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Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9502
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	4821	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1047
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Chimeras Created:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Towns Built:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!

Karasique – Minecraft game server

Adventure, bedrock, BUILD, Community, Creative, Economy, Gaming, java, Karasique, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	248
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	4571
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

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Heathen Papist Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5003
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Varg Vikerness performing live in the Vatican on St. Pachamama’s day! That’s right, you can witness a legendary metal musician rocking out in the holiest of holies. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our Heathen-Papist Church fusion building competition. Who knew building a church could be so metal? So come join our server for a wild and wacky time that you won’t find anywhere else!