GIT – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

DadCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

Boundaries, child care, Communication, DadCraft, day care, family dynamics, Fatherhood, Frustration, GIT, gtfo, GUD, husband, in-laws, maternity leave, Motherhood, new parents, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, Son, staycation, support system, trial run, work-life balance, working mom

Are you tired of your husband not being able to handle the baby for more than an hour without passing him off to you? Do you want to see if he can survive a full day of baby duty without calling for reinforcements? Join our Minecraft server and take a break from real-life parenting drama!

On our server, you can leave your husband and son behind and focus on building the most epic virtual world. No need to worry about your husband’s inability to calm a crying baby or his reliance on his mom for help. Let him fend for himself while you conquer the virtual realm!

Join now and escape the real-life frustrations of parenting. Who knows, maybe after a day on our server, your husband will finally step up and prove he can handle the baby on his own. Or maybe he’ll just call for his mom in the virtual world too. Either way, it’s bound to be entertaining!

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HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

advice, blunt advice, brutal truths, brutally honest, candid advice, cold hard facts, direct advice, Fun, GIT, GUD, hard truths, harsh realities, honest feedback, HonestCraft, life lessons, no BS advice, no nonsense advice, no sugarcoating, reality check, smp, straightforward advice, tough advice, tough love, tough love advice, unfiltered advice

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

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git -am "some fixes"… Minecraft SMP

bug fixes, changes, code changes, code management, code updates, coding, coding practices, Commit, development tools, Fixes, fixesquot.., GIT, Minecraft, programming, Programming Languages, quotsome, Repository, smp, Software Development, software engineering, source control, Updates, Version Control, VERSIONING

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but fish and carrots. Watch as our resident llama tamer tries to wrangle his herd of llamas into a dance routine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the enchanted chicken armor that makes you invincible in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

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MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

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BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

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Git Gud Craft: Where Even the Cpu Can’t Beat You!

adaptation, beat, Competition, CPU, Craft, difficulty levels, fighting games, Frustration, Gaming, GIT, GUD, improvement journey, learning curve, movement, multiplayer, Opponents, Players, Practice, Reflexes, skill improvement, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Training, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll become a fighting game master in no time! Are you tired of getting destroyed by other players and feeling like you can’t even move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have special training grounds where you can practice your skills against the toughest opponents.

Join us and learn the ancient art of Minecraft PvP from our legendary fighting game masters. They will teach you secret techniques passed down through generations, such as the elusive Creeper Combo and the devastating Enderman Evasion.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a one-on-one duel or compete in bed wars against other players. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even take on the Wither Boss for a chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate fighting game champion in Minecraft history!

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Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

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Crafty AF: ‘how do i git gud?’

achievement, battle, challenge, comparison, Competition, Conquer, Crafty, Defeat, determination, GIT, GUD, Overcome, Performance, perseverance, rival, Rivalry, strategy, Struggle, success, Tactics, triumph, Victory

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are always dancing and the zombies have impeccable fashion sense! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?

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Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

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ShyBedExplorer Minecraft SMP

adventurous sex, bedroom fantasies, communication in relationships, experimenting in bed, exploring desires, exploring kinks, Intimacy, Minecraft, open communication, overcoming shyness, sexual boundaries, sexual confidence, sexual experimentation, sexual exploration, sexual fantasies, sexual openness, sexual satisfaction, ShyBedExplorer, smp, spicing up sex life, stepping out of comfort zone, taboo desires, trying new things

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! We have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. And get this, every time you mine a block, a dancing llama pops out and gives you a high five! It’s like a party in your computer screen, bro.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with talking chickens who challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot. And if you find the mystical bedrock bed, you can sleep for 10 seconds and wake up with super powers like the ability to shoot fireballs out of your butt. It’s wild, man.

So come join us on this epic adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Let your inner derp shine and embrace the chaos of our wacky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamasRule #ButtFireballs.

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VoidCraftProhibited

legal boundaries, legal guidelines, legal limitations, legal requirements, legal restrictions, local laws, local regulations, prohibited activities, prohibited areas, prohibited jurisdictions, prohibited locations, prohibited territories, prohibited zones, restricted access, restricted regions, restricted territories, restricted zones, Void where prohibited, VoidCraftProhibited

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow all the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the definition of “Void where prohibited.” We don’t care about rules, we only care about having a good time!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building in forbidden areas, like on top of the Ender Dragon’s head or inside a lava pit. Don’t worry about getting banned, because on our server, anything goes!

We have insane events like “TNT Skydiving” where you jump out of a plane with nothing but a stack of TNT and try to land on a target without blowing yourself up. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity, join us at “Void where prohibited.” Just make sure you have a good lawyer on speed dial.

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CraftyWagnerTerror

Africa, campaign of terror, Central African Republic, Conflict, CraftyWagnerTerror, findings, human rights abuses, instability, international relations, Mercenaries, military intervention, Political unrest, rebel groups, rfe rl, Russian influence, security forces, successors, violence, wagner, War Crimes

Come join our epic Minecraft server where Wagner’s successors are waging a campaign of terror in the Central African Republic! But don’t worry, we’ve got diamond armor and enchanted weapons to fight them off. Plus, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle giant mutant chickens for epic loot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else. Join now and be a part of the wildest adventure in Minecraft history!

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Rosalia

Adventurer, approval process, character creation, Donations, Empire, Fairness, Farmer, Forbidden Lands, Guidelines, high fantasy, Historian, Lore, Moderators, reviewers, Rogue, Roleplaying, rosalia, rules, scattered peoples, smp, staff events, subscriptions, Unbiased, Updates

Rosalia Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Staff Team	Experienced moderators and admins with over 20+ years of collective experience.
Approval Process	Simple character submission process for whitelist approval.
Updating & Expanding	Constantly improving lore and gameplay components with frequent staff-run events.
Unbiased	No unfair advantages, donations, or subscriptions required. Objective staff decisions.
Lore	Explore the lands of Rosalia, discover secrets, and rebuild the once glorious empire.

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Submit your character for approval and once verified, you can start playing!

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement?

A: Yes, the server is for ages 16 and above.

Q: How often are lore events held?

A: Staff-run lore events are frequent to keep the world’s story moving forward.

Q: Are donations or subscriptions required?

A: No, there is no monetary requirement to play on the server.

Q: What kind of characters can I play as in the lore?

A: You can be an adventurer, rogue, historian, farmer, or any other role you choose!

Plastic Goystraw Fertility 1.20.1

#sustainability, 1.20.1, drinking straws, eco-friendly, environmental activism, environmental impact, environmentalism, fertility, Goystraw, harmful chemicals, health, infertility, liberal agenda, Liberals, Plastic, plastic pollution, plastic waste, reproductive health, reproductive rights, reusable straws, single-use plastic, toxic materials

Yo, bro, lemme tell you ’bout this cray cray Minecraft server, like, you won’t even believe it, man. So, like, first of all, they got this plastic goystraw that, get this, makes you infertile! Yeah, dude, like, you’ll be sippin’ on that goystraw and BAM, no more babies for you, but hey, at least you’ll own them liberals, amirite?

And, like, that’s just the tip of the iceberg, my dude. This server is like a whole other dimension, man. You’ll be mining for diamonds one minute, and the next minute you’ll be riding a rainbow llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. It’s wild, bro, like, you won’t even know what hit you.

So, like, if you’re lookin’ for a Minecraft server that’s gonna make you question reality and make you regret reading, then this is the place for you, my dude. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

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GodlyGaffe Minecraft Server

GodlyGaffe, insulting god, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, LGBTQ activism, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ community support, LGBTQ discrimination, LGBTQ empowerment, LGBTQ equality, LGBTQ inclusion, LGBTQ pride, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ solidarity, LGBTQ support, LGBTQ+ advocate, LGBTQ+ ally, LGBTQ+ issues, Minecraft, Server

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans that you won’t find anywhere else. We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event where players can ride on the backs of Ender Dragons while juggling TNT blocks. It’s a blast, literally!

So why wait? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even encounter a rainbow unicorn riding a llama while playing a harmonica. The possibilities are endless!

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BlockyBroGetaway

BlockyBroGetaway, Bonding, Communication, compromise, exclusion, Fairness, family dynamics, family trip, family vacation, father daughter, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, inclusion, parenting, quality time, relationships, sibling bond, single mom, sister-in-law, Tomboy, Understanding

Are you tired of being excluded from the guys’ trip on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because on our server, EVERYONE is invited! We don’t believe in leaving anyone out, whether they’re a tomboy like Kelsey or a baking enthusiast like her mom.

Join us for epic adventures where family bonding is a top priority. No need to worry about being left behind while the guys go fishing or watch sports – on our server, everyone gets to join in on the fun!

Don’t let petty arguments ruin your gaming experience. Come join us and be a part of a supportive and inclusive community where everyone is welcome. Who needs a guys’ trip when you can have a family adventure right here? Join now and let the fun begin!

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TimeTraveler SMP – RightPersonWrongTime

destiny, fate, HEARTBREAK, love, love and destiny, love and fate, love and timing, love found, Love Lost, love quotes, love timing, missed connections, missed opportunities, relationships, right person, RightPersonWrongTime, second chances, smp, soulmates, TimeTraveler, Timing, timing is everything, wrong time

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the perfect mix of chaos and fun, ya know? Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and we had to fight them off with nothing but carrots. It was insane, bro. And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds, but you gotta solve riddles to find it. It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft. So, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and making new friends, you gotta join this server, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on the server. How wild is that, bro? So, like, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together, dude!

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Block Buddies United

beloved relationships, best friends, BLOCK, Buddies, cherished relationships, close-knit friendships, closest relationships, deep connections, deep friendships., emotional connections, family bonds, inseparable bonds, Intimate relationships, kindred spirits, loyal companions, Meaningful connections, personal connections, soulmates, Strong Bonds, tight-knit relationships, Trusted confidants, unbreakable ties, United

Are you tired of mining alone in the dark, only accompanied by the sound of creepy cave noises? Join our Minecraft server and make friends with the creepers instead! Who needs real-life friends when you can have a squad of explosive buddies following you around everywhere?

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We throw the most epic block parties in the Nether, complete with lava fountains and zombie pigmen DJs. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to.

So ditch your boring old single-player world and come join the chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become besties with a skeleton or two!

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CraftyMetalTariffs

aluminum, Canada, CraftyMetalTariffs, Decision making, economic impact, Economy, global market, Imports, international trade, Manufacturing, metal industry, North America, policy, Political, Promises, protectionism, Steel, Tariffs, Trade, trump, united states

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more tariffs than trump on steel and aluminum imports, even from canada! why? because our server is so lit, it needs extra protection from foreign materials trying to steal our diamonds and gold! plus, our villagers are so shady, they need to be kept in check with some heavy taxes. join now and see if you can survive the chaos of our economy gone wild! #minecraft #tariffs #trumpwho

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