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BoomerCraft SMP

age gracefully, age-related changes, aging, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, embracing aging, feeling old, getting old, getting older, getting wiser, gray hair, growing old, Memory Loss, midlife crisis, Retirement, senior moments, signs of aging, slowing down, smp, time passing, wisdom comes with age, wrinkles

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	53	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in the Minecraft world? Join our SMP and never have another “I’m getting old” moment again! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We’ve got more diamonds than a rapper’s grill and more creepers than a haunted house on Halloween. So come join us and never worry about aging in Minecraft again!

CartoonCraftLaughs

adult humor, adult themes, animated series, animation, CartoonCraftLaughs, childrens cartoon, clever humor, comedy, double entendre, Entertainment, funny, hidden jokes, humor, inappropriate, jokes, laugh out loud, mature content, RISQUE, sly humor, Suggestive, tv show

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6098
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only rule is to have a good time!

We’ve got more adult jokes hidden in our builds than a children’s cartoon on Saturday morning. From sneaky references to innuendos galore, you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you explore our crazy world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with endless diamonds and a lifetime supply of chicken nuggets.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy appetite for chicken!

NukeFearNotMC

Conflict, Deterrence, Diplomacy, fear, international relations, leadership, Life, love, Négotiation, nuclear weapons, NukeFearNotMC, Peace, Politics, president, putin, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

So, like, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb diggity, ya know? We got dragons flyin’ around and unicorns poopin’ rainbows, it’s totally insane, bro. And get this, Putin tried to nuke us once, but then Zelensky was all like, “Nah, bro, Putin loves his life too much to use nuclear weapons, he’s just a big ol’ scaredy cat.” So yeah, come join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Phone Zone: Biosecurity Hazard

antibiotic-resistant bacteria, Australian parrots, Bacteria, biohazard, biosecurity, contamination, crops, DNA analysis, global health, hazard, health, international travellers, Microbes, pathogens, Phone, PHONES, SECURITY, septicaemia, Technology, travel, travellers, weak link, Zone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6782
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Dragons Tamed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

LOL U BETTER JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ TRAVELLERS’ PHONES R A BIOSECURITY WEAK LINK! WE GOT DNA ANALYSIS OF MICROBES FOUND ON DA PHONES OF INTERNATIONAL TRAVELLERS N WE FOUND ANTIBIOTIC-RESISTANT BACTERIA N A PATHOGEN DAT AFFECTS CROPS N CAN CAUSE SEPTICAEMIA IN NATIVE AUSTRALIAN PARROTS! JOIN US N SAVE DA PARROTS, SAVE DA WORLD, SAVE DA MINECRAFT! LET’S GET WILD N CRAZY, JUST LIKE DEM MICROBES ON DEM PHONES! #SAVETHEPARROTS #ANTIBIOTICRESISTANCE #MINECRAFTCRAZINESS

Hip Hop Hype Minecraft Server

1964 Impalas, 2020s hip hop, 90s Hip Hop, AniManga, animanga incorporation, anime hip hop fusion, boombox, cringe, cultural appropriation, evolution of hip hop, favorite rappers, Hip, hip hop evolution, Hop, hype, Illmatic, lack of understanding, Minecraft, Modern hip hop, outdated hip hop, poor representation, rap battle references, Server, US hip hop, US hip hop in animanga

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Are you tired of outdated hip hop references in animanga? Do you want a Minecraft server that understands the evolution of rap music in the past 15 years? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids who know that Illmatic is so last century!

Join us and witness our favorite rappers cruising around in their 1964 Impalas with boomboxes blaring the latest hits. Say goodbye to cringy rap battle references and hello to a server that is truly living in the 2020s.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a whole new level of hip hop awesomeness! Who needs Illmatic when you can have Minecraft madness?

We’re All Going To Make It Minecraft SMP

10. Hope, 11. Confidence, 12. Strength, 13. Empowerment, 14. Support, 15. Unity, 16. Teamwork, 17. Growth mindset, 18. Overcoming obstacles, 19. Achieving goals, 2. Success, 20. Never give up, 3. Perseverance, 4. Determination, 5. Encouragement, 6. Positivity, 7. belief, 8. inspiration, 9. Resilience, Minecraft, motivation, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9902
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2059	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Farms Harvested:	435	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where we dance with creepers and skeletons!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered friends and offers quests for those brave enough to take them on. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret society of llama warriors who roam the land, protecting us from any pesky griefers who dare to try and ruin our fun. Join us and become a part of the llama army, where you’ll ride into battle on the backs of these majestic creatures, armed with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and a whole lot of sass.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where we’re all going to make it – one ridiculous story at a time!

ParentalVacayNoWay

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, extended family, family conflicts, family dynamics, family gatherings, family holidays, family relationships, family time, family vacations, holiday expectations, holiday stress, holiday traditions, in-laws, ParentalVacayNoWay, quality time, relationships, Support, vacation

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5548
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Ores Mined:	941
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	236560
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just a block away! Join us for a wild adventure filled with passive-aggressive comments, awkward family dinners, and boundary-setting fun!

Are you tired of boring family vacations where you actually have to relax and enjoy yourself? Then this is the server for you! Spend your days on edge, wondering what snide remarks will be made next, and your nights setting boundaries with your in-laws.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of lying and defending hurtful comments, all while trying to maintain a facade of family harmony. Who needs relaxation when you can have constant tension and drama?

So come on down to our server, where every trip is a rollercoaster of emotions and every family dinner is a test of your patience. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have chaos and conflict? Join now and see if you’re the AITA in this crazy family adventure!

DadBodMC SMP

Communication, compassion, DadBodMC, Dedication, discipline, Family Values, Fatherhood, guidance, leadership, love, mentor, parenting, patience, positive influence, Protector, provider, Role Model, sacrifice, smp, Support, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Votes:	5434
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against giant chickens (yes, you read that right).

Our server is the perfect place for players who are looking for a good time and a good laugh. We have a strict “no serious business” policy, so leave your try-hard pants at the door and get ready to have some fun. Plus, our community is full of awesome players who are always down for a good prank or a ridiculous challenge.

But the best part? Our server is run by none other than your Dad! That’s right, he’s not just a good father, he’s also a Minecraft master who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From building giant statues of himself to organizing epic dance parties in the Nether, your Dad knows how to keep things interesting.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for a few dad jokes along the way – after all, it wouldn’t be a true Dad-run server without them!

CraftyCreeperCocktail

alcohol, bar, bar scene, Beer, club, Cocktail, CraftyCreeperCocktail, drink, favorite drink, happy hour, mixed drinks, night out, nightlife, Nightlife Experience, nightlife scene, party drink, partying, signature drink, socializing, Spirits, wine

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Mines Excavated:	1885
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12

Are you tired of boring old bars and clubs? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drink you need is a potion of invisibility! Imagine sneaking up on your friends and scaring them half to death, all while sipping on a delicious potion. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try our special potion of levitation and soar through the skies like a majestic unicorn. Join us for a wild night of Minecraft madness and potion-fueled shenanigans!

TaiwanCraft: Biden’s Defense Fund

arms deal, arms sales, Asia-Pacific region, biden, Bidens, Defense, defense assistance, defense budget, defense support, foreign policy, fund, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military cooperation, military equipment, Military Funding, national security, security assistance, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, US-Taiwan relations, White House

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	472
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more defense support than taiwan thanks to biden’s approval of $567 million! our white house is lit af and ready to protect our players from any creepers or zombies that try to attack. we’ve got secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, all thanks to biden’s generous donation. join now and be part of the most secure and badass minecraft server in the world!