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””/Brit/”” Minecraft SMP

apples, autumn, Brit, British, crunchy, DELICIOUS, fiber, Food, Fruit, Harvest, Healthy Eating, juicy, local produce, Minecraft, Orchard, organic, red, seasonal fruits, smp, snack, SWEET, United Kingdom, vitamin C

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6478
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Votes:	5921
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old green apples in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we only have RED APPLES! That’s right, no more settling for basic fruit colors, we’ve got the most vibrant and delicious red apples you’ve ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Red Apple Gang, a group of players who have sworn to protect the sacred red apples at all costs. Join us and become a member of this elite group, fighting off any green apple lovers who dare to challenge us.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret red apple hidden somewhere on the server that grants the finder unlimited diamonds for life. Will you be the one to uncover this juicy treasure?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the red apples are ripe for the picking and adventure awaits around every corner!

Crafty Mans Server – Minecraft server

ARMIS, Axel Syrios, Banzoin Hakka, Crafty, Crimzon Ruze, Gavis Bettel, Goldbullet, Holostars EN, Josuiji Shinri, Jurard T Rexford, Loud Retard Edition, Machina X Flayon, Magmaboard, Magni Dezmond, mans, Minecraft, Noir Vesper, Octavio, OP Template, Regis Altare, Server, songs playlist, TEMPUS Schedule

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2404
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Welcome to the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and sanity is a distant memory. Join us for a wild ride filled with absurdity and shenanigans that will leave you questioning your life choices.

Our schedule is so jam-packed with events that you’ll never have a dull moment. From Regis Altare’s epic builds to Axel Syrios’s hilarious pranks, there’s always something happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Have you heard of Gavis Bettel’s legendary treasure hunts or Machina X Flayon’s insane redstone contraptions? You’ll be blown away by the creativity and madness that our players bring to the table.

And let’s not forget about Banzoin Hakka’s epic PvP battles or Josuiji Shinri’s mind-bending parkour challenges. You’ll be on the edge of your seat as you compete against some of the craziest players in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all – we also have alumni like Magni Dezmond and Noir Vesper who will show you the ropes and help you navigate our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Loud Retard Edition Minecraft server for a gaming experience like no other. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and question your sanity along the way.

The Secret Mine Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Commitment, Communication, family, husband, Intimacy, love, loyalty, Marriage, marriage advice, marriage counseling, married life, Minecraft, Partnership, relationship, relationship goals, secret, smp, Spouse, Support, Trust, Wife, wife life

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9334	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Dimension Hops:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of your real-life spouse nagging you to take out the trash and do the dishes? Well, say goodbye to domestic responsibilities and hello to a virtual wife on our Minecraft SMP! Our server offers the unique feature of marrying other players and starting a virtual family. Who needs a real wife when you can have a pixelated partner who will never ask you to clean the toilet?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “House of Diamonds,” a secret mansion filled with endless riches and treasures. Rumor has it that those who find the hidden entrance will be rewarded with stacks upon stacks of diamonds. Will you be the one to uncover this elusive treasure trove?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of virtual romance, diamond hunting, and wacky adventures. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where anything is possible? So what are you waiting for? Come join us and start your journey to virtual wedded bliss!

Not Important Minecraft Server

Anonymity, Identity, important, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, my name, Not Important, Personal, Self, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, Self Respect, self value, self worth, self-acceptance, self-empowerment, Self-expression, self-identity, self-realization, Server

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Ores Mined:	7923	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most chaotic way possible!

Join us on our server where the only rule is that there are no rules! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why not! Want to start a llama army and take over the server? We support that kind of ambition!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Not Important” player who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to epic battles. Rumor has it that if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (not really, but it sounds cool, right?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and potatoes! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

The Strange Minecraft SMP Double Exposure

Character development, choice-based game, Coming of Age, consequences, Decision making, double, Double Exposure, emotional storytelling, episodic series, exposure, Female Protagonist, friendship, indie game, interactive drama, Life is Strange, Minecraft, Mystery, narrative driven, player agency, smp, strange, Supernatural powers, The Meltdown Continues, time travel, video game

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8842
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Endless Night Skies:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the chaos never stops and the drama is always on point! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate thrill of surviving in a world where everything is constantly melting down – literally.

Our server is known for its insane events, like the time a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry llamas on the village, or when someone tried to build a rollercoaster out of TNT (spoiler alert: it didn’t end well).

But don’t worry, we also have plenty of opportunities for peaceful building and exploration – as long as you can avoid getting caught in the middle of a heated argument over who gets the last diamond.

So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, come join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you can survive the meltdown!

Arabs Flip Michigan Minecraft Server

#Arab community, Arab Americans, Arabs, Cheating, democrats, election, election results, Flip, Michigan, Michigan demographics, Michigan politics, Michigan swing voters, Minecraft, Mr.T, political analysis, political predictions, Politics, Server, swing state, swing voters, voter turnout, Voting, Whites

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	1762
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	6266

Looking for a Minecraft server where Arabs and Whites in Michigan are teaming up to swing bigly for Mr. T? Look no further! Our server is so rigged in favor of Mr. T that even the Dems have no shot at winning Michigan. Maybe there’s a little cheating involved, but who cares when you’re having this much fun building and battling it out in the virtual world? Join us now for a wild ride filled with crazy alliances and epic battles!

Warning Minecraft SMP: British People Memes

Backlash, British, british people, controversy, culture, discrimination, Diversity, GOOGLE, humor, inappropriate, internet, Jew memes, memes, Minecraft, offensive, ONLINE, people, racism, search, sensitivity, smp, social media, Stereotypes, Warning

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4070
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	130	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Dragon Eggs Found:	2771

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

Join us if you want to witness the legendary battle between a group of players and a giant chicken that terrorizes the land. Or maybe you’re interested in joining our annual “Build-a-Fart” competition, where players compete to create the most realistic fart noise using note blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is full of ridiculous shenanigans and bizarre adventures just waiting for you to join in.

So why wait? Come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience that will leave you saying, “What the fuck is that? It shows up if you search others too like ‘Jew memes’!”

Throne & Liberty MC Server

action combat, aws, battle passes, Builds, Combat strategy, convenience items, Cosmetics, database, EU, Exploration, free to play, Kazar, Liberty, lottie, microtransactions, mmorpg, NA East, open world, password 555444, password 69420, pay to win, Player Customization, PvE, PvP, Sani, Server, Servers, shapeshifting mechanic, tab target, Throne, throne and liberty, weather systems

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	2315
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	4041	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join our server, where you can transform into sani for exploration and combat strategy – because who wouldn’t want to be a shape-shifting warrior in the world of Minecraft?

Our server features a seamless open world with adaptive weather systems, so you never know what crazy weather patterns you’ll encounter while mining for diamonds. And don’t worry about pay-to-win mechanics here – our publisher claims to be all about enhancing player customization and choice, so you can deck out your character in the most outrageous cosmetics and convenience items.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most insane builds you’ve ever seen, with guides to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master. And with our servers like NA East, Lottie and EU, Kazar, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and let the madness begin! Just remember the password – it’s 69420 for Lottie and 555444 for Kazar. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

Minecraft SMP: /xivg/ – Creeper Chronicles

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs, Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Chronicles, Costume Party Mixer, creeper, Dawntrail Genera, Dynamis, ELEMENTALS, EU, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Garo, Golem, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Halloween Theme CC., Kraken, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, malboro crystal, Marilith, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, NA, Primal Mist, Resources, Saturday morning cartoons, smp, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, Wolf’s Pier, xivg

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3499
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dimension Hops:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the elementals are worshipped like royalty? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for meetups like Dynamis, Kraken, where we search for buried treasure like true pirates. Or how about a Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where the fashion is out of this world? And don’t miss our Halloween Musicals event in Balmung, Crystal, where we sing and dance our hearts out to spooky tunes. So come join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

Man or Woman Minecraft Server

equality, Femininity, feminism, gender bias, gender differences, gender discrimination, gender dynamics, gender equality, Gender Identity, gender inequality, Gender issues, Gender norms, gender perspective, Gender Roles, gender roles in society, gender stereotypes, man, Masculinity, Minecraft, Server, societal expectations, WOMAN

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	908
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Villages Defended:	20
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Divine Spears Created:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Are you tired of the real world gender debate? Escape to our Minecraft server where everyone is a blocky pixel person and gender doesn’t even exist! Join us for epic adventures, building competitions, and hilarious shenanigans. Who needs to worry about being a man or a woman when you can be a creeper or a pig instead? So come on over and leave all that gender drama behind, because in our world, the only thing that matters is having a blast!