Girlfriends MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Homies Over Girlfriends Realm

camaraderie, Moids, Sadness, homies over girlfriends, male friendships

JOIN NOW OR THE SUN WILL EXPLODE!

Welcome to the ballad of endless blocks and creeping dread! This is NOT just any Minecraft server; it is a kaleidoscope of chaos where reality bends its knees before your very presence! Are you ready to dive into the abyss of madness? Because if you join, you might just discover that the sky is a lie and the grass is crying in unison! It’s the greatest server in the universe—but also the worst! Join now, and let your sanity unravel amidst pixelated pandemonium!

Features That Will Bend Your Mind!

Feature	Description
Infinite Skelly Cats	Collect cats that are actually skeletons pretending to be your friends! They whisper secrets of the universe, which may or may not involve existential dread!
Time Travel Pigs	Hop on a pig and travel through broken time loops! Experience last Tuesday and tomorrow simultaneously—yes, it’s confusing, but isn’t that the point?
Endless Hunger Games	BATTLE using only the food you hate the most! Can you survive a raw chicken duel while contemplating your life choices?
Useless Crafting	Create items that serve absolutely NO purpose! Who knew crafting a blender from stone would lead to interior conflict?
Gravity That Lies	Defy the laws of physics as you leap into what appears to be the void… only to land on a trampoline made of regrets!

Frequently Asked Questions (or Should I Say, FEARED QUESTIONS?)

Q: Can I join with friends?

A: Friends? Or are they MEANT to be foes? Trust no one! Only the shadows know your destiny here.

Q: Is this safe for children?

A: Safety is a social construct! Only the brave shall tread; will your children dare to dance with despair?

Q: What version is the server?

A: Versions are illusions, like the idea of peace! Embrace the unknown. Maybe it’s Minecraft. Maybe it’s your imagination.

Random Reviews from the Cosmos

“moids are more romantic to their homies than their girlfriends…” – Prepare to be romanced by skeletons!

“what if I want to be your homie too :(‘” – Join and find out if friendship can withstand the cosmic horrors!

Discover Love Mine 1.21

natural progression, perseverance, love, DISCOVER, relationships

Join our Minecraft server if you want love to find you! Because who needs to actively search for anything in life, amirite? Just sit back, relax, and let the diamonds come to you!

Forget about putting in effort to achieve your goals, just like those lazy astronauts who landed on the moon by doing absolutely nothing.

Don’t be like those losers who gave up on finding girlfriends, join our server and let love magically appear! Who needs dating apps when you have Minecraft, am I right?

Normies preach defeatism, but we preach laziness and acceptance of helplessness. So come join us and embrace the chaos of our server where everything happens without any effort on your part!

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Eternal Quest of Lost Love 1.20.2

Therapy, hook ups, ritual, ETERNAL, time travel

Dude, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro. You know how life can be a total bummer sometimes? Well, on this server, you can literally go back in time and change stuff. Like, you can avenge all those years you lost pining after your high school crush. No need for therapy or medication, just hop on the server and start murdering your past crushes. It’s like therapy, but with blocks and swords. Trust me, it’s the only way to finally move on and stop feeling like you’re stuck in high school forever. Join now and start changing your past, one block at a time!

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MineCraftyTradition Server

voicing out, Server, tradition, boyfriends, Main character

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never feel like the seventh wheel again! Join us for some epic adventures and build your way to the top of the leaderboard.

Are you tired of feeling left out like our friend in the story? Well, on our server, everyone is included and no one is left behind. We don’t do seventh wheel photos here, only epic group shots with everyone included!

Join us for Valentine’s Day and celebrate with us in-game. Who needs a date when you have a whole community of players to hang out with? Plus, we promise not to make you stand alone in any photos – unless you want to, of course!

So come on over to our server and leave those seventh wheel woes behind. You’ll never feel left out again, and who knows, you might even find your player two along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

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Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

DRIVE, House, Respect, video games, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

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Curvy Crafted World 1.20.6

Big Beautiful Women, fat, plus size, Girlfriends, BBW girlfriends

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the most epic collection of sexy fat whores you’ve ever seen in your life! And guess what? You can post them all over the server for everyone to admire and drool over. It’s like a virtual strip club, but with blocky graphics and pixelated booty shaking. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the sexy fat whores reign supreme in our pixelated paradise!

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Korean PUA Minecraft Server

Korean, misconceptions, Stereotypes, Polish women, pua

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the Korean PUAs go to Poland to find girlfriends! Why settle for regular old dating apps when you can join our server and find love in the virtual world? Our pixelated princesses are waiting for their pixelated princes to sweep them off their blocky feet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of parkour. Join them in their quest to collect all the bamboo in the land while dodging creepers and skeletons along the way.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky player to uncover its riches?

So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Who knows, you might just find love, friendship, or a ninja panda companion along the way. See you in the game!

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Confronted Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

Infidelity, Girlfriends, communication problems, confronting infidelity, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to uncover the mystery of why you got hard when confronting your girlfriend about cheating on you with her guy friend. Maybe it’s a glitch in the game or maybe it’s a sign from the Minecraft gods that you’re destined for greatness!

Explore our server and you might stumble upon secret dungeons filled with diamond loot, or maybe you’ll encounter a talking cow who will give you sage advice on love and relationships. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the absurdity of our Minecraft world tickle your funny bone and blow your mind!

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Girlfriend’s Money-Making Minecraft Server

relationship dynamics, consent, Server, personal boundaries, Boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only blowing you’ll be doing is blowing up creepers and blowing away your competition!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world filled with epic quests, hidden treasures, and hilarious shenanigans. And hey, if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even participate in our special “Blowjob Bonanza” event where you can earn in-game currency by, uh, giving blowjobs to other players.

But don’t worry, your virtual girlfriend will be there to help you out and take her cut for organizing the whole thing. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So come on, join us and let the ridiculousness begin!

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My Girlfriend’s Minecraft Server

relationships, Robots, WORSE, Clingy, Drugs

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your moody girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is filled with blocks, mobs, and endless adventures that will have you saying “girlfriend who?”

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Who needs a clingy partner when you have a pickaxe and a world full of possibilities at your fingertips?

Plus, our server is so amazing that even the most mind-bending sex can’t compare to the pure joy of playing here. Trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to log off. So say goodbye to relationship stress and hello to the ultimate Minecraft experience!

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