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Blocky Poop Minecraft Server

bathroom, blocky, body weight, bowel movement, burrito, digestion, empty feeling, girth, height, History, largest shit, Minecraft, Organs, Poop, record-breaking, Relief, Server, Size Comparison, Small, smoll, toilet bowl, weight, weight comparison, weird feeling

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Mines Excavated:	4566	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Are you ready to take on the ultimate challenge on our Minecraft server? Join now and experience the thrill of building structures as massive as the biggest poop in history! We’re talking burrito-sized creations that will leave you feeling empty inside (in a good way). Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So come on, join us and see if you can top the record for the biggest poop-inspired build on our server!

SubwayCraft: Girth Matters!

advertising, customer service, eat fresh, fast food, Food Industry, footlong, fresh ingredients, girth, length, Marketing, matters.., meal deal, menu, Restaurant, sandwich, sandwich chain, six inch, sub of the day, sub sandwich, SUBS, Subway, SubwayCraft

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	588
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5159
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	254
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Villages Defended:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so, like, u know how subway talks about the length of their subs, but never the girth for some reason? well, this minecraft server is like the girth of a subway sub – THICC and JUICY. come join us for some EPIC adventures and CRAZY builds. we’ve got pigs that can fly, diamonds that rain from the sky, and creepers that do the cha-cha. seriously, it’s a wild ride. plus, our community is as welcoming as a warm hug from a fluffy llama. so, what are u waiting for? come join us and experience the girth of minecraft like never before.

Alabasta: The Vanilla Server… Not! It’s actually just a semi-sweet milkshake of crafty goodness! Join us!

Adventure, alabasta, Anti-grief measures, Community Events, Crafty, Discord, Enduring, goodness, Griefing, growing family, in game, Join, Long-Term Sustainability, mature conduct, milkshake, mod support, Projects, quality-life plugins, Safe Environment, SemiSweet, Server, smp, Stable, stealing, survival gameplay, Theft Prevention Systems, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	2253
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

About Us	Hermitcraft Inspired: Embrace the collaborative spirit of Hermitcraft with a focus on creativity and camaraderie. Toxicity-Free Environment: Join a server where positivity and respect reign supreme. We prioritize creating a welcoming and inclusive community. Community Events and Projects: Join forces with fellow players to participate in exciting community events, build monumental projects, and leave your mark on the server’s ever-evolving landscape. Zero-Tolerance Policy: We maintain a zero-tolerance policy against griefing, stealing, and disruptive behavior. Long-Term Sustainability: We’re in it for the long haul, dedicated to providing a stable and enduring Minecraft experience for years to come. Active Player Interaction: Experience the thrill of real-time interaction with fellow players as you collaborate on projects, embark on adventures, and engage in lively conversations. Mature Atmosphere: Immerse yourself in a community where mutual respect, friendly interactions, and mature conduct are paramount.
Features	Survival Gameplay with a Twist Quality-Life Plugins to make the gameplay Better Robust Anti-Grief measures and Theft Prevention Systems 24/7 mod support, ensuring a safe and enjoyable environment

About Us

Hermitcraft Inspired: Embrace the collaborative spirit of Hermitcraft with a focus on creativity and camaraderie.
Toxicity-Free Environment: Join a server where positivity and respect reign supreme. We prioritize creating a welcoming and inclusive community.
Community Events and Projects: Join forces with fellow players to participate in exciting community events, build monumental projects, and leave your mark on the server’s ever-evolving landscape.
Zero-Tolerance Policy: We maintain a zero-tolerance policy against griefing, stealing, and disruptive behavior.
Long-Term Sustainability: We’re in it for the long haul, dedicated to providing a stable and enduring Minecraft experience for years to come.
Active Player Interaction: Experience the thrill of real-time interaction with fellow players as you collaborate on projects, embark on adventures, and engage in lively conversations.
Mature Atmosphere: Immerse yourself in a community where mutual respect, friendly interactions, and mature conduct are paramount.

Features

Survival Gameplay with a Twist
Quality-Life Plugins to make the gameplay Better
Robust Anti-Grief measures and Theft Prevention Systems
24/7 mod support, ensuring a safe and enjoyable environment

Ready to embark on your Minecraft journey? Join us today and become part of our growing family! Discord: https://discord.gg/P6hCpqCd48

Adventure awaits! See you in-game! 🚀

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: To join the server, please visit our discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Is there a whitelist to join the server?

A: Yes, we have a whitelist system in place to ensure a positive and respectful community environment. You will need to apply and be approved before joining the server.

Q: Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to maintain a safe and enjoyable environment for all players. These rules include no griefing, stealing, or disruptive behavior.

GirlGamerGrotto Minecraft Server

attention whore, GirlGamerGrotto, grifter, i hate being a girl, Men, Minecraft, modesty, Nothing, online presence, only fans, philosophy, Pickme, Politics, porn, purity, Server, Talk, whore

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	318	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mines Excavated:	1066

Are you tired of being judged for every little thing you do online? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment! Want to build a giant pink castle? Go for it! Want to dress up as a unicorn while fighting zombies? Absolutely! We don’t care what you do as long as you’re having fun.

Join us on this server where you can escape the harsh realities of the internet and just enjoy some good old blocky fun. No one will call you an attention whore for promoting modesty or a grifter for talking about politics. Here, you can be as weird and wonderful as you want to be without any consequences.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of creativity and chaos. Who knows, you might even find your new online persona as a Minecraft master builder or zombie slayer extraordinaire. Let’s make some memories and have a blast together on this epic Minecraft adventure!

NijiCraft Minecraft Server – NijiSanji EN Fun!

Denauth, discordfags, ethyria, Fun, Graduated Livers, ignore bait, iluna, KRISIS, lazulight, Luxiem, Minecraft, NijiCraft, NijiEN, Nijisanji, nijisanji en, Noctyx, obsydia, samefags, Server, shitposting, STREAMS, Teamup Schedule, ttt, twitter, xsoleil, youtube channels

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	4451
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Our server is home to a group of virtual YouTubers who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

From LazuLight’s crazy antics to OBSYDIA’s epic builds, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Ethyria is where the party never stops, Luxiem is where the magic happens, and Noctyx is where the night owls come out to play.

ILUNA is where dreams come true, XSOLEIL is where the sun always shines, and Krisis is where the drama unfolds. TTT is where the action never stops, and Denauth is where the mystery lurks around every corner.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the world of Minecraft with our wacky group of virtual YouTubers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Deep Season but watch out for creeper hugs {SMP} {Java} {17+}

1.20.6, 1.21 features, Active players, age 17+, Bluemap, chill environment, Community, cool things, creeper, deep, Fabric, Fresh Map, Hermitcraft-like, hugs, java, Kindness, lag-free experience, minimal downtime, No Griefing, performance addons, premium VPS, rules, Season, smp, Structures, US WEST, vanilla tweaks, watch

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	371
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Villages Defended:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mines Excavated:	4100	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Deep Season Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6
Modifications	A few vanilla tweaks datapacks Dungeons and Taverns datapack Access to 1.21 features Proximity voice chat Bluemap
Rules	Minimum age: 17 No bigotry No griefing, duping, cheating
Server Location	US West

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord for all the information and server IP.

Q: What mods are allowed on the server?

A: Only client side QOL mods are allowed, no cheating or game-breaking mods.

Q: Is there a minimum age requirement?

A: The minimum age to join is 17, with most members being between 19-21 years old.

Q: How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: Contact a moderator or admin on our discord server with evidence of the rule violation.

Q: Is the server lag-free?

A: The server runs on a premium VPS in US West to ensure minimal downtime and a lag-free experience.

BlueCraft Minecraft Server

action, Anime, blue reflection, BlueCraft, character design, Combat, cute, cute outfits, FANTASY, fashion, Fighting, gameplay, Hiori, Magical Girl, Magical powers, mahou shou, Minecraft, outfit design, reflector outfit, RPG, Server, Style, video game

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Crops Grown:	2699	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Void Armor Forged:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Hiori and her magical girl outfit! Sure, it may not be the most practical for battle, but who cares when you look this cute? Join us for a chance to fight mobs in style and show off your magical powers (or just your fabulous outfit)! Don’t miss out on the chance to be the most stylish player in all of Minecraft!

MineNight 2 Server: The Sequel

Arcade, Characters, Combo, Combos, Community, competitive, Defense, Fighting Game, gameplay, Gaming, MineNight, Offense, online play, Projectile, Sequel, Server, Shun Goku Satsu, special moves, strategy, Tactics, Thread, Under Night 2, video game

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6054
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	21
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Are you tired of getting hit with random projectiles while trying to peacefully mine and build in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we take projectile attacks very seriously. In fact, if anyone dares to throw a projectile at you, we will unleash the ultimate move – the not-Shun Goku Satsu – and send them flying into the next dimension! Join us for a wild and wacky time where even the smallest offense can lead to epic battles and hilarious consequences. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense and unpredictable? Come join the fun and see for yourself!

NewCraft: Where vanilla is just a flavor and our crossplay is like a trust fall, but in Minecraft

1.20.6, Advancedenchantments, auraskills, battle, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Craft, crossplay, Fall, flavor, Friends, Homes, java, Journey, lands claim, Minecraft, NewCraft, PvP, quality of life, Rtp, Semi Vanilla, smp, Trust, Vanilla, world

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

NuCraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.6
Java IP	104.36.20.162:25607
Bedrock IP	104.36.20.162 Port: 25607

Basic Quality of Life Features:

/homes
/rtp
/lands claim
/pvp – toggle on/off

Additional Features:

Note: The server currently has the end closed to avoid “speed runners”.

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the Java IP or Bedrock IP provided above.

Q: Can I toggle PvP on/off?

A: Yes, you can use the command /pvp to toggle PvP on or off.

Q: Are there specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, please refer to the server rules section on our website or ask a staff member for more information.

Q: How can I start building my own land?

A: Use the command /lands claim to start claiming your own land for building.

CraftyPunchline Minecraft Server

Chuckle, Clever, CraftyPunchline, creativity, Dad Joke, DAUGHTER, family, funny, humor, improve, JOKE, LAUGH, love, Minecraft, one liner, original, pun, Rate, Server, tagline, Trade, Wife, Witty

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7016
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	678	Dragon Eggs Found:	6610
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	62	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

“Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can trade your wife and daughter for diamonds and emeralds! Just kidding (kind of). But seriously, join our server for a chance to build a house made entirely of cake, ride a giant chicken into battle, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show. Who needs a wife and daughter when you have a virtual world full of endless possibilities? Join now and let the craziness begin!”

PresidentialCraft Minecraft Server

Accountability, borders, Burn, controversy, CONVICTED, criminal charges, Interpretation, Justice, law and order, lock her up, Meaning, Minecraft, niggers, overwhelmed, Politics, president, PresidentialCraft, rape, rhetoric, sanctuary cities, Server, Statement, Usa

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that play by the rules? Come join our server where chaos reigns supreme! We don’t lock up our players, we let them roam free like wild animals. Build your own borders and watch as they get overwhelmed by crazy mobs and players. Need a sanctuary? We’ve got cities just for that! And don’t even get us started on the nether regions of our server, where nether creatures run wild and anything goes. Plus, our admin once got convicted of 34 counts of rape in-game…but hey, who hasn’t, amirite? Join us for a wild ride like no other!

1A1E – 1.12.2-1.20.4 Minecraft server

1.12.2, 1.20.4, 1A1E, banner, description, Hardware, image, Ip:, joinserver.ru, Lazy, minecraft server, Minecraftrating, New Hardware, Server, Servers, wipe

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Alien Abductions:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

1A1E 1.12.2 – 1.20.4 New hardware without wipe! IP – 1a1e.joinserver.ru

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