| Players: |
107/700 |
Uptime: |
99% |
| Rating: |
4.4 / 5 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: |
0 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: |
7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: |
10 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: |
3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: |
3 |
Endless Mazes Solved: |
1 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: |
100 |
Teleportation Mishaps: |
1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: |
3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: |
7763 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: |
5 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: |
1 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: |
5 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: |
3 |
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Welcome to the most testosterone-fueled
Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We don’t mess around with those pesky females here – they’re basically the niggers of the gender, so we say screw ’em all! Only real men allowed, no cuntoids or troon degenerates in sight.
Join us for epic discussions on manly topics like gaming, weight lifting, fighter jets, sports, music, films, politics, and whatever else you can think of (as long as it’s not degenerate, of course). Need a place to vent about your hatred for women? Look no further, this is the place for you!
Still not convinced? Here are some FAQs to help you understand why this server is the ultimate man cave:
– What is this server all about?
It’s a place for men to chat about their lives and bond over their shared disdain for the opposite sex. Only men can be robots here, sorry ladies!
– Why aren’t you on Wizchan?
Because this is our turf, not yours. Plus, we don’t want to deal with your terminally online dyke mod team.
– I’m a femoid, can I join?
Nope, this server is strictly for the bros. Females need not apply.
– I’m a tranny, can I join?
Absolutely not. Go find a different server to haunt, we don’t want your kind here.
– What does “nona” mean?
Just some dumb term that the cuntoids made up to try and fit in where they clearly don’t belong.
So, if you’re ready to embrace your inner manliness and leave all that female nonsense behind, come join us on this epic Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a woman or a degenerate, in which case, you probably will). Let’s build, mine, and conquer – like real men do!
