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Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Dimension Hops:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	114	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5984
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Ores Mined:	1563	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
New Chunks Explored:	679777	Emeralds Found:	3292
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	880272
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4426
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mines Excavated:	3336	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Dimension Hops:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Buildings Constructed:	42
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life

NATO No More, EU Army Galore!

Alliance, Army, army of Europe, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, EU, EU borders, european defense, european union, foreign policy, Galore, Geopolitical, international relations, military alliance, military capacity, nato, russia, SECURITY, Support, Ukraine, US

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Animals Bred:	183	Dragon Scales Harvested:	428
Emeralds Found:	5438	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magic Items Found:	7023	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual soap opera with a twist! Picture this: the US has abandoned NATO, Russia is causing chaos, and the EU is left to fend for itself. But fear not, because on our server, you can join the “army of Europe” and defend our borders against any threat – even if it means taking on Russia with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks! So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, betrayal, and epic battles that will make your head spin (literally, if you get hit by a stray arrow). Trust us, you won’t find a more thrilling Minecraft experience anywhere else!

BlockyBritsVSFrogs Minecraft Server

BlockyBritsVSFrogs, Britain, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, crisis management., Defense, eastern europe, european union, France, international relations, intervention, Military, Minecraft, nato, peace support operations, Peacekeeping, Plans, Protect, reassurance force, SECURITY, Server, solidarity, Ukraine

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	9519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	267850	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we got britain and france teaming up to protect ukraine like some superhero squad. we got a reassurance force ready to kick some butt and keep the peace in the virtual world. you gotta join us cuz we got the most epic battles and crazy adventures waiting for you. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a team with britain and france? it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy

Conflict, CraftingTrumpVsZelenskyy, criticism, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, international relations, leadership, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, Tension, trade barbs, trump, Ukraine, united states, US-Ukraine relations, War with Russia, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mines Excavated:	4136
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

lol come join our minecraft server where u can trade barbs like trump and zelenskyy but without the war with russia lol. u can build ur own wall and make ukraine great again. we got pigs that fly and cows that dance, it’s a party up in here. plus, if u join now, u get a free pet llama named vladimir. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make minecraft great again!