🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2399 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”
so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?