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CraftyCrackheads – PvP & Pranks Galore!

Animaniacs, CraftyCrackheads, Cross-Play, cross-progression, dev time, Dexter, Galore, Gleamium, Joker, May edition, multiversus, mvsg, new characters, new moves, new stages, open beta, platform fighter, powerpuff girls, pranks, pve mode, PvP, rollback netcode, ue5, universal parry technique, Warner Brothers

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for a wild ride on our server where you’ll find characters from Warner Brothers properties duking it out in epic platform fighter battles. But wait, there’s more!

Our server is so exclusive that the game was released to open beta, then pulled for an additional year of dev time just to make it even more insane. We’ve added new characters, new stages, new moves, a universal parry technique, a PvE mode, a new engine (UE5), rollback netcode, and even a currency called Gleamium that you can purchase through means other than money.

And get this, we’ve got Joker and the Powerpuff Girls throwing down, with Dexter and the Animaniacs bringing their own stages into the mix. It’s a crossover event like no other!

Join us on PC, PS4, PS5, Xbox One, or Xbox Series consoles for some cross-play and cross-progression madness. Don’t miss out on the mayhem, join our server now and prepare for the ultimate battle of epic proportions!

Crafty Crazies

#sociopath, analytical, Community, Crafty, Crazies, Cunning, dark humor, Discord, Geniuses, GIFTED, high intelligence, INTELLECT, isolated individuals, manipulative, mental health, Personality, Psychology, Psychopathic, rare individuals, Server, twisted minds, Unique

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	4427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ores Mined:	9492
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Animals Bred:	37
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Welcome to our exclusive Minecraft server for those rare individuals who possess both a psychopathic personality and high intelligence! If you find joy in building elaborate traps for unsuspecting players or enjoy trolling others with your cunning mind, then this is the server for you.

Join us as we embark on insane adventures, like building a giant lava maze that only the most twisted minds can navigate, or staging elaborate heists to steal diamonds from other players. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who will appreciate your dark sense of humor and devious tactics.

But beware, not just anyone can join our ranks. You must prove your worth by completing a series of twisted challenges that will test your mental fortitude and willingness to embrace your inner psychopath. Are you up for the challenge?

Join us on our Discord server and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. So sharpen your mind, hone your skills, and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. See you on the dark side!

ConfusedCraft: Where Words Fail, Fun Prevails!

4chan, Absolutely, Arguing, better, comfort, comfy, ConfusedCraft, Degenerates, Discord, Fail, feel, Fun, Harassment, Only, patience, Prevails, shithole, Site, slightly more patience, social media, Stopped, stopped using, Using, Words

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2231
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3743	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of the drama and chaos of other social media platforms? Do you crave a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment or harassment? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and experience a world where 4chan reigns supreme and discord is just a distant memory. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who value anonymity and freedom of expression above all else. No more arguing, no more degenerates – just pure, unadulterated fun!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a portal to an alternate dimension where memes come to life and trolls roam free. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server? Join now and find out for yourself!

MontyCraft: Where Spam is a Food Group and Creepers Run Away from Silly Walks

british comedy, british humor, british television, classic humor, classic tv, comedy, comedy legends., CREEPERS, cultural commentary, Food, group, historical, humor, London, monty python, MontyCraft, Nostalgia, old school entertainment, RUN, satire, silly, sketch comedy, social commentary, Spam, television history., time capsule, vintage, Walks

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8738
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1418
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Potions Brewed:	62	Dimension Hops:	11
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of living in a world that’s gone downhill faster than a pig racing down a minecart track? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape to a world that’s as clean and vibrant as a freshly polished diamond sword!

Our server is so epic, even the creepers are too scared to blow up because they know they’ll be missing out on all the fun. We’ve got more diamonds than a rich player’s inventory and more adventures than a quest to find the elusive Herobrine.

So why join our server? Because we’ve got more laughs than a pack of villagers gossiping about the latest iron golem fashion trends. And if that’s not enough, just remember – on our server, you can build a house made entirely out of cake and no one will judge you. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

ChopCraft: Chainsaw Mania

action, Anime, Bloody, chainsaw, chainsaw man, ChopCraft, dark fantasy, death, Demons, Denji, Gore, graphic, Horror, INTENSE, Makima, Manga, Mania, Revenge, shonen jump, Supernatural, Thriller, tragic, violence

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2009
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Star Shards Collected:	189	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your wildest dreams come true? Look no further! Join our server where we have a special event called “Baby Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can make a baby suffer the most in-game. It’s like Hunger Games, but with babies! So if you have a dark sense of humor and a competitive spirit, come join us and let’s see who can make this baby suffer the most! Join now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty McCraftface: Where Sales Drop Harder Than MHA’s Ratings

#my hero academia, Analysis, Anime, Challenges, Crafty, Decline, Downfall, Drop, HARD, Harder, Industry, Manga, market, McCraftface, mha, MHAs, profit, Ratings, Revenue, Sales, sales drop, Struggling, what went wrong

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8787
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	124
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sheep in a meadow? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in your pixelated life!

We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their tails, diamond armor that turns you into a disco ball, and creepers that breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon does the Macarena before you defeat it!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every Saturday night to show off his killer dance moves.

So why settle for boring when you can join our server and have the time of your virtual life? Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and let the chaos begin!

Novarealms: Where Villagers are the Real MVPs in This SMP Server

administration team, bedrock, Beta Testing, Discord, discord TOS, Diversity, Entertainment, Immersive, Inclusivity, Java compatible, minecraft server, MVPS, Nova Realms SMP, Novarealms, real, restrictions, Server, smp, staff applications, villagers

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Nova Realms SMP
:construction: We have just recently released for BETA Testing!
:people_hugging: We are all about fun, inclusivity and most importantly diversity!
:no_entry_sign: We have no restrictions (other than the minecraft/discord tos) and we are open to everyone!
:clock: We plan on having this server open for as long as possible, to provide the best experience for all our players!
:tv: There are plugins that modify the game to make it even more immersive and entertaining
:mobile_phone: We are a bedrock AND Java compatible server, so invite all your friends!
(we are also accepting staff applications)

If you are interested, join our discord to learn more!

We hope to see you there!

Sincerely, Nova Realms SMP Administration Team

https://discord.gg/e69zCs3Cnr

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join our server, please join our Discord server first and follow the instructions provided there.

Q: Are there any restrictions on who can join?

A: Other than following Minecraft and Discord terms of service, there are no restrictions on who can join our server. We welcome everyone!

Q: Is there a specific theme or gameplay style on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Our server focuses on fun, inclusivity, and diversity. We aim to provide a diverse and immersive gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Are there any specific rules I need to follow while playing on the server?

A: While we strive to maintain a welcoming and inclusive environment, we do have a set of rules that all players must adhere to. These rules are available on our Discord server.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on Nova Realms SMP?

A: Yes! Our server is bedrock and Java compatible, so feel free to invite all your friends to join in on the fun.

Crafty Berserk Bonanza

#youtube, action, Adventure, Anime, berserk, bonanza, CHAPTERS, Community, Crafty, Daily, dark fantasy, discussion, Entertainment, FANTASY, Fun, join us, Manga, Most Enjoyable, Not Porn, reading, Thread, Video

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	99	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every day is a wild and berserk adventure! Join us as we embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all – we also have daily “Berserk Thread” readings where we gather around and dive into the craziest chapters of the Berserk manga. It’s not porn, but it’s still pretty good, trust us.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you fight off creepers while discussing the deep themes of friendship and betrayal in Berserk? Plus, our community is full of hilarious and eccentric players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare for a wild ride: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tReA6c8HZ-4 (Disclaimer: link may or may not lead to actual Berserk content)

Sisterly Handjob Land – A Minecraft Server of Awkward Family Bonding

awkward, Bonding, boundary crossing, desire, eye contact, family, fetish, Forbidden, Guilty, handjob, inappropriate, Incest, Intimacy, kink, Land, Lust, Minecraft, older sister, Receiving, secret, Server, sexual tension, Siblings, Sisterly, taboo, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7838
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	1389	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Join our server for the unique experience of receiving a dry handjob from your older sister as you both gaze deeply into each other’s eyes. It’s a bonding experience like no other, and you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. So come join us for some unforgettable moments and questionable family dynamics!

PizzaCraft: Where in Italy is this dude hiding?

Adventure, Cities, Destination, discovery, dude, Europe, Exploration, geography, Hiding, Italian culture, italy, landmarks, location, Mediterranean, peninsula, Pizzacraft, Regions, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, trip, vacation, Wanderlust

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Animals Bred:	155
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Oh, you won’t find this lad in Italy, you’ll find him in the magical land of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride llamas through the streets of Venice, build a pizza castle in Naples, and battle creepers in the Colosseum! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret pasta mine hidden deep underground…just watch out for the spaghetti monsters! So come join us and experience Italy like never before, only on our crazy Minecraft server!