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Blocky Racers vs Speed Cams

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	174	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

LOL, imagine a Minecraft server where the police be stoppin’ more Black drivers than anyone else! But don’t worry, our speed cameras be totally unbiased and just issuin’ tickets left and right like Oprah givin’ out cars! Come join the chaos and see if you can outrun the popo or outsmart them cameras, it’s a wild ride you won’t wanna miss! Plus, we got unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you wanna be here? Join now before the pigs start flyin’ away without ya!

⛏️ A Far Lands Apart: Where Biomes Collide and Players Hide, A Grand Vanilla Adventure for Grown-Ups! 🌲

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Farlands Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Farlands
Server Type	Minecraft Realm
Snapshot Version	Latest Minecraft Snapshot

Current Datapacks

Treefeller
KeepSomeInventory
Anti-Creeper Grief
Player Heads
Husks drop sand
Anti-Endermen Grief
Mob Heads
Track Raw Stats
Anti-Ghast Grief
Mini Blocks (stonecutter)
Crafting Tweaks
Double Shulker Shell
Silence Mobs (nametag named silence me)
Armored Elytra
Bat Membranes

Experience

Farlands is a server for friends playing Minecraft together, focused on community-building and relaxation.

Why Realms and Snapshots?

The decision to use Realms and Snapshots was made to keep the server simple and closely aligned with the latest updates.

Why Join Us?

If you enjoy Minecraft for its creativity and want to play with friendly people, apply to join Farlands!

The Future

The server may grow beyond Realms in the future, but the core values of community and simplicity will remain.

Apply Here

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””> RetroCraft Minecraft Server””

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	581
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

Are you tired of dealing with pesky Zoomer Nu-Coders and their fancy emulators? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave those Zoomers in the dust as you embark on epic adventures and build the craziest creations imaginable.

Forget about saving your game files in some obscure NuZoomStudios folder, on our server your saves will be guarded by a mighty dragon who only accepts offerings of diamond blocks. And if you ever get tired of building, you can challenge other players to a dance-off in the town square for the chance to win a pet llama named Larry.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to Zoomer Nu-Coders and hello to a world of endless fun and ridiculousness!

It’s Good Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3979
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of killer bunnies to get to it. Trust me, those bunnies are no joke.

2. Our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who roams the land, challenging players to epic dance battles. If you can out-dance the chicken, you win a prize!

3. We have a floating island in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches while riding on flying pigs. It’s like a mix of Hunger Games and Mario Kart, but with way more bacon.

4. Our server events include a weekly “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct the craziest, most ridiculous structures in a limited amount of time. The winner gets to ride a llama into the sunset while wearing a crown made of emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! It’s good, but in a totally bonkers way.

SILJealousStickMud

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2841
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Then join our server for a wild and wacky time! We promise to bring the laughs and keep you entertained like never before.

Just like how this guy’s wife loves SNL Totino’s sketches, we promise to keep you laughing with our crazy antics and hilarious events. Need a break from the ordinary? We got you covered with our out-of-this-world 3D printed surprises that will blow your mind!

And if you’re worried about party poopers ruining the fun, don’t worry! We don’t tolerate jealous stick-in-the-muds here. We’re all about having a good time and keeping the laughter rolling.

So join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let’s create some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even get your own Totino’s Super Bowl Activity Pack in the game! 😉

MovieBuffMinecraftSMP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6183
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Divine Spears Created:	14
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a blockbuster movie on steroids! Join us for insane adventures, epic battles, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs Hollywood when you can be the star of your own action-packed Minecraft movie? Join now and get ready for the ride of your virtual life!

OpinionCraft: KeepItSecret

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7826
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	84
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of hiding your controversial opinions because you’re afraid of being judged? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we encourage all kinds of crazy thoughts and ideas! Whether you believe that llamas are actually aliens in disguise or that creepers are just misunderstood creatures looking for hugs, we welcome all opinions (no matter how outlandish)! So come join us and let your wildest thoughts run wild in our virtual world of madness and mayhem!

CraftyDan’s Defense Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we invest over US$628 million in Ukraine’s defence industry!! why, you ask? because we need to protect our precious diamond blocks from those pesky creepers and zombies!!

we got tanks made out of obsidian, helicopters made out of emerald blocks, and even a secret underground bunker made out of bedrock!!

join us and help defend our realm from the evil forces trying to steal our precious loot!! plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks!!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!!

AstroRescueCraft

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1324
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Star Shards Collected:	258
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

lol imagine if u were stranded in space and then outta nowhere a spacex capsule comes to rescue u like u some kinda astronaut in distress. that’s the vibe of this Minecraft server, except instead of astronauts its ur Minecraft character who needs saving. join this server for out-of-this-world adventures and epic rescues that will have u feeling like a space hero. plus, who knows, maybe elon musk himself will make a guest appearance and help u out. yolo, amirite? so come on, join the fun and let’s blast off into the unknown together!

Youth Boost Manor

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Villages Defended:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	13

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do we have the server for u! come join us on our wacky world where we have a secret potion that makes ur character grow super fast but also live forever!

imagine having a giant character that can run around and crush all the other players, but also never die! it’s like being a superhero in minecraft! plus, we have a special feature where u can turn into a fish and swim around in our magical underwater kingdom.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs normal when u can have superpowers and be a fish at the same time?! come on, what r u waiting for? dive in and join the fun!