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Baby Babble Land

Activity, Babble, baby, Cognitive, Communication, correlation, Development, early childhood, growth, heart rate, infant development, INFANTS, Influences, Land, Language, motor skills, physiological, research, speaking, speech development, study, vocalization

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5639
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	6

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where your heart rate activity influences when infants speak! Like, imagine mining some diamonds and suddenly a baby starts babbling in the chat because your heart rate went up! It’s like a whole new level of immersion, man. Plus, rumor has it that if you reach a certain heart rate, the babies start rapping. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LampLifesteal

1.8.9, Adventure, auction house, Bounties, Community, Cracked, Creative, Discord, eaglercraft, Economy, Events, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Shop, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8358
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

LampLifesteal is a 1.8.9 server that add the twist of when you kill someone you gain a heart, and they lose a heart.

This version has Java, Cracked, and Eaglercraft support so ANYONE can join regardless if they own a copy of Minecraft or not.

The server has a great community and lots of features like an auction house, economy, shop, bounties, and much more.

mc.lamplifesteal.xyz

Mystic Sky Realms 1.21.1

1.21.1, ANONYMOUS, CASE, Cipher, Code, crime, detective, Enigma, investigation, Mystery, mystic, No. 698170229, puzzle, query, question.., Realms, Riddle, secret, SKY, Thriller, unidentified, unknown, unsolved

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6097
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Yo, so like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can ride on flying pigs and shoot rainbows out of your butt!

Join this server if you wanna experience the ultimate chaos and madness in the Minecraft universe.

We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

And get this, our PvP arena is a giant bowl of spaghetti where you fight to the death with meatballs as weapons.

Don’t miss out on the chance to explore a world where everything is upside down and pigs can talk.

Join now if you want to enter a dimension where reality is just a suggestion and insanity is the norm.

Hygiene Queen Minecraft SMP

feminine care, feminine hygiene, feminine hygiene awareness, feminine hygiene education, feminine hygiene products, feminine hygiene routine, feminine odor, feminine products, feminine scent, feminine wash, feminine wellness, hygiene, hygiene practices, hygiene tips, intimate care, Minecraft, personal hygiene, Proper hygiene, Queen, smp, vaginal health, vaginal odor, Women’s Health, women’s hygiene

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of wandering around a world filled with stinky vaginas? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us on a wild adventure where we fight against the Cunt Crisis and rid the land of foul odors.

Embark on quests to find the legendary Soap of Purity, battle against evil mobs who reek of fishy smells, and learn the ancient art of Vaginal Hygiene from our wise elders. Together, we can cleanse the world of smelly vaginas and restore peace and harmony to our beloved server.

So come on, don’t let your love life be ruined by stinky genitals any longer! Join our Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the epic quest to save the world from the horrors of vaginal odor. Trust us, it’s going to be a wild ride!

HouseParty Minecraft Server

Affair, Airbnb, apartment search, Blame, co parenting, Communication, commuting, custody, DAUGHTER, Divorce, emotional manipulation, family, Flat, Guilt, houseparty, Marriage, Minecraft, moving out, parenting, relationship, selfish behavior, separation, Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	189
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	New Chunks Explored:	687069
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5983
Crops Grown:	8139	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

So, you’re looking for a new place to escape the drama and chaos of real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind, like that time my wife ran off to an Airbnb and demanded a divorce because I wouldn’t move out of the house fast enough for her liking. Who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building epic castles and battling creepers instead?

Forget about commuting drama and guilt trips, on our server, the only thing you’ll be commuting to is the nearest village to trade with villagers for rare items. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about someone stealing your diamonds or griefing your builds.

So come join us on our server and leave all your real-life troubles at the door. Who needs a wife when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

ResearchRookie

Communication, Conflict, Curiosity, disagreement, education, growth, Improvement, knowledge, learning, Marriage, misunderstanding, Open-mindedness, relationship, research, ResearchRookie, Respect, self improvement, Trust, trust issues, Understanding, validation

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	702
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can expand your knowledge base without getting in trouble with your wife? Look no further! Join our server where questioning everything is not only allowed, but encouraged!

We have a community of players who love to fact-check and research everything, from the best mining techniques to the history of creepers. Our server is the perfect place to satisfy your curiosity and learn new things, all while dodging the wrath of your significant other.

So come join us and never feel guilty about googling again! Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your wife forget all about your research habits.

AquaAlchemy Minecraft SMP

Ability, AquaAlchemy, Choice, decision, desire, dream, drink, FANTASY, fantasy drink, imagination, Magic, magical drink, Minecraft, option, power, Preference, selection, smp, Supernatural, transformation, Water, wish drink, wish fulfillment

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	4974
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	20	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because like, you can turn water into ANY drink you want! Like, imagine just sippin’ on a potion of swiftness or a milkshake whenever you want. It’s like magic, but in Minecraft!

And get this, there’s a secret underground base where all the legendary players hang out. They have a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds and they ride around on flying pigs. It’s like a dream come true, but in blocky form.

Plus, there’s a rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a friendly Enderman. I heard someone wished for a house made entirely of cake and it actually came true!

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the possibilities are endless and the laughs never stop. Just remember, always bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden carrots for good luck. Let’s do this, gamers! 🤪🎮🐷🔥

BlockBinge

addiction, addictive behavior, addictive habits, addictive patterns, addictive personality, addictive tendencies, Behavior, BlockBinge, compulsion, cravings, dependence, fixations, guilty pleasures, habits, impulse control, indulgence, Obsession, substance abuse, vices

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Magic Items Found:	8223
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Are you addicted to building pixelated masterpieces? Do you find yourself dreaming in blocks and creepers? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret potion that will make your builds 10 times more epic and your diamonds sparkle like disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, challenging players to epic build battles. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the addiction begin!

PutinAndHangs Minecraft Server

activism, authoritarianism, Censorship, civil liberties, Duma speaker, free speech, government oppression, hanged, HUMAN RIGHTS, Imprisonment, injustice, jailed, Legal System, man, Minecraft, Political Criticism, political dissent, protest, putin, PutinAndHangs, russia, Russian, Server

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	707
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	7157	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

so, u wanna join dis minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even a russian man got jailed for talkin bout it! he said da duma speaker should be ‘hanged right after putin’ cuz dis server is so dope, it got dem politicians shakin in their boots! join now and u might end up in jail too for bein too obsessed with dis epic minecraft world. trust me, it’s worth it. #minecraftgoals #russianscandal

GreenlandCraft: Trump’s Shopping Spree!

Arctic, buy Greenland, Canada, controversial proposal., denmark, diplomatic relations, economic opportunity, foreign policy, Greenland, GreenlandCraft, international relations, Investment, Négotiation, North America, panama canal, Politics, shopping, spree, strategic interests, territorial acquisition, territorial expansion, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	2822
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

LOL THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIKE TRUMP TRYNA BUY GREENLAND BUT INSTEAD WE GONNA BUY CANADA AND THE PANAMA CANAL HAHAHA. JOIN US IF U WANNA BE PART OF THE CRAZIEST LAND DEALS IN MINECRAFT HISTORY. BUILD YOUR OWN WALLS AND MAKE DEALS WITH OTHER PLAYERS TO TAKE OVER THE WHOLE MAP. WHO NEEDS GREENLAND WHEN U CAN HAVE CANADA, AMIRITE? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!