it back with epic battles and crazy adventures. Luck won’t save them tonight, but joining this server will save you from boredom. Get ready to face storms and pain like never before, all in the light of our insane Minecraft world. Join now and let the chaos begin!

No Bow Minecraft Server

make, CLOWNFISH, cause, Server, bow

Are you tired of being told what you can’t do on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can draw whatever you want! Want to draw a chicken riding a pig with a top hat? Go for it! Want to draw a giant banana fighting a zombie? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense).

Join our server for the most ridiculous and outrageous drawing requests you’ll ever see. No bows, no clownfish, no AI, just pure, unadulterated creativity. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a toddler making demands that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server!

I Give Up in Minecraft SMP

bow out, walk away, smp, call it quits, throw in the towel

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. And if you manage to defeat the dragon in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the moon and back!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

giver, Blessing, appreciation, Minecraft, Day

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

SalvageSMP – When to Give Up?

self-care, letting go, Breakups, HEARTBREAK, Trust

Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you crave the chaos and camaraderie of a bustling SMP server? Look no further than our server, where relationships are constantly on the brink of collapse and drama is always just around the corner!

Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and explosive arguments over who stole whose diamonds. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less therapy.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a heated argument over a virtual pet llama escalate into a full-blown war complete with TNT cannons and flying pigs? Only on our server, of course!

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your friendships and alliances. Join us today and see how long you can last before deciding to throw in the towel and go solo once again. Remember, in the world of Minecraft SMP, relationships are as fragile as a glass block in a creeper-infested forest.

GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

liberia, guessing contest, WIN, challenge, guess

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

Sox SMP – We’re only open 3 days a week to give the servers a much needed break!

redstoner, Needed, Community, Open, Week

Sox SMP Minecraft Server

Welcome to Sox SMP Minecraft Server!

Are you looking for an exciting Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Sox SMP is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and we’re ready to welcome new members to our thriving community. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, grinder, redstoner, or a natural leader, you’ll find your place in our server. We have a rich lore that adds depth to your adventures and keeps the gameplay fresh and engaging. Our Discord community is large and active, with 297 members and counting, making it easy to find friends and team up for projects or events. We use a few carefully selected plugins that keep the experience close to vanilla while adding just a touch of enhancement. To join, you must have the Simple Voice Chat mod installed, which brings a whole new level of interaction to our server. Come be a part of Sox SMP! Adventure awaits! Join our Discord for more info and to get started!

FAQs

Question	Answer
Can I join Sox SMP?	Yes, the server is open to new members every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Make sure to join our Discord for more information and to get started!
What kind of players will enjoy Sox SMP?	Players of all types, whether you enjoy building, PvP, grinding, redstone engineering, or leading are welcome on Sox SMP.
How many members are in the Discord community?	Our Discord community has 297 members and counting.
What plugins does Sox SMP use?	We use carefully selected plugins that enhance gameplay while keeping the server close to vanilla.
Do I need to install any mods to join Sox SMP?	Yes, you must have the Simple Voice Chat mod installed to join the server.