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HonestCraft SMP: Git Gud & Have Fun

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4239
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Yo, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, bro. It’s like, the craziest place ever, full of unicorns and rainbows and stuff. Like, if you don’t join, you’re missing out on all the diamond armor and enchanted swords. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot, but shh, don’t tell anyone. Oh, and did I mention the flying pigs that roam the skies? Yeah, they’re totally a thing here. So come join us and let’s conquer this crazy world together! #MinecraftMadness #PiggyPower

git -am "some fixes"… Minecraft SMP

bug fixes, changes, code changes, code management, code updates, coding, coding practices, Commit, development tools, Fixes, fixesquot.., GIT, Minecraft, programming, Programming Languages, quotsome, Repository, smp, Software Development, software engineering, source control, Updates, Version Control, VERSIONING

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9365
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Animals Bred:	56	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is where the real party is at!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but fish and carrots. Watch as our resident llama tamer tries to wrangle his herd of llamas into a dance routine. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco club where the creepers go to let loose and show off their killer dance moves.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his kingdom of clucking subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken nugget eating contest, you’ll be granted access to the enchanted chicken armor that makes you invincible in battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

MomCraft: Git Gud or GTFO

asking questions, catching up on notes, condescending attitude, distraction in class, Exam, Full time work, getting life together, GIT, gtfo, GUD, late to class, making an effort, MomCraft, Mother, night shifts, PhD program, Professor, sitting next to me, snapping, struggling student, successful student, sympathetic, working mom

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Alien Abductions:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being late is not an option! Are you tired of players showing up late to important events and expecting you to catch them up on everything? Well, on our server, we have a strict policy against tardiness.

Join us and experience the thrill of being on time for every epic battle and quest. No more distractions or excuses, just pure gaming fun! And don’t worry, we have a special “Mom Mode” for those who claim being a parent is an excuse for being late.

So come on, join us and show Gabby from our PhD program how it’s done. Let’s see if she can keep up with the pace of our Minecraft adventures! Remember, on our server, punctuality is key to success. See you there!

BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

acting poor, aita, baby expenses, baby formula, BabyCraft, DAUGHTER, diapers, expensive, financial issues, financial ruin, GIT, Grandchild, GUD, Handouts, Jerk, luxury, modest income, new baby, not giving help, shitty grandparent, Starbucks, Struggling, third car, upper middle-class

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7304
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

Git Gud Craft: Where Even the Cpu Can’t Beat You!

adaptation, beat, Competition, CPU, Craft, difficulty levels, fighting games, Frustration, Gaming, GIT, GUD, improvement journey, learning curve, movement, multiplayer, Opponents, Players, Practice, Reflexes, skill improvement, strategy, Techniques, Tips, Training, video games

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1791
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll become a fighting game master in no time! Are you tired of getting destroyed by other players and feeling like you can’t even move? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have special training grounds where you can practice your skills against the toughest opponents.

Join us and learn the ancient art of Minecraft PvP from our legendary fighting game masters. They will teach you secret techniques passed down through generations, such as the elusive Creeper Combo and the devastating Enderman Evasion.

But that’s not all! We also have special events where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a one-on-one duel or compete in bed wars against other players. And if you’re feeling really brave, you can even take on the Wither Boss for a chance to win rare loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the ultimate fighting game champion in Minecraft history!

Git Gud Craft

Commitment, courage, Craft, disappear, drowning in misery, emotional struggles, forgiveness, get better, GIT, GUD, hurt, Issues, love, loved ones, not give up, Pain, relationships, self improvement, selfish, Selfishness, try harder, UNFAIR, Wait For Me

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1635
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Enchantments Applied:	271
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Animals Bred:	142
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you LOL like never before? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our LOL-tastic community will make you feel like you’re part of a wacky sitcom where anything can happen.

But beware, our server is so funny that you might just drown in laughter! Don’t worry though, we have lifeguards on duty to save you from the sea of jokes and puns.

So come on, join us and experience the ROFLcopter ride of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Git Gud or Go Home

achievement, challenge, Commitment, Conquer, Dedication, determination, dontstop, finishline, Game, Gaming, GIT, GUD, home, keepgoing, Levelup, motivation, nevergiveup, Overcome, perseverance, progress, success, Victory, winning

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7097
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
New Chunks Explored:	952021	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ores Mined:	4855

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

Crafty AF: ‘how do i git gud?’

achievement, battle, challenge, comparison, Competition, Conquer, Crafty, Defeat, determination, GIT, GUD, Overcome, Performance, perseverance, rival, Rivalry, strategy, Struggle, success, Tactics, triumph, Victory

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7420
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Magic Items Found:	5803	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Void Armor Forged:	17
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are always dancing and the zombies have impeccable fashion sense! Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and diamonds rain from the sky (watch out below!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who run a black market for rare items. Don’t worry, they only spit at you if you try to haggle too much.

So come join us on our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have llama black markets and flying pigs?

Git Gud Crafters: Where ‘You didn’t beat the game’ is a daily reminder!

achievement, beat, challenge, Crafters, Daily, Defeat, determination, Didnt, Failure, Game, game over, GIT, growth, GUD, Improvement, keep going, keep trying, motivation, never give up, perseverance, progress, reminder, resilience, setback, success, try again, Victory

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	362
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3074	Elemental Crystals Collected:	100
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of all those boring Minecraft servers where everyone thinks they’re a pro because they’ve “beaten the game”? Well, guess what? You didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined our server!

On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.

But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!

Git Gud & Get Rich Minecraft Server

depression, emotional detachment, emotional well being, GIT, GUD, Loneliness, mental health, Minecraft, neediness, personal growth, relationships, Rich, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reliance, self-acceptance, self-care, self-control, self-fulfillment, Server, Weakness

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	4868
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Are you tired of feeling the pressure to be in a relationship? Do you just want to focus on yourself and your own pleasure? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and let go of all those pesky romantic feelings.

On our server, you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about anyone else. Need to release some stress? Just mine some diamonds and let it all out. No need for a girlfriend when you’ve got all the resources you need right at your fingertips.

So come on, join us and say goodbye to those pesky romantic feelings. Who needs love when you’ve got Minecraft?

DinoCraft: T-Rex Tuesdays 4:52pm

452pm, ancient creature, ancient life form, ancient reptile, ancient world, cretaceous period, DinoCraft, Dinosaur, dinosaur activity, dinosaur behavior, extinct species, Fossil discovery, History, July 13th, Jurassic era, natural history, Paleontology, prehistoric creature, random tuesday, time period, TRex, Tuesdays, wildlife

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	9721
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Dimension Hops:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	6607
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27

so this dinosaur was like, yo i need some pals to play minecraft with, so it decided to create the most epic server ever. this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in a volcano.

we got flying pigs, talking cows, and dancing zombies. you can ride a unicorn into battle or challenge a dragon to a dance-off.

join our server and become a part of the craziest adventure you’ve ever experienced. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited pizza and ice cream for all players.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s make some epic memories together. dinosaurs welcome.

Starlight SMP: Where even the creepers respect the towny rules! 🌟🎮 #HermitCraftWho? 🌎🛠️

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cracked, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Discord, Dynmap, Economy, hermitcraft, HermitCraftWho, java, Minecraft, Origins, PvP, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Staff, Starlight, Towny, Updates, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Votes:	1337	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Starlight SMP Overview

Key Features
Origins: Choose from unique origins with abilities and challenges.
Towny: Build and manage your own town, form alliances.
Toggleable PvP: Switch between peaceful building and battles.
Economy: Earn, trade, and grow wealth with balanced system.
Frequent Updates: Dedicated team adds new content regularly.

Why Choose Starlight SMP?

Active Staff: Friendly and experienced staff always available.
Inviting Community: Join welcoming players who love Minecraft.
Cross-Platform: Available on Bedrock, Java, and Cracked versions.

Join today and be a part of something special!

Server Details

IP	starlight.mcserv.fun (Port – 25565)
Discord	https://discord.gg/KaMN8bXThR
Website	https://starlightsmp.store.playerlands.com
Bluemap	http://152.228.159.209:25531/#world:-440:0:-1201:1500:0:0:0:0:perspective

FAQ

Q: Can I join with a cracked version of Minecraft?

A: Yes, our server is available on Cracked versions as well.

Q: How do I get started with Origins?

A: When you join the server, you can choose from a variety of unique Origins to start your gameplay experience.

Q: Are there any rules for building towns?

A: While there are no strict rules, we encourage players to collaborate, form alliances, and create thriving communities in Towny.

Q: Is PvP mandatory on the server?

A: No, PvP is toggleable, so you can choose whether to engage in battles or focus on peaceful building.

CraftyCreators Minecraft Server

agdg, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyCreators, Demo Days, Edition, helpful links, itch.io, long tail tags, marmoreal, Minecraft, new threads, obsproject, Resources, Server, Steam, steam games, webm, webmcam, WebMConverter

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	8088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	175
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Zombie Dances:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on our server where after 100 years of development, we have finally released the most epic edition of Minecraft ever! We have added flying pigs, rainbow unicorns, and even a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that you can actually taste the virtual food in the game. That’s right, take a bite out of that virtual cake and experience the deliciousness for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that we have a secret underground city where all the villagers throw epic parties every night? Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

PixelPerfectHeroes Minecraft SMP

attractive actresses, beauty standards, body movements, character design, cultural influences, deformed, digital animation, Diversity, facial expressions, gaming industry, gender disparity, gender representation, Minecraft, mocapping actors, motion capture, performance capture, PixelPerfectHeroes, Realism, smp, Video game characters, vidya heroes, visual effects, western games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Star Shards Collected:	161	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Are you tired of seeing your favorite video game heroes looking flawless while the actresses end up looking like they got hit by the ugly stick? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we mocap our players to ensure they look just as ridiculous as their in-game characters! Join us for a chance to see your friends transformed into pixelated monstrosities that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs Hollywood when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever need? Join now and become a part of our wacky world where anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason!

HouseRulesCraft

Babysitting, City Living, Communication, Expectations, family, family dynamics, family emergency, financial struggles, guest bedroom, help around the house, housemate, HouseRulesCraft, Inheritance, living arrangements, misunderstandings, new job, rent free, second opinion, sisterly advice, Tension, wfh

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6724
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9481	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a world where building blocks and pixelated adventures await.

Just like the OP, you too can inherit a virtual house and invite your half-sister to live with you. Will she help out around the house or will she cause chaos and tension in your virtual home? The choice is yours!

Experience the thrill of asking your virtual sister to pick up your virtual kids from school, only to be met with resistance and drama. Will you be able to navigate the tricky waters of family relationships in our Minecraft server?

Join now for a chance to live out outrageous scenarios and create insane stories with your fellow players. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you in our virtual world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

DoggoCraft SMP

Adventure, Alternate Reality, animal, Anthropomorphic, canine, Curiosity, dog, DoggoCraft, dream, Exploration, FANTASY, identity crisis, imagination, Journey, new experience, perspective shift, role reversal, Self Discovery, smp, surreal, transformation, waking up

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4191
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where you can live out your wildest dreams of being a dog! That’s right, you wake up in the game as a fluffy canine ready to explore, dig holes, and chase your tail all day long. But beware, there are evil cats roaming the server looking to turn you into a chew toy!

Join our server for the chance to participate in epic doggy battles, where you can team up with other players to take down the dreaded Cat King and his army of feline minions. Don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of bones and squeaky toys to help you along the way.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a Doggy Spa where you can pamper yourself with luxurious baths and grooming sessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on quests to find the legendary Golden Fire Hydrant, rumored to grant wishes to any dog who finds it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the ruff life like never before!

BlockyBlastFromThePast

adult content, BlockyBlastFromThePast, controversial, explicit, Forbidden, Forgotten, History, Indecent, lewd, Mature, NSFW, off limits, Provocative, racy, RISQUE, salacious., scandalous, Steamy, taboo, titillating, x rated

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	292
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more scandalous than a history book written by a drama llama? Look no further, because our server is so NSFW, even the Endermen blush! Join us for a wild ride through history that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the past. From scandalous love triangles between villagers to secret underground dungeons filled with forbidden treasures, this server has it all. So come on, join us and uncover the NSFW piece of history that everyone has forgotten about!

UkraineCraft: SatelliteWars

Aerial Reconnaissance, aggression, Attacks, border, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Evidence, Expanding, international relations, Invasion, Military, Monitoring, russia, satellite images, SatelliteWars, SECURITY, Surveillance, Territory, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Alien Abductions:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6112

so, liek, u know how ukraine and russia are always fightin n stuff? well, guess what? u can be part of the action on this cray cray minecraft server!

we got satellite images showin ukraine’s attacks inside russia, like, whoa dude. u can join a side and help them take over the world or somethin. it’s like world war 3 but in minecraft!

come join us for some epic battles, crazy alliances, and maybe even some secret spy missions. u never know what’s gonna happen next on this server. so grab ur pickaxe and get ready for some intense minecraft action!

CapeCraft: Speedy Heroes

action, Adventure, artists, CapeCraft, Capes, Characters, comic books, costume design, creativity, dynamic art, FANTASY, flying, Graphic design, Heroes, illustration, imagination, Motion, movement, SPEED, Speedy, Superheroes, SUPERPOWER, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	187	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a comic book come to life, but wit blocks and stuff. We got so much speed on dis server, it’s like we all wearin’ capes and flyin’ around like superheroes.

U wanna feel like The Flash or Superman? Join dis server and zoom around like there’s no tomorrow. Our players are so fast, they make Usain Bolt look like a snail on a slow day.

So come on, join us and experience the thrill of speed like never before. Who needs capes when you got a Minecraft server that’ll make you feel like you’re breakin’ the sound barrier every time you take a step? Let’s go, speedsters!

CO2CraftyTrees

atmospheric levels, carbon dioxide, carbon sequestration, climate change, Co2, CO2CraftyTrees, ecological balance, ecological response, elevated CO2 levels, environmental impact, forestry management, global warming, greenhouse gas, mature woodland, Older trees, plant physiology, scientific research, sustainable practices, tree growth, tree health, woody biomass

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Farms Harvested:	486	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT OLDER TREES THAT CAN LITERALLY GROW BIGGER AND STRONGER WITH MORE CO2! LIKE, WHO KNEW TREES COULD GET BUFF, RIGHT? COME SEE THE WOODSY BIOMASS MADNESS FOR YOURSELF AND WATCH THESE TREES GET JACKED AF. FORGET WHAT YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW ABOUT WOODLANDS, OUR SERVER IS A WHOLE NEW LEVEL OF TREE GAINS. PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN HELP THE TREES FIGHT OFF EVIL POLLUTION MONSTERS AND SAVE THE FOREST. JOIN NOW AND BE PART OF THE CO2-POWERED TREE ARMY! 🌲💪🌲💪🌲