#gitch Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyGeniusMC

Aptitude, cognitive abilities, cognitive bias, CraftyGeniusMC, critical thinking, Evidence, INTELLECT, intelligence, Logic, Perception, reasoning, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-assessment, self-confidence, self-evaluation, self-perception, Smart, validation

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5106
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Love Letters Sent:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re the smartest player in the room? Well, look no further because our server is where the real geniuses hang out!

Join us if you want to prove once and for all that you’re the smartest Minecraft player out there. We have mind-bending puzzles, tricky riddles, and even a secret underground laboratory where only the most intelligent players can unlock its mysteries.

Rumor has it that the server was created by a mad scientist who wanted to test the limits of human intelligence in the virtual world. Legend has it that only those who can solve the server’s most challenging puzzles will gain access to the scientist’s hidden treasure trove of diamonds and rare items.

So if you think you have what it takes to outsmart the competition and uncover the secrets of our server, then come on in and show us what you’re made of. But be warned, only the truly brilliant will survive in this world of wits and wisdom!

AncientCalendar Minecraft Server

000 years old, 12, Ancient, ancient technology, AncientCalendar, archaeology, astronomical, Astronomy, Calendar, Civilization, discovery, findings, History, Humanity, Minecraft, Monument, Neolithic, oldest, prehistoric, research, scientists, Server, stone age, timekeeping

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mines Excavated:	2956
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2

OMG u guys, dis server is like finding a 12,000 year old monument in Minecraft! It’s like, da oldest calendar in da whole universe, dude! Join dis server and u might just uncover ancient secrets and become da master of time and space! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow sheep that poop diamonds! It’s like a magical unicorn dream come true, bro! So come on, join us and let’s make history together in da craziest Minecraft server ever!

KurskCraft: Ukraine’s Land Grab

border disputes, Conflict, control, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european politics, geopolitical tensions, Grab, international relations, Kursk Oblast, KurskCraft, Land, Military, occupation, political news, putin, Russian official, Settlements, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial disputes, Ukraine, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukraines, world affairs

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	13

lol ukraine be like “we takin over Kursk Oblast, Putin u betta watch out” like damn they really out here flexin on russia. but like fr tho, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s as wild as ukraine’s power move, then come join us! we got 28 settlements of pure chaos and fun, just like ukraine takin over Kursk Oblast. u never know what’s gonna happen next, just like ukraine keepin russia on their toes. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz we’re takin over the minecraft world, one settlement at a time.

FoilCraft: Save It or Waste It

#sustainability, aluminum, budget-friendly, conservation, Cooking, eco-friendly, Environment, foil, FoilCraft, Household, kitchen, leftovers, preservation, recycling, Reduce, repurpose, Resources, reuse, Save, tin foil, Waste

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	8798
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

so, like, u know when u try to save the tin foil from ur burrito so u can use it later but then u never actually use it and it just sits there taking up space in ur drawer? well, that’s basically what this server is like. except instead of tin foil, it’s like, a bunch of cool stuff u can use to build epic stuff in minecraft.

u should totally join this server cuz we have, like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine them. and, like, the creepers are super friendly and give u hugs instead of blowing u up. also, the villagers are all secretly wizards who can teach u how to fly on a magic carpet.

oh, and did i mention that the sky is made of cotton candy and u can eat it whenever u want? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come join us on this totally not weird and definitely not made up minecraft server. u won’t regret it, i promise.

MemoryCraft: EnzymeElixir

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6023
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	96	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	127	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

hey u! yea u! do u want to join the most epic minecraft server ever?! well, let me tell u why u should join!

so, like, there’s this crazy enzyme that scientists found that helps update memories in ur brain. but get this, blocking the enzyme actually made mice remember better! like, mind blown, right?! imagine what it could do for ur minecraft skills!

join our server and u’ll be like a memory master, remembering all the secret crafting recipes and where u left ur diamonds. u’ll be unstoppable! plus, who knows what other crazy discoveries we’ll make on this server. maybe we’ll find a potion that turns u into a dragon or something. who knows, the possibilities are endless!

so, what r u waiting for?! come join our server and become a memory wizard in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it!

Samurai Craft

Active Staff, Adventure, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom, Friendly staff, Fun, Kits, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, online gaming, pay ranges, Protections, PvE, PvP, Rankup System, role playing, Samurai Craft, Survival, Tradeos Customs

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	6162
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Buildings Constructed:	22
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Hello! How are you? Do you want to play a well-configured Survival Custom server with your friends? SamuraiCraft is your best choice.

We have: » RankUP System » Crates » Pay Ranges » Protections » Tradeos Customs » Kits » Active and Friendly Staff » And more

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Robo’s Square World: Where time stands still and creepers are always on vacation

apply, bedrock, CREEPERS, discord chat, Discord link, hermitcraft, java, Language, Mob Heads, Online Map, Plugins, PvP, ROBÔS, smp, Square, stands, Survival, Time, vacation, Vanilla, world

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Spears Created:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	171
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9

Server Name:	Robo’s World
Server Type:	Semi-vanilla SMP
Map Reset:	Never
Supported Platforms:	Java and Bedrock

Overview:

Robo’s World is a small, whitelisted, community-driven server inspired by Hermitcraft. Players enjoy a survival mode experience without griefing, stealing, or hacking.

FAQ:

1. How do I join Robo’s World?

To join, visit our Discord server and apply for whitelist.

2. Is the map reset regularly?

No, the map on Robo’s World never resets, so your creations are safe.

3. Is crossplay enabled on the server?

Yes, players can join on both Java and Bedrock editions.

4. What are some key features of the server?

– Online Map to view the world – Chance of getting Mob Heads – Discord chat integration – Vanilla experience with no game-altering mods/plugins

5. What are the important rules on Robo’s World?

– No griefing, stealing, or hacking – No forced PVP – No offensive language

For more detailed rules, visit our Discord server.

IdolCraft Server – Join the Idol Army!

Army, Chikafuji Lisa, coni confetti, eien, Enya Ignis, fuyo cloverfield, Idol, idol company, idol corp, idol Friends, IdolCraft, idolEN, idolEN ENCORE, idolES, Join, juna unagi, kai saikota, Kattarina Qutie, Koa Akugaki, Lalabell Lullaby, Meica05, Nikki Rei, phase connect, PixelLink, poko rakun, prima, rin penrose, roca rourin, Ruby Runeheart, Server, Shabel Tonya, Taiga Toragami, tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, VSMP

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	8465
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Magic Items Found:	4101	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than this server! We’ve got a whole gang of virtual idols ready to rock your world! From Kattarina Qutie to Rin Penrose, these idols are here to sing, dance, and mine their way into your heart.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll get access to exclusive merch that will make your friends green with envy. Want to hang out with Roca Rourin or Poko Rakun? They’re here too, ready to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough, we’ve got Lalabell Lullaby and Taiga Toragami ready to take you on epic quests and adventures. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got these idols by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest, most idol-filled Minecraft experience you’ve ever had! Who knows, you might even become besties with Enya Ignis or Chikafuji Lisa. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP

Confidence, self appreciation, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-identity, self-importance, self-recognition, self-validation, Special, SpecialSnowflakeMinecraftSMP, UNIQUENESS

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your guide through the crazy world of our SMP. Oh, did we forget to mention that all llamas on our server can talk? Yeah, it’s a thing.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be rich in Minecraft? Just hang out with the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party that only happens on full moons. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman who just can’t resist a good beat.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world unlike any other. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into? Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL

age-restriction, Boyfriend, car shows, car sick, Disappointed, Disappointment, Gratitude, mixed feelings, MONEY, Planning, relationship, sad, SadBoyfriendSurpriseFAIL, sports car, supportive, Surprise, surprise date, thoughtful, thoughtful gesture, tourist locations, ungrateful

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3255
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ores Mined:	1518	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you more than a sports car rental? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate surprise adventure that will leave you feeling anything but car sick.

Our server is like a never-ending surprise date with your significant other, except instead of a sports car, you’ll be riding dragons through the skies. Imagine the thrill of exploring new worlds, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret quests that will challenge your Minecraft skills, special events that will keep you on your toes, and a community of players who are always up for a good laugh. Plus, our server is so full of surprises, you’ll never know what’s coming next.

So say goodbye to disappointing surprises and hello to the most outrageous Minecraft adventure of your life. Join our server today and get ready for a ride that’s more exciting than a sports car rental gone wrong.