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BlockyBattlesMC

armed conflict, BlockyBattlesMC, CASUALTIES, clash, Commander, Conflict, death toll, gaza, Hamas, Israeli forces, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, militant leader, military operation, palestinian authority, palestinians, Political unrest, resistance, security forces, violence, West Bank

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Star Shards Collected:	78
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

lol join our epic minecraft server where u can battle it out like a hamas commander in the west bank but without all the danger lolz. u can build ur own base and defend it from crazy zombies and creepers. plus, u can team up with ur friends and create ur own army to take over the server. come join the fun and see if u have what it takes to be the ultimate minecraft warrior!

PlumJuiceCraft

antioxidant-rich, Beverage, DELICIOUS, drink, Flavorful, Fresh, Fruit, healthy, homemade, Hydrating, Juice, Natural, no added sugar, nutrition, plum, PlumJuiceCraft, prune, Refreshing, summer drink, Tasty, vitamin C

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	729145
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

GutCraft: Mini-Guts Lab!

cell biology, Crohn’s disease, digestive system, disease understanding, DNA modification, gastrointestinal health, genetic modification, genetic switches, gut cells, GutCraft, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, intestinal disorders, Lab, Laboratory, medical breakthrough, medical science, mini-guts, MiniGuts, research, scientists, switches

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5683
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Farms Harvested:	127	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server where we got scientists growin’ mini-guts in da lab! like, whoa, u can learn all bout Crohn’s disease and inflammatory bowel disease while playin’ minecraft, how cool is dat? plus, we got these wild “switches” that modify DNA in gut cells, like some next level stuff, man. join now for a gut-bustin’ good time!

The Vanilla-y Awesomeness of Valoria, now with 50% less squares!

armor, awesomeness, bedrock realm, Cooking, Discord, Fun, Hidden Secrets, Lore, Medieval, mod, Mystery, opportunity, ORGANIZED, PLAYER LORE, Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft, protagnst, Secrets, Semi Vanilla, Spawn, squares, Stories, Valoria, Vanillay

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9788	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Enchantments Applied:	69
Villages Defended:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2

Join the Lands of Valoria Today!

Based on Protagnst’s “Players Simulate Medieval Minecraft”, the Valoria server is a bedrock realm filled with opportunity and fun!

We have a very organized discord server and unique ideas for you to experience. This realm is based on medieval Minecraft with a medieval armor mod and a very nice spawn. It is heavily reliant on player lore and stories, with Valoria’s own hidden secrets to uncover. Come join and be part of the mystery to reunite The Lands of Valoria! Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord to join.

Discord Server Invite

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the Valoria server?	The Valoria server is based on medieval Minecraft with a focus on player lore and stories.
Is there a special mod or plugin used on the server?	Yes, there is a medieval armor mod used on the Valoria server.
How can I join the Valoria server?	Contact “bigg_money7” or “Deadgear788” on Discord for joining instructions.
Are there hidden secrets in Valoria?	Yes, Valoria has its own hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.

CraftyColonials Minecraft Server

American colonies, american revolution, colonial america, colonial architecture, colonial culture, colonial economy, colonial education, colonial expansion, colonial government, colonial independence, colonial legacy, colonial life, colonial period, colonial politics, colonial religion, colonial settlements, colonial society, colonial trade, colonial warfare, CraftyColonials, History, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have recreated colonial America…but with a twist! Instead of boring history lessons, you can experience the thrill of battling zombies with muskets and trading with villagers dressed in powdered wigs.

Join us for epic quests like the Boston Tea Party, where you have to sneak past the British guards to dump tea into the harbor. Or try your hand at farming like a true pioneer, except instead of corn and wheat, you’ll be growing diamonds and emeralds!

But beware, there are rumors of a secret underground society of creepers plotting to overthrow the colonial government. Will you join forces with them or fight against their explosive plans?

So come on down to our server and experience colonial America like never before. Who knew history could be this hilarious and action-packed?

Firstie’s AFK, Thirdies’ Minecraft Server

Afk, career advancement, Career Growth, FIRSTIE, firsties, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, Minecraft, networking, office culture, office environment, office life, office politics, procrastination, productivity, professional development, Server, socializing, thirdies, Time management, work, work ethic, work-life balance, workplace dynamics

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1086
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of being a boring firstie stuck in an office all day? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the thirdies are living their best lives! We’ve got pigs flying, chickens doing the cha-cha, and cows breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are throwing dance parties instead of blowing things up. So come on over and join the fun – who needs a boring office job when you can be living it up in our crazy Minecraft world!

LockBoxLULZ

adhd, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Confrontation, family, father in-law, handyman, in-laws, Lock, LockBoxLULZ, Projects, Property, relationships, Respect, Toolbox, Tools, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	217
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Join our server where we hide tools in secret chests all over the map and lock them with combination locks! Just like the toolbox in this story, you’ll have to crack the code to access the best tools for your projects.

But beware, just like the OP’s father-in-law, we take tool security very seriously. If you try to use someone else’s tools without permission, you might find yourself locked out of the server altogether!

Join now for a thrilling adventure filled with hidden treasures, locked chests, and maybe even some in-law drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?

BlockParty Minecraft Server

4-day work week, blockparty, employee satisfaction, flexible schedule, job satisfaction, Minecraft, opinion, productivity, Server, Time management, work culture, work efficiency, work flexibility, work hours, work productivity, work schedule, work week length, work-life balance, work-life benefits, work-life harmony, work-life integration, work-life quality, work-life wellbeing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2913
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Animals Bred:	68
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Are you tired of spending all your time in the real world working a boring 9-5 job? Well, come join our Minecraft server where every week is a 4-day work week! That’s right, spend your days mining diamonds and building epic structures instead of sitting in a stuffy office. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who will trade you rare items for their favorite snacks. So why wait? Join now and start living your best blocky life!

Respawned Loot Drama

belongings, belongings dispute, belongings distribution, belongings ownership, belongings recovery, death, Drama, Estate, Inheritance, Legal, legal process, legal rights, Loot, missing persons, mistaken identity, ownership, personal effects, possessions, Probate, Property, Respawned, survivorship

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Farms Harvested:	623
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Love Letters Sent:	20

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, a player on our server was declared dead after a tragic creeper explosion. Their items were scattered and looted by other players, thinking they were gone for good. But lo and behold, the player miraculously respawned and came back to reclaim their belongings. And you know what we did? We threw a massive in-game party to celebrate their resurrection and gave them DOUBLE the amount of items they lost! That’s right, only on our server can you die and come back to even better loot than before.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the impossible is possible and the absurd is encouraged, then join us now! Who knows what crazy adventures and unexpected twists await you in this wacky world. See you there!

BlackSeaSubs Minecraft Server

Black sea, BlackSeaSubs, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Maritime, Military, Minecraft, Naval, naval warfare, Patrolling, russia, SECURITY, Server, submarine warfare, Submarines, surface fleet, Tensions, Ukraine, WALLOPED

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

LOL U WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT MORE ACTION THAN RUSSIA PATROLLING THE BLACK SEA WITH SUBMARINES! OUR SURFACE FLEET GOT WOLLOPED TOO, BUT WE JUST BUILT A NEW ONE OUT OF DIAMOND BLOCKS! JOIN US IF U WANNA SURVIVE THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURES IN ALL OF MINECRAFT! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DO THE CHA CHA SLIDE! DON’T MISS OUT, JOIN NOW OR REGRET IT FOREVER!