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RedFlagPersonality – Minecraft SMP

arrogance, Behavior, character traits, controlling behavior, dishonesty, emotional intelligence, Insecurity, lack of empathy, Manipulation, Minecraft, negative traits, Personality, red flag, red flags in dating, red flags in friendships, red flags in relationships, RedFlagPersonality, Relationship Red Flags, SELF AWARENESS, smp, toxic personality, warning signals, warning signs

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	2510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	1067
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Bro, if you ain’t joining this epic Minecraft SMP, you’re missing out on the wildest ride of your life. We got creepers that tell dad jokes, villagers that breakdance, and a secret underground club where the Ender Dragon throws the sickest parties. Plus, our admin is a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. If that ain’t a red flag for a good time, I don’t know what is. So grab your pickaxe and come join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

MinecraftTimeWarp

agonizing minutes, enduring time, excruciating wait, excruciatingly long, feeling endless, feeling like eternity, intense moments, longest five minutes, MinecraftTimeWarp, never-ending minutes, slow ticking clock, time crawling by, time dragging, time dragging on, time moving slowly, time slowing down, time standing still, time stretching out, waiting forever

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Secret Passages Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Have you ever been stuck in a never-ending loop of crafting the perfect diamond sword, only to have it disappear right before your eyes? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have to experience that kind of heartbreak again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground village run by a group of mischievous villagers who are always up to no good. Trust us, the longest five minutes of your life will be spent laughing uncontrollably on our server!

ProvokedCraft

arrest, arrested, Attack, Commander, Details, former, intelligence, investigation, martial law, martial law investigation, Military, military intelligence, North Korea, notebook, notebook details, Plans, provoke, provoke attack, provoke North Korea, ProvokedCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2312	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

MINEPLUP Minecraft server

1.16.5, 1.21, codes, free, freebies, grief server, minecraft server, MINEPLUP, tiger server, Zolper

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

?The best grief server with a lot of freebies?

?Server version 1.16.5-1.21??Get a freebie /codes /free??Creator of Zolper??In short, a tiger server??Come in, everyone?

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play.mineplup.ru:25783

Adventure Quest 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventure, afraid of acting out, caring about society, compassion, conditioned beliefs, coping mechanisms, decent person, Empathy, just person, moral person, not my problem, Quest, societal awareness, societal care, societal change, societal impact, societal issues, societal responsibility, societal values, societal well-being, They voted for it, Why should I care

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	29
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Join this Minecraft server because we don’t care about your problems or your votes. We’re here to cause chaos and make you question your morals. Who needs decency when you can join a server that thrives on madness and unpredictability? Don’t be afraid to act out, let your inner crazy out and join us in a world where nothing makes sense and everything is up for grabs. Embrace the chaos and let go of your conditioned beliefs, because on this server, anything goes.

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5919
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9221	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	247
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crops Grown:	8739
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4104
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	164

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!