New Minecraft Servers
give Minecraft Servers

give

  • Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to the most insanely awesome Minecraft server ever! 🌟

    Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where cows rain down like diamonds and Creepers offer you beauty tips? Well, buckle up, because on our server, anything is possible! Here are some outrageous reasons to dive into this pixelated paradise:

    1. Free Therapy From Your Ex: Join us to experience the world’s first Therapy Block! Rumor has it, if you build a replica of your ex’s face in dirt, the block will narrate their most embarrassing TED Talk about you. Get ready for some seriously cringeworthy insights and unexpected life lessons that may or may not include how they once tried to cook spaghetti with a blowtorch!

    2. AI-Generated Creepers: Forget your average Creepers – here, they’re equipped with advanced AI that allows them to critique your building style! One moment you’re constructing a humble abode, and the next, you’re getting roasts that would make a stand-up comedian proud. “Why do you have 17 windows? Are you trying to be the Goldilocks of Minecraft aesthetics?!”

    3. Portal to Your Wildest Dreams: Build just about anything in this server and stand a chance to be teleported directly into your greatest fantasy. Ever wanted to fight with pirate penguins in space while riding a flaming llama? We got you covered! What better way to distract yourself from reality than a pixelated realm filled with your weirdest daydreams?

    4. The Great Witch’s Spell of Reluctant Love: Join us to experience the mysterious spell cast by the Great Witch of Blockshire! Seeking revenge on your ex? Build a shrine, and you’ll summon their ghostly avatar to help you build the ultimate “no hard feelings” monument that will play an endless loop of their most awkward moments on repeat.

    5. Rage Quit Olympics: Test your skills in our exclusive minigame where you must dodge falling “Like” buttons from other players who’ve also been ghosted by their exes! The last one standing wins a trophy shaped like a heart, engraved with “I’m Over It!”

    6. Enderman Karaoke Nights: Join us every Friday at the local Enderman hangout for an evening of karaoke. Belt out your ex’s favorite breakup songs while the Endermen awkwardly dance and question their life choices in the dark. Trust us; you haven’t truly lived until you’ve sung “Oops!… I Did It Again” to a crowd of confused Endermen!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where quirky meets chaos, and your wildest Minecraft fantasies can become reality (or something way weirder), come and join us! You won’t just survive; you’ll thrive in this beautifully insane Minecraft universe. 🎉🥳

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UkraineCraft – Aid for Pixels

    UkraineCraft – Aid for Pixels

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can donate money directly to Ukraine by simply playing Minecraft! That’s right, every block you mine and every mob you defeat will go towards helping those in need in Ukraine.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them and embark on epic quests to defeat evil sheep overlords and save the Minecraft universe from certain doom.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a hero both in-game and in real life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoDateSMP – What made you give up on dating?

    NoDateSMP – What made you give up on dating?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like, the best server ever, dude. Like, we have this crazy story where we all had to fight off a horde of evil chickens that were trying to take over the server. And then there was this one time where we all had to build giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just to impress the mods. It was wild, man.

    And the best part is, we have the most lit parties every Saturday night. We all gather around a virtual campfire and tell jokes and stories and stuff. It’s like, the best way to unwind after a long day of mining and building and stuff.

    So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally rad Minecraft SMP to join, you should totally come check us out. We’re always looking for new players to join in on the fun. Plus, we have free cake at spawn. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Handcrafted Realms 1.20

    Handcrafted Realms 1.20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and feel the adrenaline rush as you fight for survival with deadman’s guns! The seams are torn, just like your enemies will be after you’re done with them. Don’t let them take your will to live, take it back with epic battles and crazy adventures. Luck won’t save them tonight, but joining this server will save you from boredom. Get ready to face storms and pain like never before, all in the light of our insane Minecraft world. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • No Bow Minecraft Server

    No Bow Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being told what you can’t do on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can draw whatever you want! Want to draw a chicken riding a pig with a top hat? Go for it! Want to draw a giant banana fighting a zombie? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe some common sense).

    Join our server for the most ridiculous and outrageous drawing requests you’ll ever see. No bows, no clownfish, no AI, just pure, unadulterated creativity. And if you’re lucky, you might even witness a toddler making demands that will leave you scratching your head in confusion. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • I Give Up in Minecraft SMP

    I Give Up in Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. And if you manage to defeat the dragon in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the moon and back!

    So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

    Special Day Minecraft SMP Gift Giver

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for some crazy shenanigans!

    Join us and you’ll be blessed with special powers just by saying something in the chat. Want to fly like a bird or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just ask and you shall receive!

    But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to become a llama whisperer and gain their trust? Join us and uncover the mysteries of the llama world.

    So come on, don’t miss out on the fun and join our server today. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SalvageSMP – When to Give Up?

    SalvageSMP – When to Give Up?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you crave the chaos and camaraderie of a bustling SMP server? Look no further than our server, where relationships are constantly on the brink of collapse and drama is always just around the corner!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, backstabbing, and explosive arguments over who stole whose diamonds. Our community is like a dysfunctional family, but with more explosions and less therapy.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness a heated argument over a virtual pet llama escalate into a full-blown war complete with TNT cannons and flying pigs? Only on our server, of course!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your friendships and alliances. Join us today and see how long you can last before deciding to throw in the towel and go solo once again. Remember, in the world of Minecraft SMP, relationships are as fragile as a glass block in a creeper-infested forest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

    GuessMySMPNameAndIllGiveYou50Dollars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special guessing game where if you guess correctly, we’ll give you 50 Liberian dollars! That’s right, you could be rolling in the dough just by playing Minecraft.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed an army of chickens so powerful, they could take down the Ender Dragon with one peck. Join our server and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge the Chicken King for his throne (and his chicken army)!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Dance the night away with your fellow players and maybe even discover some hidden treasures while you’re at it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sox SMP – We’re only open 3 days a week to give the servers a much needed break!

    Sox SMP – We’re only open 3 days a week to give the servers a much needed break!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Sox SMP Minecraft Server

    Welcome to Sox SMP Minecraft Server!

    Are you looking for an exciting Minecraft SMP to join? Look no further! Sox SMP is open every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday, and we’re ready to welcome new members to our thriving community. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, grinder, redstoner, or a natural leader, you’ll find your place in our server. We have a rich lore that adds depth to your adventures and keeps the gameplay fresh and engaging. Our Discord community is large and active, with 297 members and counting, making it easy to find friends and team up for projects or events. We use a few carefully selected plugins that keep the experience close to vanilla while adding just a touch of enhancement. To join, you must have the Simple Voice Chat mod installed, which brings a whole new level of interaction to our server. Come be a part of Sox SMP! Adventure awaits! Join our Discord for more info and to get started!


    FAQs

    QuestionAnswer
    Can I join Sox SMP?Yes, the server is open to new members every Friday, Saturday, and Sunday. Make sure to join our Discord for more information and to get started!
    What kind of players will enjoy Sox SMP?Players of all types, whether you enjoy building, PvP, grinding, redstone engineering, or leading are welcome on Sox SMP.
    How many members are in the Discord community?Our Discord community has 297 members and counting.
    What plugins does Sox SMP use?We use carefully selected plugins that enhance gameplay while keeping the server close to vanilla.
    Do I need to install any mods to join Sox SMP?Yes, you must have the Simple Voice Chat mod installed to join the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDisasterLand

    CraftyDisasterLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old countries with nothing but dirt and grass? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the worst country you’ll ever visit! Why should you join? Because our country is so terrible, it’s actually amazing.

    Once you step foot in our server, you’ll be greeted by a horde of angry chickens who will attack you for no reason at all. But don’t worry, they drop diamonds when you defeat them!

    Our country is also home to the legendary “Creeper King,” a giant creeper who rules over the land with an iron fist (or should I say, TNT fist?). If you can defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited resources and eternal glory.

    But that’s not all! Our country is also plagued by a curse that turns all water into lava. Good luck trying to swim across that!

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will challenge you in ways you never thought possible, come join us in the worst country you’ll ever visit. Just be prepared to die. A lot.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DeathTrapCraft

    DeathTrapCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, u know how Africa is like a big ol’ continent with lotsa stuff happenin’? Well, in this one part called the ‘triangle of death’, there’s like, a bunch of kidnappings goin’ on. But like, don’t worry, cuz on our Minecraft server, there’s like, no kidnappings happenin’! It’s like, a safe haven for all you blocky adventurers out there.

    So, like, imagine this: you’re mining away, tryna find some diamonds, when suddenly, a wild creeper appears! But like, don’t fret, cuz on our server, you can like, tame the creepers and ride ’em around like a boss. It’s like, the ultimate power move.

    And like, if you’re into building stuff, we gotchu covered. You can like, build a giant roller coaster that goes through a volcano and ends in a pool of lava. It’s like, the most extreme ride ever, dude.

    So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a place to chill, build, and have a good time without worryin’ about kidnappings, then like, join our Minecraft server today! It’s like, the best decision you’ll ever make, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyColumbo

    CraftyColumbo

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that is so lit, it’s like the whole world is on fire? well, you gotta join this server, cuz it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! we got so many crazy things happening, you won’t even believe it!

    first off, our spawn point is a giant diamond castle with unicorns flying around and shooting rainbows out of their butts. it’s like a magical wonderland, but with more explosions! and speaking of explosions, we have this thing called the TNT Olympics, where you gotta run through a maze of TNT and try not to blow yourself up. it’s like the hunger games, but with more boom!

    oh, and did i mention we have a petting zoo filled with creepers and skeletons? yeah, you can totally pet them and they won’t explode in your face (most of the time). it’s like a zoo, but with more death!

    but the best part of our server is the secret underground disco party. you gotta find the hidden entrance and dance your heart out to some sick beats. it’s like clubbing, but with more pickaxes!

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). just remember, the entire premise of Columbo depended on suspects not lawyering up. wait, what does that even mean? just join the server already!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

    ImpulseCraft: Deontological Dilemmas

    New Minecraft Servers

    So like, this server is like totally perfect for all you crazies out there who wanna play Minecraft but also have a touch of psychopathy and impulsivity. We got all the deontological choices you could ever want, avoiding direct harm like it’s our job. Plus, we’re all about those high-emotion scenarios, so get ready to make some wild decisions that make absolutely no sense but are still super fun. Join us if you’re ready to embrace your inner crazy and have a blast in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

    Flare SMP: Where creepers are more well-mannered than the players!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server NameFlare Community & Flare SMP
    FoundedApril 14, 2023
    FounderAntimony_Sb
    FeaturesDynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    What is the primary language used in the server?

    The primary language used in the server is English, with server leadership and some players from Germany.

    What sets this server apart from Vanilla Minecraft?

    Some of the divergences from classic Vanilla gameplay include Dynmap, Bolt for protection, mcMMO with new skills, GSit for sitting, custom FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations, and more minor additions.

    Is there a summer event coming up?

    Yes, the summer event will start soon with great content and rewards for players.

    Is there a second server being developed?

    Yes, a second server named “Flare Adventures” is in development, offering a classic MMORPG player experience inspired by WoW, Elden Ring, and other major influences.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DollCraft Minecraft Server

    DollCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and you’ll be greeted by an elegant ancient German doll who plays the violin… and farts on stream! That’s right, you’ll never know when she’ll let one rip while serenading you with her beautiful music. It’s a truly unique experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come on down and join us for some laughs, some music, and some unexpected toots. Don’t miss out on the fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NashThreads Minecraft Server

    NashThreads Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the memes are dead, the threads are ignored, and the samefagging is off the charts! But don’t worry, because on our server, you won’t go viral, your meme growth will be non-existent, and you’ll waste all your time monitoring those boring Nash threads.

    Join us and experience the thrill of planning and manifesting your own demise, just like we do on a daily basis. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember that Bryan Danielson was once allegedly raped by a gay black man on our server. Now that’s some crazy Minecraft drama you won’t find anywhere else! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see just how wild things can get in the world of Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    CreeperCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and relive the day John Lennon was assassinated in a whole new way! Build a giant memorial statue of the Beatles legend, or reenact the tragic event with your friends in a hilarious role-playing scenario. Who knew grief could be so fun in block form? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience history in the most absurd way possible!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

    BaeCraft – Body Swap Edition

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever wondered what it would be like to swap bodies with your significant other and try to navigate their daily routine? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can experience a similar level of confusion and chaos as you try to “wing it” through a day in their virtual world!

    Join our server and see if you can survive a day in the shoes (or blocky feet) of your partner. From mining for diamonds to battling creepers, you’ll have to think fast and adapt to your new surroundings. Can you make it through without getting called out for being an imposter? Only time will tell!

    So come on, join us on our server and see if you have what it takes to survive a day in someone else’s blocky body. Who knows, you might even discover a new side of yourself in the process!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TipsyTeenHippocampus

    TipsyTeenHippocampus

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, like, there was this dude who joined our server and he was like, “Yo, I wanna build a giant hippocampus in Minecraft!” And we were all like, “Dude, that’s so random, but go for it!” And guess what? His hippocampus was so lit, it actually altered the structure of our whole server! It was like, whoa, mind blown!

    And get this, peeps! If you join our server, your hippocampus will grow bigger and bigger every time you take a sip of virtual alcohol! It’s like, science and stuff, bro! And don’t worry about cannabis, it won’t do anything to your hippocampus. So drink up and watch your memory and emotional regulation skills skyrocket!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s get our hippocampi on! It’s gonna be a wild ride, yo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP