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CraftyCraze: Build, Explore, Survive!

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1910
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Have you ever wanted to ride a pig into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because on our server, we make all your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Join us for epic adventures where you can build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, tame a pack of wild wolves to do your bidding, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in a medieval arena. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor wielding a lance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your diamond helmet falls off!

Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1416
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	442
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5613	Villages Defended:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Blocky HR Fun Land

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	506
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	269
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7435
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	5859
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

Server Name	Simply Vanilla
Overview	Anarchy with NO Hacking!
Online Since	2019
Discord Community	Strong and active
Rules	No hacking/duping allowed
Server IP	simplyvanilla.net
Discord	Join our Discord
Website	Visit our website
Map Size	10 TB+

FAQ

What is Simply Vanilla?

Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

Can I escape spawn?

Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

Are there any rules?

The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ores Mined:	1047
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3163	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4815	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	71707	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7195
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!