The Kid-Eating King’s Minecraft Madness

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Buildings Constructed:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace the unconventional and outrageous! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a unique twist that will keep you on your toes!

Join us as we prepare for the Day of Prohibition where eating human flesh will be legalized! That’s right, you heard it here first! Cannibals are actually heroes in our world, far better than those pesky alcoholdrinkers. And don’t worry, we believe in ethical cannibalism because let’s face it, humans need to be culled for the greater good!

So come on down and join us as we celebrate the virtuous act of eating human flesh. Cannibals are truly the Children of God in our eyes. And remember, we have standards – we wouldn’t touch the flesh of a filthy alcoholdrinker with a ten-foot pole!

Get ready for a wild ride on our server where the Day of Prohibition is just the beginning. Say goodbye to boring old servers and hello to a world of insanity and excitement! Amen!

Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1384
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

QuirkCraft: Boku no Hero Academia Edition

Academia, always blamed for what All Might does, Anime, Boku, boku no hero academia, Character development, dindu nuffin, Edition, Endeavor, Endeavor and All Might rivalry, Endeavor and Shoto relationship., Endeavor character analysis, Endeavor redemption, family dynamics, Hero, hero society, Manga, Quirk, QuirkCraft, redemption arc, shonen jump, SuperHero, Todoroki family, UA High School

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6194
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Buildings Constructed:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Potions Brewed:	80
Divine Spears Created:	18	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Welcome to our Endeavor dindu nuffin Minecraft server, where you can blame All Might for all your problems! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is located on a floating island in the sky, where All Might and Endeavor are constantly battling it out for supremacy. You can choose to join either side and help them in their epic fights!

– We have a special plugin that turns all creepers into mini All Mights, ready to explode with the power of One For All. Watch out for their explosive punches!

– Our server is protected by a magical shield that only allows those who truly believe in the power of Endeavor dindu nuffin to enter. Are you worthy?

So come join us on this wild adventure and see if you can survive the chaos of All Might’s and Endeavor’s battles. Who knows, you might even become the next Symbol of Peace in this crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyCreeperz: ‘Don’t forget’ to bring your pickaxe!

BRING, CraftyCreeperz, don’t forget, dont, encouragement, forget, forgetful, growth, Memory, mental health, mindfulness, motivation, neglect, personal development, Pickaxe, Reflection, reminder, self compassion, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-care, You’re pathetic

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being pathetic is a requirement! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while playing! – Our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you. Who knew the undead had such killer moves? – The creepers have been trained to give out hugs instead of exploding. It’s a real blast…of love! – Our ender dragon is actually a misunderstood artist who just wants to paint the world with rainbows. Don’t worry, it’s all washable paint. – The villagers have formed a boy band and perform concerts every night in the town square. Their hit song? “Trading with My Heart.”

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only thing you need to bring is your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurd. Don’t forget…you’re pathetic!

SleepyCraft: Where even the creepers need a nap

CREEPERS, early riser, good morning, morning, morning affirmations, morning energy, morning habits, morning inspiration, morning meditation, morning mood, morning motivation, morning person, morning quotes, morning rituals, morning routine, morning thoughts, morning vibes, NAP, rise and shine, sleepy, SleepyCraft, tired, waking up

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment!

Join us if you want to wake up to llamas riding pigs and chickens doing the moonwalk! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Have you ever seen a dolphin with a top hat or a zombie doing the floss dance? Well, on our server, anything is possible! You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget that you’re actually playing Minecraft!

So, if you’re ready for a mind-blowing, side-splitting, jaw-dropping adventure, then join us now! Don’t miss out on the most hilarious Minecraft server in the world! Who knows, you might even wake up to a parrot singing opera tomorrow!

Crafty LOLz: ‘Boom!’ Minecraft Server

Blessing, boom, Cardfight Vanguard Collaboration, Collabs, cr, Crafty, e sports, for Victory!, fps, GETI, Ichinose Uruha, indies, International Branch PV, JP FPS Streamers, Kisaragi Ren, KNR, Kogara Toto, Komori Met, Kurumi Noah, Lisa, lolz, Minecraft, minecraft hide & seek, Mother3-Beni’s Midnight Double Peek Radio Show., Neo-porte, New Year’s Countdown 2024, Pacific Racing Team, Point two seconds story, RAGE VALORANT 2024, Riddle, Server, Shibuya TSUTAYA, Sumire, Tachibana Hinano, Tournaments, VCR RUST, VSPO, VSPO! Gear Gaming Keyboard, VSPO! Gekiro, VSPOP!, Vtubers, Yakumo Beni, ZETA, 芸人旅団

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	1957
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ores Mined:	6533	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16

Welcome to the Most Insane Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is VSPO-tastic! Imagine playing Minecraft with vtubers who dominate FPS tournaments like it’s nobody’s business. Yes, you heard that right!

Collabs with non-v and professional e-sports players are a regular thing here. You might even bump into CR, Riddle, Zeta, KNR, and 芸人旅団 while mining for diamonds!

Our server is so epic that we have our own VSPO! Gear Gaming Keyboard. Yes, you can game like a pro while building your dream castle in Minecraft. And don’t even get us started on the RAGE VALORANT 2024 feat.VSPO! Goods. It’s like a dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! We even have a VSPO! x Cardfight Vanguard Collaboration. Who knew Minecraft and card games could go so well together?

Join us for the VSPO! x Minecraft Hide & Seek event. It’s so intense that even Met POV can’t handle the excitement!

And if that’s not enough, we have our own VSPO! Morals Check #2 2024 event. Because who doesn’t need a good morals check while playing Minecraft, right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Luigi’s Mansion Ghostbusters Minecraft Server

boo, favorite ghost, ghost, GHOSTBUSTERS, haunted house, King Boo, Luigi, luigi’s mansion, luigi’s mansion 2, luigi’s mansion boss, luigi’s mansion characters, Luigi’s Mansion Dark Moon, luigi’s mansion gameplay, luigi’s mansion series, Luigi’s Mansion 3, Luigis, MANSION, Minecraft, Nintendo, polterpup, portrait ghost, Server, spooky, video game

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4388
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the ghosts are spookier and the adventures are crazier than ever before! Are you ready to face off against your favorite Luigi’s Mansion ghost in a battle for survival? Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the haunted halls of our server!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond-Eating Ender Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of diamonds and emeralds beyond your wildest dreams. Can you defeat this mighty beast and claim the riches for yourself?

And if that’s not enough excitement for you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Notch himself, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be the next victim of his mischievous antics?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what crazy encounters and wild stories await you in this unforgettable Minecraft experience!

UkraineCraft: More Billions, More Blocks, More Fun!

Billions, blocks, Conflict, Defense, Economy, european union, finance, foreign policy, Fun, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military aid, nato, Politics, russia, russian aggression, sanctions, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Ukrainian government, united states, War

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have Ukrainian superpowers ready to take on those pesky Russians! With an extra 60 billion in our pockets, we are gearing up for the ultimate showdown. Join us and witness the epic battle unfold as our Ukrainian warriors unleash their fury on the enemy. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun – join now and be part of history in the making!

Blocky Bachelorettes: Femcel Follies

Bachelorettes, blocky, Communication, Cumming, DATING, emotional health, empowerment, face, FEMCEL, femcels, Follies, gender dynamics, ghosting, Insecurity, Loneliness, love, rejection, relationships, self esteem, single, situationship, social norms, society, Women

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Votes:	4902	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring relationships and looking for some excitement in your life? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and experience a world where you can build your own love fortress and find your one true blocky soulmate. Who needs real relationships when you can have a creeper companion by your side?

Forget about being ghosted in real life, on our server, you’ll never be alone because our zombie villagers are always looking for new friends. Plus, who needs a boring old face mask when you can have a cum creeper to protect you from any unwanted attention?

So come on over and join our server for a relationship experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in a pixelated world full of surprises!

The Creeper and Enderman Show

Anime, Anime Series, big boobies, busty maid, comedy, creeper, dark humor, demon butler, Enderman, FANTASY, forbidden love, Gothic, Kuro Maid, Manga, Manga adaptation, nice cleavage, romance, Shinigami Bocchan, Show, Supernatural, supernatural beings, victorian era, wealthy protagonist

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7752
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ores Mined:	3433	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Divine Spears Created:	20	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big boobies and nice cleavage are as plentiful as diamonds in a mineshaft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Our server is home to the most epic builds you’ll ever see, from towering castles to pixel art masterpieces of… you guessed it, big boobies and nice cleavage! But that’s not all – we also have custom plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about a disco party with creepers? We got you covered.

And if you’re looking for a community that’s as tight-knit as a pair of… well, you know, then look no further. Our players are friendly, fun-loving, and always up for a good time. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a total noob, you’ll feel right at home here.

So why wait? Come join us on the most boobilicious Minecraft server around! Trust us, once you see what we have to offer, you’ll never want to leave.

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